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19 November 2007 @ 08:39 pm
The Real Chapter 2 of "The Hitcher"  
So here you go. The Real Chapter 2. That one I posted two days ago was chapter 1.

So I went to Griffon's parent/teacher conference. Two down and one to go. Rowan's is tomorrow. Should be fun. :)

Also, if you go to see a movie, I highly suggest you do NOT go to see Beowulf. It's just that bad.

Yes, it's that bad. Ugh!

You wanna see a goof Beowulf? Rent the 2005 Beowulf and Grendel with Gerard Butler. That's a good one.


Title: The Hitcher
Chapter: Chapter 2
Pairing: Brian/Justin; some mild, not really there Justin/Ethan - in fact, they don't have sex...at all.
Genre: Badfic/Horror/Suspense
Rating: S for stupid
Summary: You've seen the movie. Come on. You haven't? Okay. Justin picks up more than he can handle (and I don't mean a raging case of herpes) when he picks up a hitchhiker. Chaos ensues.

Disclaimer: This is so not true. I've seen the hot sauce around though.

Prologue
Chapter 1




"Do you wonder why someone would market a hot sauce with a boy chili pepper and a girl chili pepper on it?"

"Put the hot sauce down Ethan," Justin said as he bit nervously at his lip.

"Seriously," Ethan said as he continued to ponder over the small bottle. "Why a boy and a girl chili pepper? I mean, it's rather homophobic, doncha think?"

Justin took the bottle out of Ethan's hand and looked at the offending ad. It had a picture of a male chili pepper in a sombrero and a mustache trying to make time with a smaller chili pepper with large, fluttering eyelashes and lips that rivaled that of Angelina Jolie's. "I dunno. I think it's cute. Doesn't make me wanna put hot sauce on my eggs, but I don't think it's offensive, let alone homophobic," Justin chuckled, letting out a bit of nervous tension.

"Well I for one don't like it. If I were the kind of guy who would put hot sauce on my eggs, I wouldn't now."

Justin slammed the bottle on the table. "You know, I could really give a rat's ass about the fucking breeder chili couple on the bottle, when not too long ago I left some guy stranded on the road!" Justin breathed in heavily while thumping his head against the wall of the small diner.

"Justin!" Ethan exclaimed incredulously. "You wanted to give that guy a ride...some stranger...who knows what kind of guy he could've been?!?"

"He was standing in the middle of the road. He looked like he broke down...was having car trouble...then we left him there...after I might add, almost running him over," Justin said excitedly.

"Exactly...what the fuck was he doing in the middle of the road?!" Ethan exclaimed. "Creepy if you ask me," he added while mumbling.

"I don't know," Justin said while shaking his head. "I feel responsible..."

"For what?!?! You weren't responsible for his car breaking down...I might like to add that you in fact, did not run him over...didn't even touch him..."

"Yeah, but did you see the way he was coming over toward the car? He looked like he really needed help. And then we just drove away!" Justin finished anxiously.

"Well, we didn't exactly just drive away. Your car, your fucking alpha car, decided to stall on us. He was almost to the fucking door. Lucky you got it started in time."

"Yeah," Justin interrupted, "so I could haul outta there in front of the guy. That was so lame. He coulda been in trouble."

"Justin," Ethan sighed. "Just let it drop. You did the right thing. Seriously, who stands in the middle of the fucking road in the middle of the night?"

"Someone who really needed help?" Justin countered.

"You're hopeless," Ethan laughed. "Come on." Ethan rose from his chair while throwing money on the table. "That should cover the bill and tip."

As the duo made their way out the door, Ethan looked over at the lone employee in the diner. "Next time I come in, I wanna see two male chili peppers on the bottles."

"Fuck you asshole!" the kid yelled while holding up a one-finger salute.

"Yeah, you wish!" Ethan yelled back.

Justin stopped to look incredulously at Ethan and laughed. "Ethan! Of all the causes you could pick, hot sauce?" Justin shook his head.

"What?!" Ethan said and laughed with Justin.

"You guys heading the same way I am?"

Both boys turned as one to the voice behind them.



TBC


 
 
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bodleianbodleian on November 20th, 2007 05:47 am (UTC)
Sounds promising - or ominous. Do we now get to see the person behind the voice? I'm enjoying this.
Maria: angst BJ Stormfrontslave_o_spike on November 21st, 2007 02:08 am (UTC)
Yes you do. And I hope it's promising and it is ominous.

But it should be a fun ride. Thank you! And Chapter 3 is up. :)
Doriantdorian on November 20th, 2007 08:29 am (UTC)
oh oh...here he comes !!!!!!!!!! YAYYYYYYYYY !!!! is it me or Ethan is just irresistible here ? lol Aida
Maria: Justin smilingslave_o_spike on November 21st, 2007 02:09 am (UTC)
LOL! You and Claudia! I succeeding in making Ethan irresistable. Yay! Go me!

