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14 February 2010 @ 03:32 pm
Valentine's Day, chainsaw carved dicks and Death Race  
Firstly, I would like to start off by saying Happy Valentine's Day!!!!

I don't have one of those cute graphics thingies, however I did include a picture of my favorite couple of all time.

I give you Ratso and Joe Buck from Midnight Cowboy.

They sure don't getter sweeter than these two! :P


Next, in answer to the speculation raised by this article that also showed up in netlagd's journal, I was in no way involved with the chainsaw carving of the large male phallus (yes, netlagd, I don't know of any female phallus either. If there was, I would want one).

Here's a picture of the thing:


Here's how you'll know it wasn't me and that I wasn't involved in any way, shape, or form:

1. There are only a few states in the union in which I am allowed to visit. Florida is not one of them.

2. My family would also have to be drunk to allow me anywhere near a chainsaw. That was why I wasn't allowed the lessons.

*snickers* It has some strange thing to do with wanting to keep my limbs right where they are. *shrugs*

3. If I had made the thing, I woud have based it on a (oops! sorry. That was supposed to be would - Freudian slip I guess) real penis. Ergo:

a. it would be much shorter.
b. it would be at half mast
c. and being that I am female and lean towards emasculating tendencies, I would have immediately chopped the thing down while yelling 'timber!'

So there you go!

Lastly, hubby bought the Death Race blue ray because he heard it was pretty cool.

I was a bit skeptical but I decided to watch it with Griffon and Donovan (who thought it was 'awesome!').

I gotta say, it was pretty awesome. I mean, what's not to like. You have:

1. Joan Allen as the prison warden who has a stick up her ass that's bigger than the penis tree (see picture above).

2. Ian McShane. Need I say more?

3. Cars that don't necessarily go fast but go boom an awful lot and it is fun to watch.

4. And of course, Jason Statham, who is pretty nice on the eyes.

It really isn't that bad and you know, I will always have a soft spot for the original Roger Corman 1975 movie, Death Race 2000 which starred David Carradine and a young Sylvester Stallone.

Here's the trailer for the new movie:

Current Mood: relaxedrelaxed
liriel1810 on February 14th, 2010 11:44 pm (UTC)
LOL Interesting tree. The palm trees look a bit rude too, wonder if that was intentional or if I just have my mind in the sewer. *g*
Maria: hanging phonesslave_o_spike on February 15th, 2010 12:06 am (UTC)
Your mind is in the sewer, however, you are right, they do look rude and it almost looks as if someone took the picture with that in mind. *snickers*
liriel1810 on February 15th, 2010 12:09 am (UTC)
*giggle* I totally would have done the pic intentionally like that.
Maria: Bigfoot - I believeslave_o_spike on February 15th, 2010 01:29 am (UTC)
Me too. :P
Wicked Bitch Of The West: Dean counted to infinityvlredreign on February 15th, 2010 12:51 am (UTC)
Hey, didn't you get an extra 75 points if you ran over a lady with a baby? *eg*

Maria: Randy puffing outslave_o_spike on February 15th, 2010 01:29 am (UTC)
I remember it was 70 points for a baby and 20 for women. LOL!

Ratso = love
firehead30firehead30 on February 15th, 2010 01:44 am (UTC)
Midnight Cowboy, Excellent movie.
Maria: lamppostslave_o_spike on February 15th, 2010 02:04 am (UTC)
Wasn't it though? And I love that song, Everybody's Talkin. I have it in my mix and every time I hear it, I think of this movie.
kika-k: Coffee Breakkika_k on February 15th, 2010 08:59 am (UTC)
c. and being that I am female and lean towards emasculating tendencies, I would have immediately chopped the thing down while yelling 'timber!'
Maria: money shotslave_o_spike on February 16th, 2010 07:02 am (UTC)
Hubby cringed when I said that.

I don't know why...
kika-k: Biricchinakika_k on February 16th, 2010 10:09 am (UTC)
Perhaps the image of Lorena Bobbit in the lumberjack version pop up in his mind! :P
Lisabrianswalk on February 15th, 2010 02:01 pm (UTC)
That's what all the commotion is about? *shakes head* People need to f'ing relax.

I am female and lean towards emasculating tendencies, I would have immediately chopped the thing down while yelling 'timber!'

Lol, I'll sharpen the axe for you, babe.
Maria: The Sad Life of a Dickslave_o_spike on February 16th, 2010 07:04 am (UTC)
I know! It looks more like a...a...okay. Well, yeah, it looks like a fucking penis but you would think nobody ever saw one before. LOL!

And look where they placed the garbage cans! *snickers*

But I still get to yell timber! :)

Doriantdorian on February 15th, 2010 09:12 pm (UTC)
you know I was watching "deliverance"from John Boorman and I couldn't help but think about you ! the "bad guys" could have been cannibals ! lol Seriously it made think about how you create fear with the simplest things and your liking of "different" people...Nice tree !!! And nice trailer !!! Aida
Maria: Severen - Near Darkslave_o_spike on February 16th, 2010 07:06 am (UTC)
Different people truly make this world a better place...


Okay, well not better, but more interesting. I love Deliverance. Horror and fear are in the simplest things. People miss that.

*smooches you*
Doriantdorian on February 16th, 2010 02:40 pm (UTC)
Have you seen "MAry & MAx" from Adam Elliot ?
He says the same as you about "differe,t people" and that's something that touches me deeply.
Maria: Justin smilingslave_o_spike on March 18th, 2010 02:35 am (UTC)
Sorry I've been so out of it lately. LOL! No I haven't read it but yeah, it is my feeling also. Whenever the kids at the shop start making fun of people who don't fit the normal mold, I tell them that they don't - they're better than that. :)