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11 July 2006 @ 11:00 pm
QaF Cannibal Crack!Fic Update Chapter 10  
I was going to incorporate this bit into the next chapter but it was all so big that I decided to make this its own chapter so I give you Chapter 10:

Title: Ma, Can I keep him?
Chapter: 10/?
Pairing: B/J, implied E/J; also possibly, inter-species pairing (Hey, we're still not sure of Mikey's parentage)
Rating: R
Warnings: It is afterall a cannibal fic. Nothing squicky, just allusions to things that might make people uncomfortable. The word 'eviscerate' is used quite a bit.

Disclaimers: I don't own Cowlip, the boys, a scary bone in my body...

Summary: This is crack!fic. It is a cannibal crack!fic. It is tongue-in-cheek black humor. This is the warning within the summary. Debbie is the Sweeney Todd type living in some backwater town (not too far from Pittsburgh) with her mentally disturbed son, Mikey (yes, I stuck to canon) and adopted son, Brian. Justin and Ethan are passing through.

Previous Chapters in my memories

Chapter 10

Justin had been the first to get up this morning. He had decided to wander around the house and the homestead and do a little exploring on his own since he never could because Brian always seemed to be with him.

It was rather strange, but no matter what time of the day, and no matter what was going on, Brian was there. They did the chores together, they bathed together (which Justin enjoyed immensely), they ate together and they slept together. Justin was pretty sure at this point in time that the only purpose Brian's mattress held was for the two of them to sleep on and for Justin to be fucked through.

The house was very quiet at this time of the morning. Justin looked out one of the windows and noticed Ted outside counting the nails in each board of the picket fence. No doubt he would have a full report for Brian at breakfast.

Which was another point of contention for Justin. Sausage was served at every breakfast he had shared with the family. At this point, he would love it if he could just have a bowl of Cheerios.

There was a door at the end of the hallway and he wondered where that led to. He was quite sure that he had been in or shown the room connected to every door on this particular floor.

Justin walked up to the door. As he turned the knob and opened the door ever so gently, he caught a glimpse of what was inside.

Justin then began to scream.

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Go to Chapter 11

Feedback is welcome, as usual.

Actually if you are reading it, just give me a little shout-out, so I know who and how many are reading, even if it's, "I don't know - the jury's still out on this one."

And I apologize to anyone who I might have scared unnecessarily.
Current Mood: dorkydorky
Hating you makes me all warm inside.: Justin Long dayhappier_bunny on July 12th, 2006 04:12 pm (UTC)

I can't stop laughing...the whole thing is just too too much. I was so looking forward to be scared, instead I think I'm traumatized. bwhhhahahhahahaha

Maria: Spike I've always been badslave_o_spike on July 12th, 2006 10:04 pm (UTC)
Mikey's cock = traumatized twink (and readers too!)

I'm sorry I dissapointed by not making it something disgusting and creepy behind the door...

Oh wait...
My Flame Burns Bright: smirksuch_a_steph on July 12th, 2006 04:36 pm (UTC)
Comment? You want me to comment? Sorry....can't! Still Laughing....... ROTFLMAO!
Maria: Happy Tree Friends bird poking eyeslave_o_spike on July 12th, 2006 10:05 pm (UTC)
Hee hee. Thanks! :D:D
wowkelseysgreatwowkelseysgreat on July 12th, 2006 06:08 pm (UTC)
Ok I'm glad for the update,but the chapter was soooo short (boo hoo) Oh well, I can't wait for more!!!!
Maria: Mutant Enemy I need a hugslave_o_spike on July 12th, 2006 10:06 pm (UTC)
I wanted to do something light because the next few chapters will be very long. Also, I'm kind of in the middle of part 2b of the body swap fic and I needed a tiny break from it.

Oops, did I say 'tiny?'
Chaos..panic..disorder...my work here is done.: lj crackjillapet on July 12th, 2006 06:33 pm (UTC)

Too freakin' funny!

Of course we are all still reading this-didn't you know that Crack!fic is the new blue?

Maria: Spike Just popped by for a quickie then?slave_o_spike on July 12th, 2006 10:08 pm (UTC)
So what's orange?

Oh yeah, it's the color of those trash bags along the side of the highways.

I like the color of crack!fic much better!

(no subject) - jillapet on July 12th, 2006 10:50 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - slave_o_spike on July 12th, 2006 11:02 pm (UTC) (Expand)
entr0ki on July 12th, 2006 09:02 pm (UTC)
Hahahahaa, "small matter".

I feel so...bad... But it's eerily funny.
Maria: Spike I've always been badslave_o_spike on July 12th, 2006 10:09 pm (UTC)
Very small matter. *snerk*

Crack makes everyone feel bad, because it makes them feel sooo good.

Lada: cracks_upladooshka on July 12th, 2006 11:46 pm (UTC)
Oh My God! That was hilarious! You made my evening! I thought at first that Justin may be saw Ethan remains or may be electric tools to do whatever the family does with victims, but whole ordeal with Mickey's dick just cracked me! And you scared me that for sure. Poor Ben! ))))

I love your story! Thanks a lot for writing it!
Maria: Buffy Angel was this big...slave_o_spike on July 13th, 2006 01:15 am (UTC)
No! I still have plans for Ethan! *insert evil, nasty laugh*

I love those false scares horror movies throw at you so I had to include one and what better diversion than Mikey's tiny cock.

