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15 February 2007 @ 07:13 pm
Oh Nooooooo! Not another McDonald Happy Meal Toy!!!!  



Okay, this cat's name is Mr. Blik and according to Griffon - he's a loud mouth braggart.

Whatever, all I know is that he doesn't neccessarily look like a penis (although he is rather phallic looking just not as bad as Waffle and he does have those ears), he is still a gem all his own.

If you crank his tail, his tongue sticks out and his eyes bug out.

If you crank the tail really fast, the tongue thing is pretty lewd.

But at least he is definitely more cat-like!!
 
 
 
singlewoman: snickersinglewoman on February 16th, 2007 03:36 am (UTC)
It is pictures like this that make me sad my boys are too old for Happy Meals! At least this one LOOKS sorta cat-like.

If you crank his tail, his tongue sticks out and his eyes bug out.

If you crank the tail really fast, the tongue thing is pretty lewd.


ROFLMAO!!

Ranger Ben is going use one of these on Mikey, I just know it, or maybe Emmett will have fun dressing them, or Ethan will be given a toy, or...

Yep, your insanity is catching. Glad I was around!
Maria: BJ copulatingslave_o_spike on February 16th, 2007 03:42 am (UTC)
OMG! You've caught my bug!

Okay, I'll work this toy in there somehow. How would Ben use it on Mikey though? I mean - tiny dick...so it needs a tiny tongue?

*gets post it*

Or...or...Emmett has a whole collection of them and has them in lewd positions or....hmmm....
Wicked Bitch Of The West: Justin thingyvlredreign on February 16th, 2007 04:50 am (UTC)
Dude, that's almost as scary as the other one. And that finger looks decidedly...phallic-like.
Maria: Frodo doesn't live here anymoreslave_o_spike on February 16th, 2007 05:38 am (UTC)
It's like an evil dick - or I can't help but think it looks very sausage-like.

Hmmm....

And yeah, the finger, if it were representing a penis, is definitely at attention!

daphne121daphne121 on February 16th, 2007 08:06 am (UTC)
Is it sad that I want to go down to McDonalds and get some of these toys? I mesn it's a phallic shaped cat, which is totally kind of cool in a way.
daphne121daphne121 on February 16th, 2007 08:07 am (UTC)
Edit: And Mr. Bik looks like an evil dick.
Maria: Justin 101 - dickslave_o_spike on February 16th, 2007 08:18 am (UTC)
Mr Blik, the evil dick.

We could so do a Dr Seuss...

Have you heard about Blik?

Blik is a cat who's shaped like a dick.

Blik is a dick who knows how to trick.

Blik is also kind of sick.

So if you ever meet a sick dick by the name of Blik who knows how to trick just stick to the chick who knows how to take care of sick tricking dick-like Bliks.


I think I do need therapy...
daphne121: Brian/Justin: LOLdaphne121 on February 16th, 2007 08:22 am (UTC)
I &hearts you

These cock shaped cats are an inspiration!
Maria: MOM beautyslave_o_spike on February 16th, 2007 04:02 pm (UTC)
Awww...ILU 2!

Yeha, they are, aren't they?

You should rush out and get them. These are the three best ones so far though!
My Flame Burns Bright: Emoticon - LMAOsuch_a_steph on February 16th, 2007 08:57 am (UTC)
*DED*
Maria: BJ Stayslave_o_spike on February 16th, 2007 04:01 pm (UTC)
*revives you*

I need all the friends I can get...:P
My Flame Burns Bright: Emoticon - Smirksuch_a_steph on February 16th, 2007 08:55 am (UTC)
Damn.... sitting here with a new batch of happy meal toys myself, and no pseudo-penis. Just a three legged yellow thing whose nose lights up :(
Maria: Jack I don't get itslave_o_spike on February 16th, 2007 04:01 pm (UTC)
Okay, that yellow thing sounds kind of scary. What's that from?
My Flame Burns Bright: Emoticon - WTF (Brian)such_a_steph on February 16th, 2007 04:24 pm (UTC)
I had to google it... It's an Zizzle iZ (or a lowly featured McDonald's version there of). You whack it's little antenna and it's nose lights up. Next weeks trash ;)
Maria: Justin Fun Fun Funslave_o_spike on February 16th, 2007 04:26 pm (UTC)
Oh...it does sound boring.

I almost wonder if I should buy a bunch of these things and then send them out to my f-list as Easter pressies!
Ditto: AWMPstretfordditto on February 16th, 2007 10:42 am (UTC)
Lmao. OMg ::stares::
Maria: Buffy Angel was this big...slave_o_spike on February 16th, 2007 03:59 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I know...:P

But for the full effect, you must first go here where it all began. Then go here where it continued with the next toy and then here where I actually wrote a ficlet for the damn thing!
critic75: Unseencritic75 on February 16th, 2007 11:05 am (UTC)
Could I add the word black to the mix?
Black Blik is a dick who knows how to trick. This occurred to me when I was thinking,"I could bite those little ears off, and have a black Blik that's shaped like a dick, who knows how. . . . ."
Maria: cannibal fic I love my challenged gay soslave_o_spike on February 16th, 2007 03:57 pm (UTC)
Yes, you may. Everyone should be able to join in on the insanity that it is my world and that of these phallic-looking cats!

:D
fluffys_girl: Rin in robefluffys_girl on February 16th, 2007 02:47 pm (UTC)
Geez, mom, you are always wailing on these poor pathetic cats. But I must admit, I love that Dr. Suess rhyme. That is so like you.
Maria: Bad Mommyslave_o_spike on February 16th, 2007 03:56 pm (UTC)
Yeah it is like me - always spouting off Dr Suess at the most innapropriate time, innit?

And you like it when I wail on those cats...
Still want him in your pack?_alicesprings on February 20th, 2007 08:15 am (UTC)
Hello darling. I have no idea if you're still up, but I'm about to post the h/c fics. Did you have one more for me?
Maria: B/J ILUslave_o_spike on February 20th, 2007 03:05 pm (UTC)
I just saw this comment - I was having trouble with my email. Anywho - no, I don't. I couldn't get it done in time = too much to handle with RL.

At least I have the one.

Thanks! And I just saw them all posted! Whee!
His Minniemaxmygothangel on February 16th, 2007 11:15 pm (UTC)
But at least he is definitely more cat-like

I beg to differ!! My cats protested very loudly, LOL!!

You know, I always thought McDonalds is bad for you because of all the fat and unhealty things, but I see where the devil really has its claws...

ROFLMAO
Maria: aliens harsh languageslave_o_spike on February 21st, 2007 01:31 am (UTC)
You know, I always thought McDonalds is bad for you because of all the fat and unhealty things, but I see where the devil really has its claws...

It's like I keep telling everyone - it's the toys, man. It's the toys!

Forget trans fat and all that - the toys are evil!

:D
mm_craig_parker on February 17th, 2007 09:18 pm (UTC)
LMFAO!!!! That if friggen hilarious mom! And people wonder why I am disturbed and can't look at doctor Suess the same.
Maria: Bad Mommyslave_o_spike on February 21st, 2007 01:32 am (UTC)
Great! Now I must add ruining Dr Suess for my children to my list of sins! :P