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13 January 2010 @ 10:35 pm
Fic #4 - "It's all Old Testament" from the Justin's Baby verse  
So here's fic request #4.

khaywren requested a snippet from the Justin's Baby verse, something involving a conversation with Joe.

Here's the fic, a conversation between Brian and Joe.


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"What was that guy's name?"

"What guy?" Brian asked as he lounged back in his supple, black leather chair, enjoying that slow burn you get from Beam.

"You know, the guy?" Joe insisted.

"Joe, we've been together for how long?"

"I dunno," Joe shrugged. "The dawn of time?"

"Ding ding ding, so you have to be a little more specific," Brian said wearily while he rubbed his temple.

"The guy with the boat."

"Oh yeah, that guy. Captain Stubing?" Brian chuckled.

"Naw, the guy with the boat and the animals all paired up."

"Noah? You mean Noah."

"That's him!" Joe exclaimed.

"Yeah, I remember Noah," Brian nodded. "You know, I'm evil but what you did...well, that was pretty shitty."

"Hey! I was pissed off cause the asshole wouldn't listen to me about the fucking pandas."

"Yeah, but it wasn't as if you were getting back at him, now were you?" Brian countered, one elegant eyebrow poised upward.

"Yeah, well, okay, so it was a pretty shitty thing to do. But really, nobody believes in unicorns anyway..."

"That's because you made them go extinct! Switching out the female unicorn for another male was just plain..."

"Evil?" Joe smirked. "But fucking funny as hell."

"Yeah real funny," Brian muttered.

"Noah was all like, 'I don't understand. The unicorns have been getting it on, but the female isn't with child yet,'" Joe mimicked in a deep, baritone voice.

"Who knew you were introducing same sex marriage even way back then."

"Yeah, who knew," Joe smiled. "So, you remember that other guy?"

"Joe..."

"You know, the guy with the stone tablets and the Red Sea. Charleton Heston played him in the movie..."


Fin


 
 
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kika-k: Brian-smirkskika_k on January 14th, 2010 08:52 am (UTC)
hahahaha! :P
Great snippet! Of course there will be many 'you know, the guy' in the Joe's list!
Maria: Joe/Steve Buscemislave_o_spike on January 15th, 2010 02:08 am (UTC)
Joe's been around for an awfully loooonnng time so yeah. LOL! :) Thank you!
snow_white79snow_white79 on January 14th, 2010 11:59 am (UTC)
LOL!! Great morning laugh to start the day!!!
Maria: BJ - 314 is loveslave_o_spike on January 15th, 2010 02:08 am (UTC)
Glad I could help. :) Thanks snow!
charlie_jaecharlie_jae on January 14th, 2010 12:03 pm (UTC)
LMAO... OMG I almost shot coffe out my nose!

How I miss Joe.
Maria: Baby!Orli (Underage)slave_o_spike on January 15th, 2010 02:09 am (UTC)
Joe is love. :)

And you shot coffee out of your nose? I did that? Cool. Thank you!!!
shadownyc: b/j S5 crack-up by paddiesshadownyc on January 14th, 2010 12:45 pm (UTC)
Hehehe!
Maria: BJ cuddleslave_o_spike on January 15th, 2010 02:09 am (UTC)
Your laughter is all the fb I need. :) Thanks.
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Maria: B/J cha cha chaslave_o_spike on January 15th, 2010 02:09 am (UTC)
Aw, thank you! :)
Karenkhaywren on January 14th, 2010 03:15 pm (UTC)
Maria - you and Joe just made my day. THANK YOU! And the unicorns - OMG. Perfect.
Maria: Justin's Babyslave_o_spike on January 15th, 2010 02:11 am (UTC)
You're welcome. :) Glad this made your day - I was hoping it would be what you wanted.

Thank you!!! *smooches*
rosy5000: Brian Spinning rosy5000 on January 14th, 2010 03:36 pm (UTC)
*giggles hysterically* Oh, that just made my morning so much better! lol

Joe needs a database of all these guys. lol
Maria: Bigfoot - I believeslave_o_spike on January 15th, 2010 02:12 am (UTC)
Another morning I have made. LOL! I'm good at that.

Yes, he does because the database in his head stopped working back around the Industrial Revolution.

Thank you!!!
Bluemchenkaffee: Gale Randy crack upbluemchenkaffee on January 14th, 2010 07:39 pm (UTC)
LOL
You have the best ideas ever!!!


Susanne
Maria: BJ - 314 is loveslave_o_spike on January 15th, 2010 02:12 am (UTC)
Some call them the best - others, certifiable. LOL! Thank you Susanne! :)
Dorian: brian/justintdorian on January 14th, 2010 08:19 pm (UTC)
Joe is with Ted and Brian (of course) one of your best character !! This twisted evil sense of humour always make me laugh like crazy.MORE !!! Aida
Maria: Joe/Steve Buscemislave_o_spike on January 15th, 2010 02:13 am (UTC)
Twisted and evil - yep, that's me to a T! LOL!

Joe is love. Thanks Aida!
mdlawmdlaw on January 15th, 2010 12:24 am (UTC)
hehehehe m :)
Maria: kitten #1slave_o_spike on January 15th, 2010 02:14 am (UTC)
I got you to laugh. :) Thank you!!!
Lisa: H/Gale/ROFLMAO/anim/Outtakesbrianswalk on January 15th, 2010 02:41 am (UTC)
Captain Stubing?
*dies laughing*
Mariaslave_o_spike on January 15th, 2010 11:51 pm (UTC)
I know! Did I just commit the act of sacrilege by comparing Captain Stubing and Noah? *looks around*

Thanks!
CoraCcoraaajt on January 16th, 2010 05:57 am (UTC)
LMAO!!! UNIcorn!! it feels too right that two beautiful male ones paired up~~~
Maria: BJ - 314 is loveslave_o_spike on January 16th, 2010 10:09 pm (UTC)
I should hope so! It was on Brian's watch afterall. LOL! Thank you!