Thanks Aida and chapter 3 is up. :)
snow_white79snow_white79 on November 20th, 2007 01:57 pm (UTC)
I've never seen the movie, so this is all new to me... and I find it to be so much fun!!! :)
Maria: Justin Fun Fun Funslave_o_spike on November 21st, 2007 02:10 am (UTC)
The movie is scary! Believe me. I won't follow too closely to the movie. Some parts but then I'll veer off the map.

Get it? A road trip fic? Off the map?

I thought it was funny. :) Thanks Snow! Chapter 3 is up.
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Maria: B/J ILUslave_o_spike on November 21st, 2007 02:11 am (UTC)
Next chapter is up! Yay!

I know - I couldn't resist the hot sauce. I saw the bottle at my local Cash & Carry.

Thank you!!!!!
A fanjustinlovesart on November 21st, 2007 01:09 am (UTC)
As the duo made their way out the door, Ethan looked over at the lone employee in the diner. "Next time I come in, I wanna see two male chili peppers on the bottles."

Ok, this does it: I'm now officially in love with this Ethan!
Maria: Justin smilingslave_o_spike on November 21st, 2007 02:12 am (UTC)
I know! LOL! I wanted to give someone people would like. :)

Glad you're enjoying Claudia! Thank you.

(Oh, and chapter 3 is up).
mdlawmdlaw on November 21st, 2007 01:22 am (UTC)
Oh they left him. Now he's MAD! OOOOHHHHH!!! m :O
Maria: angst BJ Stormfrontslave_o_spike on November 21st, 2007 02:12 am (UTC)
Yep. And you don't wanna make Brian mad...

LOL! Thank you! And chapter 3 is up. :)
Jude: smirkflashfly on November 21st, 2007 04:26 am (UTC)
"Next time I come in, I wanna see two male chili peppers on the bottles."

"Fuck you asshole!" the kid yelled while holding up a one-finger salute.


:D

The hitcher's at the diner! Thank god, now Justin can get properly fucked on the hood of his alpha car. Vroom!
Maria: BJ Guh Showerslave_o_spike on November 21st, 2007 05:24 am (UTC)
Oh yeah...

Car hood sex...

Uhhhh....

Where were we? Oh yeah! Thank you! :)
qafmaniac: I can't believe itqafmaniac on November 21st, 2007 05:01 am (UTC)
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm feeling a little sick after reading this!
I ACTUALLY LOVE ETHAN AND THAT'S NOT NORMAL FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a doctor's appointment in two hours and I think I'll ask her what I should do....maybe she can give me some medication....! ;)

*hopes over to read Chap.3*
Maria: BJ Sex Take 2slave_o_spike on November 21st, 2007 05:23 am (UTC)
If she does give you medication, make sure the little pill on the container are both male. *snerk*

*pets you*

And don't worry - it's okay that you like/love Ethan here. I made him that way. :)

Thanks M!!!! *hugs*
sevigny7sevigny7 on November 21st, 2007 05:06 am (UTC)
I'm totally lost, but hanging onto the shreds of Justin's clothing. Where the hell are we? I'm cool with seeing Justin getting properly fucked on the hood...
Maria: Justin Fun Fun Funslave_o_spike on November 21st, 2007 05:21 am (UTC)
I'm cool with seeing Justin getting properly fucked on the hood...

Is there someone out there who wouldn't?

I don't wanna known em. :)

You're lost? Uh-oh. what did I do?

Thank you though. I'm glad you're still here. *clings to you*
Jude: serious!brianflashfly on November 25th, 2007 07:57 am (UTC)
Also, if you go to see a movie, I highly suggest you do NOT go to see Beowulf. It's just that bad.

I didn't see this when you posted it. I went to see Beowulf tonight in 3D. It was bad. So, so bad. I was crying to Claudia about it in her journal and she said I should've listened to you. *is sad over my $10.50*
Maria: Southpark Justin Posse Justinslave_o_spike on November 27th, 2007 08:00 pm (UTC)
I shall never see that $18 ever again and is said with you. (I bought two tickets - one for me and one for hubby).

It was just so bad. Ugh!

However, I forgot to post about a great movie I did see. I shall post today about it. It was so so so so goof that I must rec it. :)
Coll: rebel_yellcolleen2328 on September 4th, 2008 06:31 am (UTC)
It's Road Rage! And I adore your icon.


Maria: Joker - Why so Serious?slave_o_spike on September 11th, 2008 02:03 am (UTC)
I know. I fell in love with it when I first saw it too. :P

You may take as long as you credit its maker.
Yvonne Reidyvonnereid on January 10th, 2010 04:23 pm (UTC)
OOOOh,bet its Bri,this is a great read.xoxoxo
Maria: Brian Predatoryslave_o_spike on January 11th, 2010 12:33 am (UTC)
Well, since you've read all the installments so far, you know it is...:)