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16 July 2006 @ 02:23 pm
A Poll about what I should write next  
So my body swap fic should be done in a few days and my crack!fic is constantly being updated, so I thought maybe I would do another short story spoof on something.

I've created a poll below for you to use. There's an other box for any suggestions you have.

Remember, nothing is sacred with me however if you ask me to drop Justin down that proverbial well that people sometimes request, I will. I'll do a spoof of "The Ring" where Justin is dropped down that well, literally, and then his super secret admirer, Ted, who has been lusting after him for, well, for a long time, makes a home movie and when anyone sees the movie, they experience erectile dysfunction within 3 days.

So just think about that.


What should I spoof next?

The Omen
Other (you must give me an idea)
I have your AP address Maria, and I've called a doctor at the local state mental hospital - they're on their way right now
Current Mood: contemplativecontemplative
Maria: Justin Uhmslave_o_spike on July 17th, 2006 09:42 pm (UTC)
Lindsay would be throwing dynamite down the well to help, saying that this will help make the hole bigger. See?

Then, because a bomb goes off, Brian comes rushing over to the now very dirty Justin (and at this point the swelling has gone down) and starts screaming "I Love You" at the top of his lungs, because as we all know, it takes a bomb going off the make Brian say those three little words.

Afterwards, they fill in the well with cement so no other stupid twink can fall down the well.

Unfortuneately, Ted was down there when they did it.

Total Word Saladepicallytired on July 18th, 2006 01:34 am (UTC)
yes, ted gets covered in cement...

and next week... justin finds a new well...he wasn't watching where he was walking because he was crying about something (he always cries, even in season four and five) so he's crying because someone called him a name, or broke his favorite pencil, justin's a faggot like that, and falls in a different well...and brian once again doesn't get to have his dick sucked.