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30 January 2010 @ 04:58 pm
Orlibean standalone "A game of One-upmanship"  
Okay, this might be it but I'm not sure.

So here is a sequel to What to do when you're doing hard time. Yes, and unlike the others, this is actually a sequel.

And yes, I will get to fb from the last story, I've just been a bit busy. :)

Title: A Game of one-upmanship
Pairing: Orlibean
Rating: NC-17 for mansex
Warnings: They are 2 serial killers, remember? Anything goes.
Summary: Sean and Orlando play a game of one-upmanship as they each talk about parts of their past.

Disclaimer: I don't own the boys and I'm sure they're not like this in real life.

Well, at least I certainly hope not.

"I remember this one woman...she had one of those annoying, tiny, yapping lap dogs." Orlando stopped for a moment to catch his breath before continuing, "I strangled her with her Precious' own leash. Dog didn't seem to care much."

"I strangled a man once," Sean began as he held the younger man close to his chest, "with his own small intestine."

Orlando stopped riding Sean while asking out of genuine curiosity, "Can you actually do that?"

"Well I did, didn't I now?" Sean replied in his defense.

Orlando continued to ride the older man, "I once stabbed a woman with her own nail file. I hated that thing. From the moment the date started, she took the thing out and kept filing her fucking nails. Reminded me of nails on a bloody chalkboard. And it was bloody rude too!"

"I used a file on a bloke once," Sean said as his breath started to shorten. "Used it on his ruddy nose."

"His nose?" Orlando giggled. "Why would you do that? I could understand on his head, maybe his exposed brain. But his nose?"

"Ever heard the expression 'cut off his nose to spite his own face?'" Sean asked, an evil smirk on his face.

"Oh, clever," Orlando smiled as he wrapped hs arms around Sean, moaning as he wiggled down again on his lover's cock.

"Right there lad. You got it," Sean sighed.

"I once cut into a woman's chest..."

"I know Orli, you ate the hearts. Of course you had to cut into their blasted chest," Sean chuckled.

"You didn't let me finish you burke!"

"Sorry, continue," Sean apologized as he kissed along Orlando's jawline.

"I once cut into a woman's chest...and her eyes popped open!" Orlando whispered as he began to near completion.

"Bodies do that, even after death," Sean breathed out, his own climax coming fast upon him.

"Yes, but then she screamed," Orlando gasped out.

"Oh, she weren't dead then," Sean said, trying desperately to get the words out. "Did you kill her then?"

"I cut her open quickly," Orlando spoke, his voice rising with the approach of his climax, "just so I could see her still beating heart!" Orlando came quickly and violently, his essence spraying his lover's chest while his inner walls gripped Sean tightly.

"You win," Sean panted as his own orgasm hit him and came inside his young lover.

And as their bodies convulsed with the aftershocks of their intense lovemaking, they devoured each other's mouths.

"That was the only time I ever saw a still beating heart," Orlando pouted sadly, his large, expressive eyes boring a hole into Sean.

"Aw, lad you forgot, there's mine too."

For Sean knew, without a doubt. Orlando had taken his heart quite a while back, and it beats faster now than it ever had in his disconsolate past.


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cerencae: 1 scarf two scarfcerencae on January 31st, 2010 01:13 am (UTC)
Aw, how...cute? Honestly, I'm concerned by how much I adore this series. ;)

Wonderful stuff!
Maria: Orlando sighingslave_o_spike on February 5th, 2010 06:51 am (UTC)
You mean you like reading about two hot guys having sex while talking intimately?

Oh, you're completely depraved! LOL!

Thank you!!!!
alluranna: Battlealluranna on January 31st, 2010 03:20 am (UTC)
Ooooooooo I just loved it! I agree though, these two have gotten under my skin and I am a bit worried about how I am sitting here reading what they did and grinning! I loved the new story luv! Thanks for sharing!
Maria: Baby!Orli (Underage)slave_o_spike on February 5th, 2010 06:50 am (UTC)
LOL! Grinning, huh?

I could tell you that means terrible things about you, but it's just not true. These guys are just that lovable.

They just have some very strange hobbies. *ahem*

Thank you!!!
FanSee: Filmfansee on January 31st, 2010 04:10 am (UTC)
O.T. Lars and The Real Girl
I put this movie in my queue as soon as you recced it, way back in 2007, and it finally bubbled to the top. (I don't watch a whole lot of movies, especially at home.) I just loved it. It was sweet and charming and touching, and the acting was so perfect that it didn't seem like acting at all. Thank you SO much. FanSee
Maria: It's Movie Timeslave_o_spike on February 5th, 2010 06:48 am (UTC)
Re: O.T. Lars and The Real Girl
I loved this movie so, so, so much! It was perfect. And it wasn't what people thought it would be after all.

