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12 March 2009 @ 09:27 pm
|QaF Cannibals crossed over with House MD  
So I was thinking and then I got to noticing...

And then that whole 'kill one bird with two stones' thought went through my head and then I remembered that I had it wrong cuz then that would just be animal cruelty when only one stone was needed to kill a bird and anything more would be deemed excessive force...

...

And where was I?

Oh yeah. So I was on the whole 'kill two birds with one stone' thought process when I remembered that House takes place in New Jersey and then it got me to thinking about road trips out to the middle of nowhere in Pennsylvania, which is only right next door...

So the scenario is thus:

Cuddy, Foreman, Chase, Wilson and House (because Cameron is off making friends with some terminal patient - or fucking them while declaring her undying love or some such) hop into Foreman's brand new BMW and take it to the road...

And guess where they end up?

Just a thought.

Oh yeah...

Cannibal!Brian vs. House

Who would be willing to place bets on that match?

Some of the snippets I came up with:

Debbie (eyeing Cuddy up while whispering): Brian, we need to bag this one. With an ass like that, we could let the cute blond British guy go.
Chase (rolling his eyes): Australian! And we can here you over here!

Brian: No, really, we're good people.
House: Everybody lies.
Brian: Yeah, okay. So we're cannibals.
House: Everybody lies...badly.

Brian: We gut people and use their meat.
House: Pfft! Foreman over there irradiated this lady once. Shut down her entire body. Chase killed a woman by giving her a liver from a guy with Hep B. Left her two little moppets without a mother. God knows how many people I've killed while giving them every treatment in the world to cure them...
Brian: You win...

Cameron to Vic: (because she decided to go anyway): You have AIDS? Would you like to get into a long term relationship with me, which in all likelihood will end shortly?
Vic: I'm gay.
Cameron: I'm flexible.
Vic: Grow a cock overnight and we'll talk...


House (to Brian): Look. I think we can strike a bargain here. If you can pull this off, you can take a break from 'meat procuring' for over a year.
Brian: I'm listening.
House: There's this guy named Vogler...
Cuddy: Oh House! Couldn't you have thought of that before we gave him back his 100 million?!?!

And just because - I loved the 2nd season blooper reel.

If you watch 1:47 - 2:47 closely (and then pick up at about 3:22), you'll see why I favor a Chase/House OTP. LOL! Or maybe a Hugh/Jesse RPS thing.

And watch Jesse at 3:00. My favorite blooper yet!!!


 
 
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rosy5000: Brian Smilerosy5000 on March 13th, 2009 05:47 am (UTC)
I don't know which is funnier... the two snippets between House and Brian or Cameron and Vic. lol But it's so easy to see these conversations happening, especially from the House characters POVs. lol

And Cannibal!Brian vs House... That would be a tough one to pick a winner. lol

*giggles* I never watched any of the outtakes from House. This was so funny! I love the ones between House and Chase... and yes, I can see why you can see a ship between them. :D hehe
Maria: cannibal Dan and Ronslave_o_spike on April 3rd, 2009 04:24 pm (UTC)
It may be late, but I do eventually answer all my posts. LOL! Yes, I was hoping they would look like something they would converse about. :)

Personally, I think House would win. Cannibal Brian can sometimes let his emotions get in the way (esp. when a cute little blond twink is in the way).

Yes! See? There is so much chemistry between the two of them. Fiction with the two of them would be so HOT! (And actually, some of it is!).


Jackie: Giraffesjackieville on March 13th, 2009 09:58 am (UTC)
I adore your brilliant mind and the rest of you! *squishes and loves*

Oh my gosh! I cannot stop laughing! We need House and Chase! *bounces*

Maria: House Chase/House hugslave_o_spike on April 3rd, 2009 04:26 pm (UTC)
Brilliant and MAD! LOL!!!

Yes - House and Chase is very much needed. I wrote something but I'm not sure if I want to post it yet.

