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12 January 2010 @ 08:45 pm
Fic Request #2 - from Death Does Not Become Him  
Here's the second request!

For liriel1810 who requested a lovely conversation from the Death Does Not Become Him verse. That's Orlibean (Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean). You don't have to know the story really or care that much for the pairing.

You might still like it. :)

"Did you see what's going on over on the Island now?" Dommie asked as he read an international news site.

"What's going on over in the mother country Sblomie?" Orlando asked as he leaned further into Sean who was situated on the large, overstuffed easy chair.

Billy walked up behind Dom and read over his shoulder. "The crazy bastards! Oh you won't believe this Orli."

"Well what is it?" Eric asked impatiently.

"I was just about to tell you...you never give me a chance to...never mind...it says here that since they outlawed all the guns in the country, crime has risen dramatically," Billy explained.

"Everyone knows you get rid of the guns and the crime rate goes up. What? They're going to abolish the law?" Sean asked. It was about bloody time. It was a stupid law. Parliament had their bloody head up their arses if you asked him.

"No," Dommie laughed. "It gets better. The study here says that now murders from knife wounds has gone up. So..."

Billy started laughing.

"Oh no," Orlando sighed. "They're going to outlaw knives? That'll be bloody useful. Wait? You mean they're really going to?" he asked incredulously.

"Yep," Dom nodded.

"How's a bloke going to cut his steak?" Billy asked in astonishment.

"Hey or even butter his roll," Eric pointed out and laughed.

"Why does everything you say sound like you're talking about your cock?" Sean asked indignantly.

"So now what? No more guns. No more knives," Orlando started to tick off. "What? So now people will start throwing rocks at each other," he chuckled.

"Then they'll have to outlaw all rocks and stones," Eric interjected.

"Oh," Billy muttered. "There goes Stonehenge."

The End

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liriel1810 on January 13th, 2010 04:50 am (UTC)
"There goes Stonehenge."

ROTFL! That's brilliant! I love it!

Thank you so much, hon! *huggles*
Maria: Orlando Cute!slave_o_spike on January 13th, 2010 04:50 pm (UTC)
*hugs you back*

You're welcome.

Glad you liked yours. :)
Doriantdorian on January 13th, 2010 02:12 pm (UTC)
""Why does everything you say sound like you're talking about your cock?" "
LMAO !!! I can't believe that you post EVERY DAY ! *happy dance* Aida
Maria: Eric Banaslave_o_spike on January 13th, 2010 04:51 pm (UTC)
Yep, I'm everyday gal now. :)

*dances with you*

Thanks Aida!
Jackie: *squishes and loves*jackieville on January 13th, 2010 04:08 pm (UTC)
*giggles* Brilliant!!!

*squishes and loves*
Maria: Baby!Orli (Underage)slave_o_spike on January 13th, 2010 04:51 pm (UTC)
*tackles and hugs you*

Thank you! :)
Doylebabydoylebaby on January 13th, 2010 08:04 pm (UTC)
*snorts* Sean and Eric certainly fit in well!
Maria: Eric Banaslave_o_spike on January 13th, 2010 10:51 pm (UTC)
They do, don't they? I imagine this was them on the set of Troy. LOL! Thank you!
elfladyjeanne: tree of lifeelfladyjeanne on January 18th, 2010 09:17 pm (UTC)
Dom is just like my son, takes forever to get to the point of the story and doesn't understand why everyone interrupts him in his telling.

Hilarious! Loves!
Maria: Orlando Cute!slave_o_spike on January 19th, 2010 05:30 pm (UTC)
I think you meant Billy. *winks*

Anywho, yeah all my kids are that way. Daughter is in college in New York on scholarship and she still can't relate a story! LOL! Thank you!