And Ben? He loves all creatures, great and small. *snerk*

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Maria: Spike Just popped by for a quickie then?slave_o_spike on July 14th, 2006 01:55 am (UTC)
See? Words are not really required or are necessary to communicate feedback!
(no subject) - slave_o_spike on July 14th, 2006 01:57 am (UTC) (Expand)
herbie_weasley on July 13th, 2006 05:59 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha...that was genius.
Maria: Spike Talk to the handslave_o_spike on July 14th, 2006 01:58 am (UTC)
Ah come on! Making fun of Mikey is not genius - I'm working with a lot of 'raw' materials here! Thanks for the fb!
callie: love storycallie89 on July 14th, 2006 03:14 am (UTC)
you're killing me here!!!! Christ.....I just love this twisted story. This has a special place in my heart as far as Crack Fiction goes.

Maria: Simpson Oh Snapslave_o_spike on July 14th, 2006 03:00 pm (UTC)
It is pretty twisted, isn't it? I just love applause!

Thank you for the lovely feedback.

Mechapstik_addict on July 24th, 2006 09:31 pm (UTC)
I found the story today (I had actually come across it earlier, but found the premise a little...scary), and read all 10 chapters. Oh my god, I LOVE IT!! It's so insane, and fucked up, and sooooooo funny, and wtf? why can't I stop reading??
So yeah, I'm reading now.
By the way, chapter 7, the one with the lesbians, had me laughing my ass off. Seriously, so good. And the whole nose-scrunching!Justin making Brian want to jump his bones, so cute.
Maria: BJ Guh Showerslave_o_spike on July 27th, 2006 07:01 am (UTC)
Sorry I'm so late in responding. RL is ridiculously hectic right now.

I think that chap 7 so far is the funniest out of all of them too. (I've always loved nose scrunching Justin - if I were a guy, I'd fuck him).

You know, whenever I say that around hubby, he laughs and says, 'but you're a woman so you could still fuck him.' Then I say, 'no, no, no, no - it's not good as a woman - I want to fuck him.' Hubby looks at me and says 'oh.'

Glad you're enjoying it. Thank you for the lovely fb!

BTW, I don't post this to a community, so if you want to see updates, you can friend me.
(no subject) - chapstik_addict on July 27th, 2006 08:45 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Black Dragon Fighting Society: Guh...just..guhlovinspike247 on August 4th, 2006 09:29 pm (UTC)
I have no idea why I only just read this fic, but I'm so glad that I found it. This has to be one of the funniest and crackiest fics ever and I need more!

Poor Justin, he's been through so much, but having to see Mikey's dick is just too terrible! *g*

BTW, I'm friending you...hope you don't mind :)
Maria: BJ Sex Take 2slave_o_spike on August 4th, 2006 09:44 pm (UTC)
I happen to be on-line right now and I see this pop up. Yay! A new reader!

In fact, I friend back anyone who friends me and takes the time to comment on my story.

I know about the Mikey thing! Poor kid is stranded in the middle of nowhere (well, okay, he's got Brian banging at him every chance he gets) and then he's subjected to Mikey's pathetic cock!

I'm so cruel, so very, very cruel.

I'm not sure if you know this but there is a chapter 11 also and there will be a chapter 12 if the fates allow it.

Thank you for the fb!
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Maria: Danny Equus Mad but Beautifulslave_o_spike on May 25th, 2007 08:15 pm (UTC)
Mikey's dick and his monkey-ness are just too hard to resist! LOL!

And heavens no! I love it!

Esp this story. I had someone read all 16 chapters and they left me two lines about one particular thing that was funny so yeah, I love all this fb!

I just wished I had seen it sooner!
adelais_liliadelais_lili on September 4th, 2007 11:13 am (UTC)
Justin then began to scream. When I read this I was like "Ooops!!!"

But when I get to the "Mikey, for God's sake, put that thing away. You're traumatizing Sunshine," OMG, you're so mean with poor little Mickey.

Brian is one lucky bastard. He got to be more careful. Otherwise...
Maria: cannibal fic I love my spleenless gay soslave_o_spike on September 6th, 2007 09:20 pm (UTC)
I know, I am to LITTLE Mikey. But ONLY in crckfic! *wags finger* In normal fic, I don't like to be mean to him. :)

I know - I think I did scare everyone just a little bit with this chapter until they actually read it. I'm so evil...

rosy5000: Brian Smilerosy5000 on September 17th, 2007 05:39 am (UTC)

Honestly..... no.... words! *gasps for breath*

*holds sides*

"It was minuscule."

*falls over laughing again*
Maria: Justin condomslave_o_spike on September 17th, 2007 06:05 am (UTC)
Well, I'm sure it was...tiny...that is.

Tiny mind. Tiny pecker.

Glad you loved. :)
Coll: cracks_upcolleen2328 on September 4th, 2008 10:38 pm (UTC)
Small is not beautiful.
These guys do put the fun in dysfunctional.
Maria: cannibal fic masturbating signslave_o_spike on September 13th, 2008 06:55 pm (UTC)
Re: Small is not beautiful.
*nods head*

What more could you say?