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17 June 2006 @ 11:04 pm
QaF Cannibal Crack!Fic Update Chapter 8  
Okay, I'm probably going to hell for this one. So since I'm most assuredly going there, I guess I'll use my blasphemous Hello Kitty icon. Isn't it cute?

Anywho, here's the next update!



Title: Ma, Can I keep him?
Chapter: 8/?
Pairing: B/J, implied E/J; also possibly, inter-species pairing (Hey, we're still not sure of Mikey's parentage)
Rating: R
Warnings: Some references to dental torture (but not explicit). It is afterall a cannibal fic. Nothing squicky, just allusions to things that might make people uncomfortable. The word 'eviscerate' is used quite a bit.

Disclaimers: I don't own Cowlip, their writers, or the boys. Any similarity to anyone on the show or working for it is just coincidence. Really.

Summary: This is crack!fic. It is a cannibal crack!fic. It is tongue-in-cheek black humor. This is the warning within the summary. Debbie is the Sweeney Todd type living in some backwater town (not too far from Pittsburgh) with her mentally disturbed son, Mikey (yes, I stuck to canon) and adopted son, Brian. Justin and Ethan are passing through.






Previous Chapters in my memories



Chapter 8



Wherein Brian makes a very pretty necklace with his 'raw' materialsCollapse )


*runs and hides*

Still, feedback is welcome, no matter what you say



Go to Chapter 9
 
 
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sixpackokittenssixpackokittens on June 19th, 2006 04:12 am (UTC)
OMG! I just caught up on this series. There are no words to describe this!
Maria: bunny yayslave_o_spike on June 19th, 2006 03:14 pm (UTC)
There shouldn't be any words to describe this! LOL!

Just out of curiousity, how did you hear about it?

BTW, I friended ya back. Thanks for the fb.
(no subject) - sixpackokittens on June 19th, 2006 07:10 pm (UTC) (Expand)
My Flame Burns Bright: smilessuch_a_steph on June 19th, 2006 01:16 pm (UTC)
Come out from hiding. We perverse people are still around & we still love this!
And Ted! you sick puppy.... this is just toooo much *cracks up*
Maria: creepy open doorslave_o_spike on June 19th, 2006 03:12 pm (UTC)
Ted is a sick puppy, isn't he? Lol!

Yeah, well I've come out from hiding. It's always that first time, right after I've posted an update that I feel alittle anxious.

Thanks!
netlagdnetlagd on June 19th, 2006 11:19 pm (UTC)
Ted looked at Justin. "Brian's the Anti-Christ."
LMAO

Justin looked over at Ted and leaned down conspiratorially. "He just might be - he fucks like a demon." Justin then winked at Ted, thanked Debbie for breakfast and then walked out of the kitchen, Brian in tow.
ROTFLMAO

Ted decided today was a good day to arrange all the sausage in the cellar alphabetically.
Poor Ted!

"Is that...is that a filling? And right there...is that...but...is that a cavity?"

Brian silently cursed arrogant, overly-pretentious writer types and their bad dental habits.

Yup, you're going to hell with the rest of us!
Maria: Listening to Satanic musicslave_o_spike on June 20th, 2006 12:43 am (UTC)
Ted is great in this - I just love him. He just fits perfectly in my series.

I'll save you a seat in hell - you bring the cake!
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Maria: creepy open doorslave_o_spike on June 21st, 2006 09:55 pm (UTC)
Wait -obviously you could imagine it (duh!)

And that little bit disturbs me more than you could know....

Thanks for the fb!
dracconedraccone on August 16th, 2006 12:12 am (UTC)
Brian silently cursed arrogant, overly-pretentious writer types and their bad dental habits.


It's not right!!!!!! If you kill me laughing I will never be able to read the end!!!
Maria: BJ Guh Showerslave_o_spike on August 21st, 2006 11:40 pm (UTC)
But I'm evilllll!!!!

*insert maniacal laughter here*

*or here*
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Maria: Gale Misunderstood Cannibalslave_o_spike on May 25th, 2007 08:11 pm (UTC)
You'll have to ask homicidal!Axe-weilding!Cannibal!Brian first! LOL!

(Oh, look, I think he's in a good mood - go now - don't be afraid...)

*runs and hides*
adelais_liliadelais_lili on August 31st, 2007 09:21 am (UTC)
Justin scrunched his nose. A naked, nose-scrunching Justin was doing nothing to help ensure that both Brian and Justin arrived in time for breakfast. Well, someone should really tell Brian that playing with the food is not allowed.

"Is that...is that a filling? And right there...is that...but...is that a cavity?"

Brian silently cursed arrogant, overly-pretentious writer types and their bad dental habits.
I wonder if the truth comes out what would Justin do?

Another amusing chapter. Hugs.
Maria: Gale Misunderstood Cannibalslave_o_spike on August 31st, 2007 07:11 pm (UTC)
Brian can play with this food! LOL! And I'll keep letting him.

You'll see what happens next. You'll see. :):)

Thank you!!!!
rosy5000: Brian Smilerosy5000 on September 17th, 2007 04:55 am (UTC)
Can Ted feed Justin yet?

How bout now?

Now?

Please!? lol

Oh, Teddy can be so precious! Especially when he's arranging slugs by size. *giggles*
Maria: cannibal fic I love my spleenless gay soslave_o_spike on September 17th, 2007 05:05 am (UTC)
LOL! Poor Teddy and his OCDness. :)

What'd you think of ole Shawn Posthoff's offing? LOL!
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Coll: embracecolleen2328 on September 4th, 2008 10:29 pm (UTC)
So that's why we call them gapfillers.
And love means there's no such thing as enough dental floss.

Shawn Postoff and his whack version of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs (or something); I'd love to wield those pliers myself (or an anvil). Brian's so good with his hands.
Maria: Justin condomslave_o_spike on September 13th, 2008 06:50 pm (UTC)
Re: So that's why we call them gapfillers.
Yeah, everyone was pretty much happy with where his teeth ended up - right around Sunshine's neck. LOL!

Gapfillers. *snerk* LOL!

Thank you!