Although I did cry like a baby through a lot of it. :(

Glad you liked and that you took my advice.
liriel1810 on January 31st, 2010 05:27 am (UTC)
SNORK! I love it, who's the baddest bad guy? I reckon Orli wins.
Maria: Baby!Orlislave_o_spike on February 5th, 2010 06:47 am (UTC)
Orli wins although I think Beanie let him win.

But for fucks' sake, don't let Sean know that you know. *runs and hides*

Thanks liriel!
woowoochow on January 31st, 2010 05:56 am (UTC)
i am a little scared how much i like these two, these stories are wonderful
Maria: Orlando sighingslave_o_spike on February 5th, 2010 06:46 am (UTC)
I know, but you're right where everyone else is and they both are awfully cute together. :)

Thank you!!!!
Doriantdorian on January 31st, 2010 08:20 am (UTC)
I found this scene so incredibly sexy and funny that now I'm sure you helped me to cross to the dark side of the force.I crave cannibals, I'm in love with Satan himself and sociopaths make my heart beats faster (don't say that to Orli !)MORE !!!! Please ,
more of this...Aida
Maria: cannibal Brian - Meat Procurerslave_o_spike on February 5th, 2010 06:45 am (UTC)

What have I done? What monster have I created?

Cannibals, sociopaths and Satan himself!

I'm a bad, bad person. *shakes head*

But I'm good too. *smiles evilly*

Thank you Aida! *hugs and smooches*
Jackiejackieville on January 31st, 2010 08:49 am (UTC)

*squishes and loves*
Maria: Baby!Orli (Underage)slave_o_spike on February 5th, 2010 06:43 am (UTC)
Who wouldn't? LOL! But Jackie, don't squish Sean. In fact, stay far, far, far away from him...

Thank you!!! (It's okay to squish me.)
legolas_is_minelegolas_is_mine on January 31st, 2010 09:02 am (UTC)
I really love this series... although I feel like I shouldn't because you know... they are psychos!! But I'd like to see more of it :)
Maria: Orlando sighingslave_o_spike on February 5th, 2010 06:42 am (UTC)
I know. They are bad people after all.

But hot and sexy and cuddly bad people so its all good. :) Thank you!!!
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Maria: Baby!Orli (Underage)slave_o_spike on February 5th, 2010 06:41 am (UTC)
Why thank you!!! :)
slashbycaranfin: orlibeanslashbycaranfin on January 31st, 2010 05:35 pm (UTC)
It's funny, it's disturbing, and it's HOT as hell!
Maria: Sean Bean slave_o_spike on February 5th, 2010 06:41 am (UTC)
LOL! Then my job is done here...:P

Thank you!!!
ShaolinQueen: Legolasshaolinqueen on February 1st, 2010 12:14 am (UTC)
It's scary and it's hot! Great sequel, love it!
Maria: Orlando contemplatingslave_o_spike on February 5th, 2010 06:40 am (UTC)
I love when I get both in one shot! :)

Thank you!!!!
only_one_girlonly_one_girl on February 1st, 2010 03:13 am (UTC)
Is it wrong to think that they're not only sizzling hot, but also kind of adorable? ... :D
Maria: Baby!Orlislave_o_spike on February 5th, 2010 06:39 am (UTC)
They are both so damn cute! No it's not wrong.

Thank you!!!
mistry89mistry89 on February 1st, 2010 06:00 am (UTC)
It is very wrong of me to feel fond of these two .... I think you broke an moral or two of mine. :)
Thank you!
Maria: Sean Bean slave_o_spike on February 5th, 2010 06:38 am (UTC)
Hey, it's okay. They are real sweethearts...once you get to know em.

Well, okay, most people who got to know them wound up dead but if they did know them...never mind. :P

Thank you!!!
Doylebabydoylebaby on February 1st, 2010 11:47 am (UTC)
Oh Orlando, you really are scary! *g*
Maria: Baby!Orli (Underage)slave_o_spike on February 5th, 2010 06:37 am (UTC)
I know! But cute as a button. *G* Thank you!!!
al: al's dark Orlando iconalliwantisanelf on May 21st, 2011 02:10 am (UTC)
That makes the term "whispers in the dark" have a whole new meaning for me. And to think most authors have them crying out each others names when they climax...

Only you, darlin'. *grins*