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08 April 2008 @ 07:31 pm
Ted Turner's Soylent Green future...  
Did anybody read this?

Ted Turner says we'll all be cannibals by 2040

I see an update for my cannibal fic coming. And I so need a Ranger Ben icon. It's imperative!


Lord have mercy on my eternally damned soul....

And 3 days and counting till Lizzy, my mother-in-law comes to call so I'll try and post the next chapter of Death Does Not Become Him by then.

*shudders*
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Create Your Reality: misc clock tickingcourt1429 on April 9th, 2008 02:38 am (UTC)
You know, he's just gone off his rocker. I thought Jane had when she got all born again (and I might still think that), but he's just batshit. I didn't see this interview, but I did see one within the last year and for a smart guy, he sure was hard to follow.

How long is the MIL invasion? You'll have a lot of extra stuff to do at work, right? V.v. time consuming things... Hang in there! ;)
Maria: Rosemary's Baby bookslave_o_spike on April 9th, 2008 03:05 am (UTC)
I have to say what he's saying is pretty whack - and consider that I'm the one saying this!!! LOL!

Yeah, I could have a lot of extra stuff to do at work, but someone needs to make sure ole Lizzie doesn't say something stupid and offend my kids. LOL! I'll just sit and nod my head and roll my eyes...
zortrana: Ewwwwzortrana on April 9th, 2008 02:49 am (UTC)
I'll 80 in 2040, so I'll be pretty dried up and chewy. And I won't have any teeth left so I'll just have to drink the blood of others until someone devours me.
Wait, was Ted implying there was something BAD about this future?

I think you need to write Ted himself into cannibal!fic.
Maria: Hudson Game Over Manslave_o_spike on April 9th, 2008 03:09 am (UTC)
Yeah, I think we'll just be put into the soylent green.

I don't wanna drink blood - won't they still have diet coke? Did you ever read my Road Warrior fic? How will I set up my diabolical coke machine torture device if there is no coke? (We'll need the torture device to get rid of pesky cannibals).

I think Ted was implying there was something bad about this future but as Brian has said, 'he remembered why it was a good idea to EAT people.' Well, it's a bad future for Ted anyway - he'll be dead by then.

I so need to write Ted and Jane into the fic...the wheels are already turning...
zortrana: leatherbrianzortrana on April 9th, 2008 03:45 am (UTC)
I have never read your road warrior fic!

*adds to list of things to read*
Janet Lynn: christain bale by leaf_iconsstrickens_girl on April 9th, 2008 03:51 am (UTC)
So I should pull out my "Eat me" shirt? *evil grin*
Mariaslave_o_spike on April 9th, 2008 04:25 am (UTC)
Yes! *nods head emphatically*

LOL! According to ole Ted, in the future, if you say 'eat me,' someone'll pull out a knife and fork and the table salt!!!!
Janet Lynn: llama llama duckstrickens_girl on April 9th, 2008 04:32 am (UTC)
Yes, and ole Ted is apparently batshit crazy!! *g*
Maria: Spiderman flamingslave_o_spike on April 9th, 2008 04:51 am (UTC)
Well, there is that...LOL!

I'm just trying to figure out how any of his PR people let him actually say that shit on air!!!! LOL!!!!!
sonofabiscuit77: Toweliesonofabiscuit77 on April 9th, 2008 09:34 am (UTC)
Yay cannibal Fic! Yah Ranger Ben!

Basically that's all I have to say. I'm going to read that story now.
Maria: Gale Misunderstood Cannibalslave_o_spike on April 18th, 2008 12:54 am (UTC)
Sorry, I'm so late here. LOL!

Yah for cannibal Ranger!Ben! Woot Woot!!!!

Did you read it? Wasn't it a hoot?
sonofabiscuit77: BJ amused 309sonofabiscuit77 on April 18th, 2008 08:21 am (UTC)
It was brilliant, I love the fact that the guy was totally serious about what he was saying...
shadownyc: furriboots - Bri-txt-Grinshadownyc on April 9th, 2008 10:22 am (UTC)
I guess you didn't realize you were predicting the future. LOL
Maria: Frodo doesn't live here anymoreslave_o_spike on April 18th, 2008 12:55 am (UTC)
Sorry I'm so late shadow. *hugs you*

And yes, you know, I'm rather clairvoyant. LOL!

Is that how you spell it? *scratches head*

I so see another fic here...