Besides, I juts now found myself coming back into the Orlibean fandom. Wheeee!!!! (Isn't ireth's Secret Life the best?!?!)
Jackie: orlibeanjackieville on April 3rd, 2009 04:33 pm (UTC)
*giggles*

Whenever you're ready, I'll be here to read it *g*

Yay!!!! It really is! So much Orlibean to love! Have you read Gigi's newest??? It's amazing too!!!
Mariaslave_o_spike on April 3rd, 2009 04:39 pm (UTC)
Damn woman - you're fast!!!

No, I haven't read it yet. Which one are you talking about? I was just going through all of liriel's stuff because she has so much. :)
Jackie: orlibeanjackieville on April 3rd, 2009 04:47 pm (UTC)
Lir is just amazing! Doylebaby has a ton of awesome stuff too!!! *bounces*

Here is Gigi's! She wrote it for me! Bless her beautiful heart! *beams*

http://giselleslash.livejournal.com/238000.html?mode=reply
Doriantdorian on March 13th, 2009 10:54 am (UTC)
oh God I laughed so hard while watching this !! I definitly vote for House/Chase.And I alos keep Cameron to myself...eh eh !! Aida
Maria: House MD - morning after Chaseslave_o_spike on April 3rd, 2009 04:27 pm (UTC)
You like Cameron, eh?

She is very pretty, I must say.

But that House/Chase dynamic just screams at me - 'HOT DOCTOR SEX!!!!'

LOL!
gaeln: icon gale_crooked smilegaeln on March 13th, 2009 04:47 pm (UTC)
thanks for the vid, I love bloopers.
Maria: House Chase/House hugslave_o_spike on April 3rd, 2009 04:29 pm (UTC)
I love this one the best. The 'you'll die' part always puts a smile on my face. :) See?

Your welcome.
netlagdnetlagd on March 14th, 2009 02:17 am (UTC)
wouldn't they have to go to Louisiana?
Maria: cannibal Brian - Meat Procurerslave_o_spike on April 3rd, 2009 04:30 pm (UTC)
No remember? This takes place in a small burg between the Pitts and Philly. :)
netlagdnetlagd on March 14th, 2009 02:33 am (UTC)
what about Justin and Chase?
Maria: Justin condomslave_o_spike on April 3rd, 2009 04:31 pm (UTC)
And I had an idea for that, actually...

*smiles evilly*

Yes, I know I'm totally late in responding to my comments. RL sucks sometimes. :(
sevigny7sevigny7 on March 14th, 2009 04:24 am (UTC)
You speak 'Strine now? Or maybe not.

I'm patiently waiting for you to discard all unworthy fandoms that are not QAF, and bring your ass (and, thusly, Justin's) back to us. The Overalls of Lust are sadly deflated without Justin's bubble butt and Brian's manic erection(s).

I'm hanging in here...waiting...

Maria: cannibal Justin - The New Face of Vealslave_o_spike on April 3rd, 2009 04:33 pm (UTC)
*drags Justin's ginormous ass and my not so great one over*

Manic erections? LMAO!!!!

I have such a strange image in my head now...

And yep, I'm going to do some strange drabbly things with this. As long as I can get some me time. :)

PS. Strine?
Roubeena: Cameron smilingrubidium11 on March 18th, 2009 12:25 pm (UTC)
I really like Cameron so I should have been at least slightly uncomfortable with the Cameron/Vic thingy. But I'm totally ROFL! Each one was brilliant.

P.S. I've seen that blooper above since a long time and so many times before. But now I do see why Chase/House or JS/HL would be such a good pairing.

Maria: House MD - morning after Chaseslave_o_spike on April 3rd, 2009 04:35 pm (UTC)
LOL! Thank you. I actually like Cameron. But I tend to expose everyone's weaknesses in my fic.

And yeah! But it's probably more of a Hugh/Jess kind of thing. And they are in a band together. I wish there was more RPS of them...

Sorry I responded so late to this. And yes, some drabble kind of things are coming in this verse. :)