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16 July 2006 @ 02:23 pm
A Poll about what I should write next  
So my body swap fic should be done in a few days and my crack!fic is constantly being updated, so I thought maybe I would do another short story spoof on something.

I've created a poll below for you to use. There's an other box for any suggestions you have.

Remember, nothing is sacred with me however if you ask me to drop Justin down that proverbial well that people sometimes request, I will. I'll do a spoof of "The Ring" where Justin is dropped down that well, literally, and then his super secret admirer, Ted, who has been lusting after him for, well, for a long time, makes a home movie and when anyone sees the movie, they experience erectile dysfunction within 3 days.

So just think about that.


What should I spoof next?

The Omen
Other (you must give me an idea)
I have your AP address Maria, and I've called a doctor at the local state mental hospital - they're on their way right now
Current Mood: contemplativecontemplative
Total Word Saladepicallytired on July 17th, 2006 06:40 pm (UTC)
see, you see the funny in it all.

cause you know, it's not the first time the twat's fallen down a well. and lindsay can try and get brian to admit his fears or whatever, and brian can admit that he's afraid he's gonna be stuck watching the kid get pulled out of a well on a regular basis for the rest of his life.

and emmett can maybe send downs somthing pretty so he's not in that dank space all by himeself with nothing to look at.

and justin can do one of two things, he can either be season four justin, and punch the walls til his hands bleed (not helping but not resigning) or he can be season one/two justin and just cry.

either way, fun. but most of the focus would be on brian.

maybe justin was on his way home with a pizza, and maybe brian left the beam in the loft, and now he's stuck watcing them rescue justin AGAIN! but without his beloved beam.

or MAYBE the emt's are upset he's in pain so they give him some tylenol, because nothing goes better with justin down a well, than justin being given tylenol by accident.

but he eventually swells up so much he breaks the sides , the well collapses and he climbs out.

and brian now really upset cause justin is all swollen and puffy and brian doesn't do fat or disfigured.

see... with the right imagination (obviously not mine) this could be really really funny.

but i just like the idea, i really really think this is as far as i've ever gone to write it.
Maria: Justin Uhmslave_o_spike on July 17th, 2006 09:42 pm (UTC)
Lindsay would be throwing dynamite down the well to help, saying that this will help make the hole bigger. See?

Then, because a bomb goes off, Brian comes rushing over to the now very dirty Justin (and at this point the swelling has gone down) and starts screaming "I Love You" at the top of his lungs, because as we all know, it takes a bomb going off the make Brian say those three little words.

Afterwards, they fill in the well with cement so no other stupid twink can fall down the well.

Unfortuneately, Ted was down there when they did it.

Total Word Saladepicallytired on July 18th, 2006 01:34 am (UTC)
yes, ted gets covered in cement...

and next week... justin finds a new well...he wasn't watching where he was walking because he was crying about something (he always cries, even in season four and five) so he's crying because someone called him a name, or broke his favorite pencil, justin's a faggot like that, and falls in a different well...and brian once again doesn't get to have his dick sucked.