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11 January 2010 @ 09:15 pm
Day 7 - B/J standalone "Out of the Closet"  
Remember this series? The Where Will they Fuck Next? series.

You, my readers, gave me a bunch of words and I had to come up with a story using at least one of the words.

Tonight's prompt is 'musical' given to me by girloftheburbs.

Title: Out of the Closet
Day 7 in the Brian/Justin 'Where should we fuck next?' series. This takes place right after the backroom has been closed by Stockwell in Season 3.
Prompts: 'musical'
Warnings: none
Summary: Justin and Brian have to come up with a new place to have sex publicly every day during Stockwell's reign of terror.

Disclaimer: I down own the boys or Cowlip. My kitchen smells like garlic.


Previous Days:
Day 1 - A night at the park
Day 2 - Time for that bi-yearly check up!
Day 3 - Sort of like Saturn 3 - only with guys
Day 4 - But it's not even Friday
Day 5 - Old Men and their war stories
Day 6 - What all good flea-bag hotels are good for




"Okay, Brian. Really, this is just wrong. Wrong with a capital 'W.'"

"No, it's great," Brian whispered as he started to pull Justin's jeans down.

Justin turned around only to have Brian turn him once more to face the wall. "But the janitor's closet?"

"Lots of people do it in the closet," Brian shrugged as he bit Justin's ear. "We did it in the closet at Vanguard"

"But this is my old high school Brian!" Justin screeched in a subdued voice.

"Shhh, keep your voice down," Brian murmured.

"And on the night of their musical?"

"It's romantic," Brian snickered. "We have music in the background."

"'Bye Bye Birdie,'" Justin said as he scrunched his nose. "Why do they always perform 'Bye Bye Birdie?'"

Justin gasped as he felt Brian's fingers start to penetrate him. "Just be glad it's not 'Oklahoma.'"

Suddenly the door opened just as Brian was about to enter his young lover, letting in the dim light from the dark hallway. The shape of a gangly man outlined the doorway. "Who's there?" the man asked as he peeked his head into the closet, squinting through his coke-bottle eyeglasses.

"Oh this is good. First the cannibal from the Y and now Mr. Magoo," Brian mused.

"Who in the hell are you?" the man asked in irritation.

"Just stay still Brian," Justin whispered. "Maybe he can't see us."

"Yeah, we won't wave our hands around in his face," Brian muttered "He's not a fucking T-Rex Justin!"

"Hey I know you," the man said as he readjusted his glasses and peered more closely at Justin. "You used to go here, right?"

"Uh...um...well..."

"Yeah, I never forget a face, especially yours."

"Oh great," Justin sighed. "Yeah, I went here." How could he not know who he was?

"Michael Turnblach. Yeah, I remember you. Used to write all over the damn desks with perm-a-nent marker," the janitor groused.

"Michael Turnblach," Justin droned. "Michael Turnblach was Indian."

"Turnblach? That's an Indian name?" Brian exclaimed.

"Yeah, you ain't him," the janitor agreed. "Hey I know! You were one of those damn seniors, weren't you? One of the ones who stole that big plastic cow off the top of Myer's Dairy roof and put it in the principals' office as a senior prank! You punks know how long it took me to get that thing out of his office?"

"Um...no...that wasn't me," Justin stuttered, silently laughing at the fact this man thought he could have possibly been one of the moron football players who had actually gotten away with the prank. "No but I know who the punks were who did it and I could give you their home addresses. Make sure when you go there, you tell them Chris Hobbs was the one who ratted them out."

"Naw, you ain't one of them," the man continued as if he hadn't heard a thing Justin had said. "I know it!"

"Oh God," Brian laughed. "I'm fucking hard as a rock and we're playing twenty questions with Stevie Wonder."

"I know! It finally came to me. You're that girl..."

"Wha...what?!?!" Justin sputtered indignantly while Brian started chuckling harder in the corner.

"Yeah, that cheerleader that got knocked up at the end of the year. Mitsy, Missy, uh..."

"Misty, Misty Monday," Justin droned.

"Yeah that's it!" the vision-impaired man shouted as he slapped his knee.

"Misty Monday?" Brian echoed. "That sounds like a porn star's name."

"You think I'm Misty? I'm a guy! Hello! A guy!" Justin bellowed at him. "I have a cock. A cock. You'd know one if you saw one." Brian came up behind him and put his arms around his upper chest in a comforting embrace.

"Shhh, it's okay," Brian cooed.

"I think its time for another thickness on those lenses," Justin grumbled. "I'm a guy," he pouted.

"You should go home. Be with that baby of yours. Not cavortin' around with strange men," the janitor chastised.

"Actually, I'm the baby's father," Brian nodded and then addressed Justin, "and honey, we really should get back home to the baby."

"Brian...he thinks I'm a girl. A girl that got knocked up," Justin said wearily.

"You know young mothers," Brian condescended.

"Yep, I hear ya," he said and with that, the janitor walked away from the closet and down the dark hallway.

Letting out a breath Brian had been holding in, he turned to his young lover. "Let's go home Sunshine. I pretty much lost the urge after the thought of you..."

"Pregnant?"

"...Named Misty Monday."

"Yeah, whatever, and hey Brian? What makes you think the baby is even yours?"



Fin

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sjmpetssjmpets on January 12th, 2010 05:33 am (UTC)
that was great. love the janitor.

misty monday? who would name their child that? lol
Maria: B/J ILUslave_o_spike on January 12th, 2010 05:41 am (UTC)
The girl I knew was Misty Friday. LOL!

Anywho, the people who attended St James were rich kids from rich parents. Rich people are weird. :P
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Bluemchenkaffee: Gale Randy crack upbluemchenkaffee on January 12th, 2010 05:44 am (UTC)
LOL thanks for making me laugh first thing in the morning, Maria.

