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18 July 2006 @ 10:53 pm
QaF Fic - Something Seriously Amiss Third and FINAL Part  
Well, here it is. The third and Final part of my body swap fic.

I hope you all enjoyed the ride. So without further adieu...

Title: Something Seriously Amiss
Part 3 of 3
Pairing: Brian/Justin (technically speaking BrianJustin/JustinBrian)
Rating: PGish this part
Timeline: Early S5
Summary: This is your typical body swap plot line. A witch decides to show the boys what it would be like to walk in the other's shoes. Chaos and hilarity ensue.

Disclaimers: I don't own Cowlip, the boys, a rational thought...

This is for _alicesprings who requested a body swap story at qaf_bunnies.

Note: I will still refer to Brian in Justin's body as Brian and Justin in Brian's body as Justin. If they are talking to other people who don't know about the switch, then they will appear as the other to them.

There were 3 parts but part 2 was split into 2. Here are the previous parts:

Part 1
Part 2a
Part 2b

Part 3

Our boys go on the hunt for a witchCollapse )

Thank you for sticking in with this. You've been a great audience. Exit to the left.

And remember, I love feedback like my Justin loves his Oreos.
Current Mood: deviousdevious
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Maria: Shaun LOLslave_o_spike on July 20th, 2006 03:33 am (UTC)
Just the thought of Brian squealing and jumping up and down is too much for me too.

empress: oh comedylovebashed on July 19th, 2006 06:35 pm (UTC)
Oh my god. Thanks to you I can't get the image of Brian's body doing the 'praise Jesus' move out of my head.

Maria: Retro poking eyes outslave_o_spike on July 20th, 2006 03:34 am (UTC)
It'll burn an image into my retinas for some time to come too, I can tell you.

Hee! Thanks for commenting!
Loisllvoncan on July 19th, 2006 07:08 pm (UTC)
Excellent!! Would have LOVED to have seen Brian in Emmett's body and vice versa. Too hilarious for words. Thoroughly enjoyed this
Maria: Simpson Free Fallingslave_o_spike on July 20th, 2006 03:36 am (UTC)
Oh God! Babylon would never have been the same!

Thanks - glad you enjoyed!
Chaos..panic..disorder...my work here is done.: bj crackficjillapet on July 19th, 2006 07:12 pm (UTC)

Oh god..that was priceless!

So now Emmett is going to shove Brian's 5 pounds heavier ass into a pair of tangerine velvet pants...

Brian will have to be sedated....

This was excellent. You certainly have the gift for crack.
Maria: Chicken Little dancingslave_o_spike on July 20th, 2006 03:41 am (UTC)
You certainly have the gift for crack.

The boys (along with Ted) inspire me.

Will the five pounds even show up on him? I think he'd take an additional 5 pounds if he could just get out of Emmett's body.

Thanks - I'm glad you were along for the ride.
wowkelseysgreatwowkelseysgreat on July 19th, 2006 07:16 pm (UTC)
*this is me leaving a comment* WOOHOO
Maria: bunny yayslave_o_spike on July 20th, 2006 03:42 am (UTC)
Well, WOOHOO is a very profound piece of feedback. It says it all. LOL!

And I know it was YOU who picked Bambi so the mention of Thumper was for you babe. Thanks for reading!
tonyans1975tonyans1975 on July 19th, 2006 08:26 pm (UTC)
That was fantastic... Although Ted might have finally got to live his Brian Kinney fantasy in the way he imagined had he got to stay in Brian's body a little longer!
Maria: BJ copulatingslave_o_spike on July 20th, 2006 03:46 am (UTC)
Poor Ted! (I do such awful things to him in my fics). *pets Ted*

Emmett gets to fulfil Ted's wish instead. Ted's thinking about the tattoo though.

Thanks for your input!
Lisabrianswalk on July 20th, 2006 12:28 am (UTC)
"And clothes? Forget clothes. You're not getting any for a week! I know exactly where to hide them too!"
I had this tremendous guffaw-scared the daylights out of my cat! I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Thank you so much for this story!

Maria: Shaun LOLslave_o_spike on July 20th, 2006 03:48 am (UTC)
Poor kitty! *pets kitty*

We now know Brian's hiding spot for everything when it comes to Justin. Thanks for all your wonderful fb today.

And your welcome.
entr0ki on July 20th, 2006 01:07 am (UTC)
Lawl Justin is Thumper.

The random passersby are great.

it would probably take something like a bomb to get someone like Brian Kinney to admit to anything.

Maria: aliens harsh languageslave_o_spike on July 20th, 2006 03:51 am (UTC)
Had to throw the bomb reference in there. Get it? Throw? Bomb?

Anywho, yeah, you had to have passersby. They never did that in the show or in any fic I've ever read. The guys are always doing crazy things and people see these things but no one ever calls them on it.


Thanks for reading and commenting!
Hating you makes me all warm inside.: b/j porn lovin freakshappier_bunny on July 20th, 2006 02:32 am (UTC)
oh holy hell:

Such a sweet boy. Such a sweet, delusional crazy boy," the woman tsked and walked away.

Brian looked at the money and pocketed it.

"I can not get any lower than I am right now."

