So I just saw this movie Friday night and I have so many questions and thoughts regarding it:



If you have a chance to see it where you live (it's like playing in one theatre per city), SEE IT!!!

Like I said, I still have thoughts and concerns about some of the plot. If you have seen it and wish to talk about it, send me a private message. I don't want to get into it here because of the spoilers.

Hubby and I are still talking about it and have come up with all these different scenarios.

Seriously, if you are looking for a movie to watch, GO SEE THIS!!!

I hope everyone's 4th of July was good for them. We usually have a 5 to 6 family gathering with a HUGE picnic and fireworks my hubby buys. He puts on quite a show. This year, because a BIG family illness with my neighbor and because the flood took out most of their grassed in area, my family just kept it to our property and ourselves.

We still set off mortars and some huge fireworks, (with the little fireworks for the kids to play with) just not the usual but it was kind of nice all the same.

And now regarding my opening topic, I will be in New York around the last week of August for anyone who might be interested in getting together one day. Just a thought.

Being a child of the 70's, I grew up listening to the Jackson 5 and all of the other pop sensations that came out at the time.

With his sweet voice and killer smile, Michael was one of my favorites.

I enjoyed his new look and sound in the 80's, but his persona from the 70's will be how I always remember him.

And here is my favorite song that he performed for the horror movie Ben:



Hope wherever you are, you finally have the peace you wanted.

Here is the sixth day of the Brian/Justin "Where should we fuck next?" series.

The prompt is 'good vibrations' by duffy_60.

I will get back to all feedback today. I'm just a bit worn out by graduation festivities and the shop. *sighs*

Title: What all good flea-bag hotels are good for
Day 6 in the Brian/Justin 'Where should we fuck next?' series. This takes place right after the backroom has been closed by Stockwell in Season 3.
Prompts: 'chest hair,' 'swimming pool'
Warnings: none
Summary: Justin and Brian have to come up with a new place to have sex publicly every day during Stockwell's reign of terror.

Disclaimer: I down own the boys or Cowlip. There are no cannibals in this vignette.


Previous Days:
Day 1 - A night at the park
Day 2 - Time for that bi-yearly check up!
Day 3 - Sort of like Saturn 3 - only with guys
Day 4 - But it's not even Friday
Day 5 - Old Men and their war stories

( Day 6 - What all good flea-bag hotels are good for )

Look! I posted another one anyway! Here is the fifth day of the Brian/Justin "Where should we fuck next?" series.

The prompt is 'chest hair' by sevigny7 and 'swimming pool' by josieb1.


Title: Old men and their war stories
Day 5 in the Brian/Justin 'Where should we fuck next?' series. This takes place right after the backroom has been closed by Stockwell in Season 3.
Prompts: 'chest hair,' 'swimming pool'
Warnings: none
Summary: Justin and Brian have to come up with a new place to have sex publicly every day during Stockwell's reign of terror.

Disclaimer: I down own the boys or Cowlip. I am not vegetable or mineral. :)


Previous Days:
Day 1 - A night at the park
Day 2 - Time for that bi-yearly check up!
Day 3 - Sort of like Saturn 3 - only with guys
Day 4 - But it's not even Friday




( Old men and their war stories )

So this Where will they fuck next series seems to be a big hit. LOL!

I've got lots of ficlet ideas so don't worry, more stories are coming. I might even get to post one tomorrow morning after all. So go me!!!!

I need to get me one of those internet wives. I finally finished responding to all my feedback. No - I don't want someone who'll answer my fb - that's just wrong.

It's updating my fic list and memories that's a bitch. LOL!

Actually, maybe it's not a wife, but an admin.

I still feel weird. Daughter #2 is graduating tomorrow and I feel...I dunno...not old, just as if it's all passing me by.

Don't get me wrong. I spend lots of time with my family so I don't feel like I need more time, it's just the passage of time that's getting to me.

*gets more into my belly button*

*sighs*

EDIT Duh! I almost forgot - here are the prompt words altogether! LOL!

( All the words given to me so far )

That's quite a list! I'll probably use more than one sometimes like I did on day 3.

Here is the fourth day of the Brian/Justin "Where should we fuck next?" series.

The prompt is 'boat' supplied by girloftheburbs.

Also, for now, I'm not taking any more prompt words. I'll work on the ones I have so far. If I need more, I'll open it back up again.

I will respond to all the rest of my feedback from yesterday (and of course today's feedback) sometime today. I have quite a busy morning ahead of me but I still wanted to post something. :)

Also, I might not be posting anything tomorrow.