I'm happy that you are back to writing B/J stories.

Susanne
Maria: B/J ILUslave_o_spike on January 12th, 2010 08:38 pm (UTC)
I keep forgetting what time it is there. LOL! Glad I could give you that first laugh of the day. :)

It's good to be back. Thanks Susanne! *hugs*
critic75: DUHcritic75 on January 12th, 2010 06:46 am (UTC)
What makes you think the baby is even yours?"


A Perfect come-back from Justin.

Just the thought of Misty Monday caused Brian to lose it? She must have shown him her boobs or something. I thought only his mother had that power.
Maria: BJ - 314 is loveslave_o_spike on January 12th, 2010 08:40 pm (UTC)
Justin needs to have some of the good lines too. LOL! Thanks JJ!

Is that the face *points to your icon* Brian sported when he saw the ginormous-ness that is Misty's mounds?

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tv_fan_2008tv_fan_2008 on January 12th, 2010 06:49 am (UTC)
Very funny :)
Maria: B/J cha cha chaslave_o_spike on January 12th, 2010 08:43 pm (UTC)
Why thank you. :)
rosy5000: BJ French Kissrosy5000 on January 12th, 2010 06:54 am (UTC)
I don't know who to pity more, Brian for not getting to fuck Justin in his old school, or Justin for being mistaken for a girl. Especially a girl named Misty Monday. lol

And all is right with the world once again that we get to enjoy your quirky writing. :D ♥
Maria: Justin condomslave_o_spike on January 12th, 2010 08:44 pm (UTC)
I'd have to say Justin on this one. Poor boy.

Yep, I'm here again. :) Thanks Rosy!!!
Jet Girl: Swing Kidschance_medley on January 12th, 2010 08:16 am (UTC)
Hooray! More stuff written by you! :D

"Oh God," Brian laughed. "I'm fucking hard as a rock and we're playing twenty questions with Stevie Wonder."

lmao.
Maria: Brian Predatoryslave_o_spike on January 12th, 2010 08:45 pm (UTC)
Yep! And more to come too. :)

That's our Brian. Always saying something witty and cutting. Thank you!!!
edom56edom56 on January 12th, 2010 11:29 am (UTC)
Heh, you really have to be very close to blind to think that Justin is a girl *snickers*

I love that janitor, he was jsut hilarious, and Justin's last remark was priceless.
Maria: Justin condomslave_o_spike on January 12th, 2010 08:49 pm (UTC)
Yeah, but Mr. Janitor really is that blind! His glasses are really that thick. LOL!

Justin needs to get a good line in there sometimes too. :)

Thank you!!!
shadownyc: b/j 311-futon sex-animated by paddiesshadownyc on January 12th, 2010 11:49 am (UTC)
LMAO! You put the crack in crack!fic. I love this one and am glad to see another addition.
Maria: BJ cuddleslave_o_spike on January 12th, 2010 08:50 pm (UTC)
LOL! You know, I can't even touch that one. :P

This seems to be a really fun one and I'm glad to be back doing it. Thank you Shadow! *hugs you*
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Lisa: H/Brian high cracks up animbrianswalk on January 12th, 2010 11:58 am (UTC)
"It's romantic," Brian snickered. "We have music in the background."

"Actually, I'm the baby's father,"

*snort*
He's such a smart ass.
Maria: B/J cha cha chaslave_o_spike on January 12th, 2010 08:50 pm (UTC)
I know. And that's why I love him. :P

Thanks! *smooches*
evieliddyevieliddy on January 12th, 2010 12:13 pm (UTC)
That was great! I'm so happy you're writing again. No one does bizarre quite like you!
Maria: Frodo doesn't live here anymoreslave_o_spike on January 12th, 2010 11:00 pm (UTC)
Me and bizarre do seem to go hand in hand. LOL! Thank you and its nice to be back. :)
minanda: pic#92307512minanda on January 12th, 2010 12:32 pm (UTC)
That was so entertaining!!! My favorite line, of course, is when Brian claimed to be the father to Justin/Misty's baby! Too funny!
Maria: Brian Predatoryslave_o_spike on January 12th, 2010 11:51 pm (UTC)
Yeah. You just know the earth must have shifted on its axis for Brian to admit something like that.

Thank you! :)
Pam81: bjlovepam81 on January 12th, 2010 12:46 pm (UTC)
This was wonderful! Very funny :)
I've really enjoyed it.

"Yeah, whatever, and hey Brian? What makes you think the baby is even yours?" lol
Maria: Justin smilingslave_o_spike on January 12th, 2010 11:51 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed and yeah, the consensus seems to be the last line too. :)
kika-k: BJ-crazywildsexsoundskika_k on January 12th, 2010 07:04 pm (UTC)
hahahaha!Oh my god! Misty Friday!
"Brian...he thinks I'm a girl. A girl that got knocked up," Justin said wearily.
At this point I had tears in my eyes from too much laughing! LoL
Maria: BJ - 314 is loveslave_o_spike on January 12th, 2010 11:50 pm (UTC)
LOL! Thank you! I love when I make people cry.

Which kinda makes me a little creepy...
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mdlawmdlaw on January 13th, 2010 12:31 am (UTC)
hehehehehehe m :)
Maria: kitten #1slave_o_spike on January 13th, 2010 01:44 am (UTC)
LOL! Got you laughing. :) Thanks!
snow_white79snow_white79 on January 13th, 2010 01:20 am (UTC)
**snicker**
Maria: BJ Guh Showerslave_o_spike on January 13th, 2010 01:44 am (UTC)
*snort snort*

Thanks snow!