LMAO...oh man


BRILLIANT ENDING...so much fun! ♥
Maria: BJ Guh Showerslave_o_spike on July 20th, 2006 03:54 am (UTC)
As I said above - Thumper!Justin is love.

And yeah, Brian still pocketed the money!

I would have so loved to see other people's reactions to the guys on the shows (or even in fics) as they pass through their lives.

I'm actually pleased with the ending.

I'm very glad you read - I love your feedback like Brian loves his woobie at night. *Hugs*
Wendy: giddy justinkitkatbyte on July 20th, 2006 02:41 am (UTC)
Heee. I loved when the random people on the street kept handing them money! And the ending! Poor Brian!
Maria: money shotslave_o_spike on July 20th, 2006 03:55 am (UTC)
I love random people in my fics - they're sometimes the most fun.

Poor Brian! (And poor Justin - I don't think Justin will want to be fucked by Emmett - even if it is really Brian - sort of...)

Thanks for reading and commenting!
lucinda428lucinda428 on July 20th, 2006 09:27 am (UTC)
You have the psychology so right.

Put Justin in Brian's body, he'll think about fucking from the opposite angle.

Put Ted in Brian's body, he'll think he's King of the World.

Put Emmett in Brian's body, and all he sees is a whopping chance to make fun of Brian.

I don't normally read crack!fic, but I really liked the way you used the situation to bring out character. And I do love "Brian queens out" fics.
Maria: Shaun There is no Islave_o_spike on July 20th, 2006 11:50 pm (UTC)
I love "Brian queens out" fics too. He's just so put together and in control most of the time that we forget how human he really is. (Actually someone said I wrote Brian too sappy in this story - yes, he is probably a little OOC, but shit! They're in each other's body, and I tried to make it clear in part 2a that he was starting to slip and lose his control - oh well).

And yeah, Emmett, I think if he was given the chance to humiliate Brian, no matter what, I think Emmett would just love to take the opportunity to do so (or make Brian think he would.

Thanks for reading and thanks for letting me know I did, in fact, do it right.
ayesakara: Brian life hardest by Paddiesayesakara on July 20th, 2006 05:47 pm (UTC)
The ending was evil, evil, evil........ but it was brilliant. Poor Brian!!!
Maria: aliens harsh languageslave_o_spike on July 20th, 2006 11:52 pm (UTC)
Yes, well I am evil, you know. And of course, brilliant.

*deflates over-inflated head*

Poor Brian - I would give my left nut (I have two cashews on the table in front of me and I'd give the left one) to see Emmett in Brian's body.

Thanks for responding!
(no subject) - _alicesprings on July 22nd, 2006 10:56 am (UTC) (Expand)
callie: b-j Aaamazingcallie89 on July 21st, 2006 08:47 am (UTC)
I love your writing. Truly I do. Brian and his queen out's. I am such a sucker for that.

Such a sweet boy. Such a sweet, delusional crazy boy," the woman tsked and walked away.

Brian looked at the money and pocketed it.

"I can not get any lower than I am right now."

ROTFLMAO..........Bravo Maria Bravo!!!!!

Maria: BJ copulatingslave_o_spike on July 21st, 2006 11:41 pm (UTC)
Re: Perfection..................
Thank you once again for the round of applause. *bows graciously*

I live to write Brian's queen outs - I got to do that in this fic and it made me very pleased.

I need to write something semi-serious though next. The crack is starting to rot my brain from the inside-out.
Lada: b_j_76ladooshka on July 22nd, 2006 12:59 am (UTC)
Great story! And oh my so unexpected end! You wrote such a wonderful and full of fun fic!

But please don't forget about your other crack!fic!! *)))
Maria: Simpson LOLslave_o_spike on July 22nd, 2006 03:09 am (UTC)
I'm not forgetting about my cannibal!fic! No how, no way! I've just been doing reading and other things right now. I actually have a serious one coming up and another chapter of my cannibal thing.

Thanks for the high praise (as always) and yeah, I like unexpected endings! LOL!
My Flame Burns Bright: Emoticon - Smirksuch_a_steph on July 27th, 2006 10:57 am (UTC)
I can't begin to tell you how much I enjoyed this... I read parts 2-3 this week (at work) & you had me sniggering behind my print-outs trying hard to suppress belly laughter... in particular, the sex was great... Brian & Justin's initial reactions to fucking & sucking themselves left me in stitches. And poor Brian... you worked him to the bone & then left him in Emmett's body? My you are deliciously evil ;)
Maria: BJ Guh Showerslave_o_spike on July 30th, 2006 12:13 am (UTC)
Yep still evil here baby (and deliciously so)!!!

I like happy endings quite a bit but I had to end this one on a different note (and it's still happy - when minerva gets over her sneezing fit, Brian will take Justin home and fuck him and spank him and then they'll bond over a carotn of Oreos while laughing at the whole escapade).

Sorry for responding so late. RL's such a bitch right now (and not just the restaurant but the kids). BTW - I saw that one post you did with your kid's pictures and they are SO CUTE!!!!

I was thinking of posting some of my kids' pics in the next few days. I already posted one of my daughter a week back.

Thanks for the fb and so glad you enjoyed!!!