Megan will be graduating from high school, you see. *sits proudly in front of computer and beams*

That's two down and three to go. *gets tired all over again*

Title: But it's not even Friday
Day 4 in the Brian/Justin 'Where should we fuck next?' series. This takes place right after the backroom has been closed by Stockwell in Season 3.
Prompts: 'boat'
Warnings: none
Summary: Justin and Brian have to come up with a new place to have sex publicly every day during Stockwell's reign of terror.

Disclaimer: I down own the boys or Cowlip. The cop is all mine. :)


Previous Days:
Day 1 - A night at the park
Day 2 - Time for that bi-yearly check up!
Day 3 - Sort of like Saturn 3 - only with guys




( Day 4 - But it's not even Friday )

So here is the third day of the Brian/Justin "Where should we fuck next?" series.

The prompt is robotic laboratory supplied by colleen2328 and 'pinch' by shadownyc.

There is still time if you would like to supply me with a word or two. Go to this post here.


Title: Sort of like Saturn 3 - only with guys
Day 3 in the Brian/Justin 'Where should we fuck next?' series. This takes place right after the backroom has been closed by Stockwell in Season 3.
Prompts: 'robotic laboratory,' 'pinch'
Warnings: none
Summary: Justin and Brian have to come up with a new place to have sex publicly every day during Stockwell's reign of terror.

Disclaimer: I down own the boys or Cowlip. I do not know the answer to the universe, life and everything. I always came up with 7. *shrugs*

Previous Days:
Day 1 - A night at the park
Day 2 - Time for that bi-yearly check up!




( Sort of like Saturn 3 - only with guys )

So here is the second day of the Brian/Justin "Where should we fuck next?" series.

The prompt is pressure supplied by claddagh_girl.

If you would like to supply me with a word or two, go to this post here. There's still plenty of time. :)

Title: Time for that bi-yearly check up!
Day 2 in the Brian/Justin 'Where should we fuck next?' series. This takes place right after the backroom has been closed by Stockwell in Season 3.
Prompt: 'pressure'
Warnings: none
Summary: Justin and Brian have to come up with a new place to have sex publicly every day during Stockwell's reign of terror.

Disclaimer: I down own the boys or Cowlip. Actually I do. Oh wait...that's right. You can't believe anything I say because I'm crazy...



( Day 2 - Time for that bi-yearly check up! )

So here is the first of the Brian/Justin "Where should we fuck next?" series.

The prompt is sliding board supplied by sjmpets.

If you would like to supply me with a word or two, go to this post here. There's still plenty of time. :)

Title: A night at the park
Day in the Brian/Justin 'Where should we fuck next?' series. This takes place right after the backroom has been closed by Stockwell in Season 3.
Prompt: 'sliding board'
Warnings: none
Summary: Justin and Brian have to come up with a new place to have sex publicly every day during Stockwell's reign of terror.

Disclaimer: I down own the boys or Cowlip. According to MS, I don't own some of my software either.






( A night at the park )

First off, I just came back from seeing Terminator: Salvation and I actually really liked it! It made me nostalgic for the first Terminator movie though. I even liked the kid they got to play Kyle Reese (still, no one will ever hold a candle to Michael Biehn).

Also, I will finish getting to all the wonderful fb from my latest chapter of Justin's Baby.

Okay, so here is the help I'll need.

It's very interactive as in I'll be asking you all for prompts. I want to write a series of very short ficlets (not drabbles as I can never keep to 100 words). I can do one a day, and since they'll be short, I can churn them out pretty quickly.

The reason?

They help me think better and I can edit the stuff I already have written (my sci fi fic and Justin's babY).

So from all my BJ people - and didn't that sound just a wee bit dirty - I need you to supply me with one or two words. No story ideas, no plot lines. Just a few words.

My story idea is based on little game Justin wants to play with Brian during Season 3 when the backroom is closed (during Stockwell's little reign of terror). Justin and Brian need to come up with a different place to have sex every day. This will go on for a month. So go ahead.

Supply me with one or two words here and I'll write a VERY SMALL FICLET around that word. It's not just a challenge to see where Justin and Brian will have sex next, but for me to come up with something clever based on the word.

And of course, which ever word I use that day, I'll give the person who said it originally credit. Duh...

And I will write something. I can do this while doing my paperwork or working on inventory status.

So ready, set, go!!!

Okay, here it is. The chapter you've been waiting for!

It's the Big non-date!!!



Title: Justin's Baby
Chapter 7b
Pairing: Justin/Brian
Genre: Bad!fic, crack!fic - I dunno - take your pic - I don't really give a shit.
Rating: Mature
Warnings: God, where do I even begin? Sacrilege, demon worship, mPreg, bad language, drugged sex, bad!fic, crack!fic and mentions of the high cost of housing.
Summary: Based very loosely on Rosemary's Baby. Justin gets more than he bargained for when he moves into the apartment of his dreams.

