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14 January 2010 @ 06:04 pm
Fic #5 - from the "Justin's Baby" verse  
Okay, here's fic #5. my2cats asked for something from the Justin's Baby verse so here's another one! LOL!

And it's starring none other than Mr. Blik. Remember? The idol Justin's professor gave to him was made to ward off Satan and all evil. It just so happens that the idol looks just Mr. Blik, here:






"Yikes, what the fuck is that?!?"

"An image of me apparently," Brian droned. "It's supposed to ward me off."

Joe winced as he took the idol from Brian. "Naw, this looks nothin' like you. He looks too fuckin' happy."

"That's all you can say? That he looks too fucking happy. I have a list you know," Brian said, looking askance at Joe as his long time companion handed him the idol back.

"Sorry, but he does." Joe shrugged. "Where did you get that thing anyway?"

"I had Debbie pilfer it from Justin. His professor gave it to him at the Institute." Brian turned the carving over and over again in his hands. "I'm happy."

"No you're not."

"Then what am I?"

Joe stopped to think for a minute before pointing his finger at Brian. "Mildly amused."

"I'm not supposed to be happy. I'm evil."

"What have you done that was so evil lately?" Joe asked.

"Ethan," Brian proclaimed.

"I ask again, what have you done that was so evil?"

Brian had to think about it for awhile.

"Aha!" Joe exclaimed. "You can't think of anything."

"I started a new ad campaign promoting the use of Tymat-183. It's been banned in 10 out of 18 countries," Brian said proudly.

"Oooh...I'm shaking in my boots," Joe shivered. "Come on. Let's go out. Find a few souls. Make a few deals. I know this great fuckin' place where all the lawyers like to hang out. It'll be easy and fun...like shooting fish in a fuckin' barrel."

Brian laid the idol down on the coffee table, Joe bending down to look at it once again. "Although, the eyes have that familiar glazed, whacked out look to them after you've been on a bender. Remember when Anita gave you that shit she made in her bathtub...?"



Fin


 
 
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mdlawmdlaw on January 15th, 2010 02:25 am (UTC)
Poor Brian, evil is just not what it used to be. m :)
Maria: kitty #3slave_o_spike on January 15th, 2010 11:46 pm (UTC)
I know! Frogs in the sky, floods of blood, but now?

Pesticide and Ethan. *shrugs*

Thank you!!!
snow_white79snow_white79 on January 15th, 2010 02:40 am (UTC)
LOL Let's hope Brian gets inspired LOL Can he do something evil to my boss, Mary? :) Or maybe she'll just fall into cannibal-land....
Maria: cannibal Dan and Ronslave_o_spike on January 15th, 2010 11:47 pm (UTC)
Now there's another boss? This one Mary? (What was the name of the last one?)

I need to come over to where you live and straighten these women out. Thanks Snow!

(Anonymous) on January 16th, 2010 01:17 am (UTC)
LOL Ann was never my boss, she was the Direct Supervisor. My boss was named Martha, who was awesome, but was never around and therefore Ann played warden. Ann is no longer working though. When Martha retired, this new henchwoman took over. This person was INVOLUNTARILY transferred, so obviously is resentful. She loves making people miserable. She's a total bully and control-whore. Hate her. Hate her. Hate her. LOL In case you didn't notice, I hate her. Feel free to come over with a broom and knock some sense into her :)
Maria: Midsommer Orlislave_o_spike on January 16th, 2010 10:45 pm (UTC)
So...let me get this straight. You hate her, right? LOL!

My broom straightening out days are over, but she can meet up with Ann's carcass. :P

Lisa: H/Brian high cracks up animbrianswalk on January 15th, 2010 02:59 am (UTC)
Two for two, Maria. Joe and Brian are fabulous together!

"Although, the eyes have that familiar glazed, whacked out look to them after you've been on a bender.

*snort*
Maria: Joe/Steve Buscemislave_o_spike on January 15th, 2010 11:49 pm (UTC)
I know. I think I did see these eyes on Brian during one of the episodes. It's spooky how similar...

Thank you! And yeah, Joe and Brian are too perfect. :)
rosy5000: Kitty Gigglesrosy5000 on January 15th, 2010 03:07 am (UTC)
"What have you done that was so evil lately?" Joe asked.

"Ethan," Brian proclaimed.

"I ask again, what have you done that was so evil?"


Oh, I think I just fell in love with Joe. lol

Poor Brian. He's got to feel like he's losing his touch.
Maria: Joe/Steve Buscemislave_o_spike on January 15th, 2010 11:48 pm (UTC)
Joe is love.

Yep.

And yeah, Brian's had too many years of doling out the evil - he's getting into a rut. :) Thanks!
sevigny7sevigny7 on January 15th, 2010 03:34 am (UTC)
Girlfriend, you're on fire with the funny! Your many fans are happy tonight.
Maria: Justin's Baby - Brian's Image?slave_o_spike on January 15th, 2010 11:44 pm (UTC)
*puts fire out with extinguisher*

This makes me a happy too! :) Thank you!!!
Bluemchenkaffee: Gale so pretty laughingbluemchenkaffee on January 15th, 2010 05:38 am (UTC)
Find a few souls. Make a few deals. I know this great fuckin' place where all the lawyers like to hang out. It'll be easy and fun...like shooting fish in a fuckin' barrel."

LOL
I so like this universe, Maria. :)

Susanne
Maria: Justin's Babyslave_o_spike on January 15th, 2010 11:42 pm (UTC)
I'm glad you do. I just wish I could write the chapters faster. LOL!

Thank you Susanne!
kika-k: cat boo!kika_k on January 15th, 2010 09:14 am (UTC)
"Mildly amused." LoL
....and I remember 'the scene' with Ethan! :-P

Great chaps!
Mariaslave_o_spike on January 15th, 2010 11:41 pm (UTC)
LOL! Everytime I think of what i did to Ethan I shudder...right after I stop laughing. :)

Thank you!
Heidi: Gale Winku2_grrrl on January 15th, 2010 01:15 pm (UTC)
Aw, crap! Now I'm going to have to read this story, when I've been avoiding it as I do all MPREG!

:-)
Maria: mPreg Justin 1slave_o_spike on January 15th, 2010 11:40 pm (UTC)
LOL! Yeah. There's mpreg but I think I'll be doing it right.

Oh who am I kidding? We're talking about a guy who becomes preggers. :P

Thank you!
Karenkhaywren on January 16th, 2010 01:02 am (UTC)
You are the ruler of all that is crack.

Joe, and Mr. Blik and pesticides and Ethan hate. Does it get any better?

"Justin's Baby" is my happy place now.

Maria: B/J ILUslave_o_spike on January 16th, 2010 09:45 pm (UTC)
LOL! Dos that make me the Crack King?

I want that moniker. :)

I'm sure it could get better, but why bother? LOL! And glad this is your happy place. Mine's a bit different. Thank you!!!
girloftheburbs: Galaxy Quest - Oh?girloftheburbs on January 16th, 2010 07:15 am (UTC)
LOL!! Mr. Blik is too funny, especially Joe's comparison of him to Brian! :D Please continue!!
Maria: Brian Predatoryslave_o_spike on January 16th, 2010 09:46 pm (UTC)
But they look so much alike! :P

Thank you!!!