Disclaimers: I do not own Cowlip. Ames Perdues does not exist. I apologize to all Japanese tourists and roast piglets.



Thanks go to fiercediva for the icon and poster. Thank you babe! *smooches*


( Links to previous chapters behind cut )

Thank you to critic75 and Megan for helping me with the accents. :)


( Chapter 7b - the Big Non-date!!! )

I want to wish shadownyc and bluemchenkaffee a belated happy birthday!!!! *hugs you both* *spanks you* *blushes*

I'm still working on the non-date part but here is the prelude to the date with our two favorite people, Brian and Joe:


Title: Justin's Baby
Chapter 7a
Pairing: Justin/Brian
Genre: Bad!fic, crack!fic - I dunno - take your pic - I don't really give a shit.
Rating: Mature
Warnings: God, where do I even begin? Sacrilege, demon worship, mPreg, bad language, drugged sex, bad!fic, crack!fic and mentions of the high cost of housing.
Summary: Based very loosely on Rosemary's Baby. Justin gets more than he bargained for when he moves into the apartment of his dreams.

Disclaimers: Don't own Cowlip or the boys but I am going to the speshul hell for the blasphemy in this short chapter. I'll save you all a seat. :)




Thanks go to fiercediva for the icon and poster. Thank you babe! *smooches*


( Links to previous chapters behind cut )


( Chapter 7a - prelude to the Big Non-Date )

Whew! This week has been a killer!

It's been extremely busy at the shop and I've had to deal with new employees, firing new employees, calming down patrons because of stupid ex-new employees, supply runs, new t-shirts (Small Fryes has a new t-shirt with our logo on it that people seem to really have taken to).

Anywho, I'm getting back to writing later tonight. Also, I just joined this great site called Kindertrauma that reviews horror movies new and old and has its members talk about their own trauma when watching a horror movie. I'll see if they post mine. My most traumatic scene from a movie was from Trainspotting and the baby scene. Not a horror movie but made me jump out of my skin and freak out for a long fucking time. But then, when I watched it, I was 33 and had just had Griffon (he was one week old at the time).


And here's footage of one of my favorite babies in a horror film that did not make me a head case. Unless you count laughing so hard you couldn't breathe.

Peter Jackson's Braindead's zombie baby is full of win and this scene has always been the funniest part of the movie. It's a super gross movie and I have to tell you, it's actually far too bloody for me, but the humor was great and the baby (who was not a human baby who was turned but a baby born from two zombies) was awesome.

I love how how our non-dead, non-zombie hero tries to figure out how he should care for the infant so he decides to take it to the park (in the movie, he has to take care of his zombie mother and a house full of her zombie friends):

Okay, I know my track record sucks but here's a multi chaptered story but it's 10 chapters long and it's been written (I did it at the same time as the book) and I'm just cleaning each chapter up as I post.

It's a sci fi satire (and its actually not cracki) that is like The Odyssey ONLY IN THAT IT depicts a man's, along with his companion, trek to get from Point A to Point B and the many people he meets. But this is all me, okay?

And the pairings? Oh God! You have Orlando Bloom/Jesse Spencer is the first and foremost. But there is Orlando/Sean Bean, Orlando/Eric Bana/Karl Urban. There is Brian/Justin/Orlando/Jesse. Yeah. I can warn you Qaf people when that one happens. And there's more. :)



Title: Viggo's Package
Pairing: this chapter, Orlando Bloom/Jesse Spencer; eventually Sean/Orlando
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Despite the title, it actually has to do with a package Orlando has to pick up and deliver to Viggo in a earth of the far future that has been ravaged by continental convergence. Along his way, he must confront horny cyborg units and different crazy factions. There will be lots and lots of sex. Lots.

Warnings: Sex, lots and lots of it. Warnings will be posted as they apply to each chapter.

Note: Jesse (and you know me, I like to include pictures of my cast) is a cyborg, but they are recognized as sentient beings that do think and are capable of emotion and free will. Not like that's all that great.



( Read more... )

Okay, so I found this on doylebaby's lj. It's The Almost Totally Random Writing Exercise Generator.

And this is what it gave me:

500-1000 words * mystery * a cool drink of water

I'm pretty sure I exceeded the 1000 words but I wrote a mystery and a cool drink of water. Seriously. I started this about two hours ago and wham! Here it is!!

Here's my plea to anyone who reads only my QaF BJ stuff: So I know this is a House MD story BUT it's a mystery and you guys are always saying you like my little mysteries and my humor, so why not give it a shot. It's not long but I did make it a very clever mystery. Let me know what you think. :)

Title: Disappearing Obstructions
Pairing: House/Chase - its there in a UST form
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none
Summary: House acquires another unsolvable puzzle and gets some help unwittingly from Chase.

Disclaimers: I don't own House MD. I still don't know the location of Jimmy Hoffa's body or the existence of the Holy Grail.



( Disappearing Obstructions )

Title: Those Darn Pesky Souls
Pairing: Spike/Angelus/Brian Kinney; mention of Brian/Justin
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Bloodplay, drunken Brian
Summary: Spike and Angel lose their souls. They head to Pittsburgh and Babylon where they meat a sloshed and brooding Brian.
Timeline: post Angel Season 5 and post-513 Queer as Folk


Disclaimer: I don't own Cowlip. I don't own Joss Whedon. Firefly and Angel would still be on if I did.


Fore brianswalk who requested some Spike/Angelus/Brian luvin - sans souls. :)




( I can't believe I actually wrote this pairing )

Megan has been talking about going away to uni all weekend and it finally caught up to me.

New York!

New fucking York!!!!

So when she looked at me, talking about dorm rooms and meal tickets and who is going to go with her to orientation, she stopped long enough to look at me.

"Mom? Why are you crying?"

Like I said, it hit me.

And she's been really huggy with me since then and we watched Troy and The Odyssey together Saturday night while making fun of Orlando Bloom and Eric Bana and Sean Bean and Brad Pitt and then the terrible acting on The Odyssey.

It doesn't make up for the hole that she'll leave in September.

On a lighter note, (yes, I'm changing gears quickly - it's my survival mechanism) I'm putting the finishing touches on a Spike/Angel/Brian Kinney crossover for brianswalk right now.

I hope to have it up by morning (or maybe even later tonight.

Anywho, to get you in the mood, here are two youtube clips I found...on you know...youtube.

The first one is from Angel Season 5 - Smile Time where Angel gets turned into a puppet.

It's pretty self-explanatory:




And this one is from Buffy Season 6 where we get to see Spike in several stages of undress throughout the season. Here's where the Buffster and Spike od it for the first time and literally bring the house down.

*love*

And this is for _alicesprings who requested a post 513 reunion for Brian and Justin for the weekend.

I hope this meets up to what you wanted!

Title: Justin's New Pad
Pairing: Brian/Justin
Timeline: you know, post-513, cuz that was the request. You were paying attention, right?
Rating: PG
Summary: Brian goes to New York to see what Justin's been up to.
Warnings: Ted is in there. And cockroaches.

Disclaimer: I am not Cowlip. I am not Captain Kirk. I am not Spock. Is there anyone else you wish me to tell you I'm not?



( Justin's New Pad )

For my first request.

This one is for doylebaby who requested some creepy and scary Orlibean.


So what I did was make a sequel to her wonderful (and I just loved it!) standalone Missing.

Title: Foreplay
Pairing: Orlibean
Rating: Hard R
Summary: Just a tiny sequel to doylebaby's Missing. She gave me permission. What happens after Sean 'found' Orlando?

Disclaimer: Don't own Orlando or Sean. If I did, I'm sure the property tax on them would be murder!





( This is in no way affiliated with doylebaby - so don't go blaming her )

Hope this was alright doylebaby

*looks scared*

You know, I got to thinking yesterday. I really don't have to feel bad about coming out and posting even if I don't have fic. I sometimes just want to talk to you guys so here I am.

It's just that sometimes, the fact that I come bearing no fic makes me feel a tad guilty. Anywho...

So I've been up to a few things. First, as always, has to do with my family and the shop.

Megan got accepted to St. John's Uni in New York. Anyone know it?

Yeah.

New York.

*sigh*

I decided to write an actual novel length original story a while ago. I was toying with this idea and I threw it out at hubby. He said I should just write about it and not worry.

This story would just about offend everyone I think. Yes, it's that violent.

The story deals with the dark underground of Los Angeles and all the strange people one might meet. Our four 'heroes' and I say that with an extremely evil grin plastered on my face, meet them on a daily basis...

And usually kill them.

And yeah, as usual with my most violent and sociopathic lead characters, there's a little more to them than meets the eye. And hey, at least they're not cannibals!

However, I just finished writing a female character (not one of the main ones - a side character) that even I think I went too far with. She's a meat model. Along the lines of something Dolcett had in mind and she caters to a porn industry that deals with the whole 'women-as-food' fetish.

I just wrote her character from her POV and I think I creeped myself out.

*shivers*

So I was thinking (oh no) of the need to do something that has nothing to do with writing this book. Are there any requests for short and I mean short little fics from me?

Any pairing. Any situation. You can pick any of my verses.

I need to clean out the images I currently have in my head. Seriously.