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29 July 2006 @ 07:34 pm
QaF Cannibal Crack!Fic Update Chapter 11  
*Ahem* Sorry, I've been preoccupied lately with RL - kids and the shop. Everybody in my life decided I shouldn't have any free time. Lucky me, though, I got sick today, so hey INSTANT FREE TIME.

I have not forgotten this little fic. In fact, I've been working on this, and also a serious standalone.

So actually, here's my plea for a beta. I'd actually like one for this one. Brian Kinney said 'a man always knows when to ask for help' and since I'm not a man, I'm not above begging for it.

So if anyone can beta for me - I would be ever so grateful.

So here you go - I'll make another post as to my adventures with the kids and the shop later because it's actually funny, but not now.

Okay SUN

Title: Ma, Can I keep him?
Chapter: 11/?
Pairing: B/J, implied E/J; also possibly, inter-species pairing (Hey, we're still not sure of Mikey's parentage)
Rating: R
Warnings: It is afterall a cannibal fic. Nothing squicky, just allusions to things that might make people uncomfortable. The word 'eviscerate' is used quite a bit.

Disclaimers: I don't own Cowlip, the boys - I however am in the possession right now of one bitch of a headache!

Summary: This is crack!fic. It is a cannibal crack!fic. It is tongue-in-cheek black humor. This is the warning within the summary. Debbie is the Sweeney Todd type living in some backwater town (not too far from Pittsburgh) with her mentally disturbed son, Mikey (yes, I stuck to canon) and adopted son, Brian. Justin and Ethan are passing through.

Previous Chapters in my memories

Chapter 11

Wherein Justin makes nice with Mikey and Brian has a chit chat with Ethan - oh and taking a cue from Xie - if you're not old enough to be reading this, then you're fucked up because you could be out hanging on a street corner with your friends while smoking and drinking and picking up men - hey - if you're going to do something you shouldn't be doing, then do it rightCollapse )

Go to Chapter 12
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dracconedraccone on August 16th, 2006 12:58 am (UTC)
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! You have to update soon!!!! You have to. I love the part of Yeah, well, you say potato; I say a carb that can't be eaten after seven. You kill me! Well, not literally.

Is Brian really going to bring pictures of Justin and him to Ethan. Because I know I shouldn't be condoning this kind of behavior but I can't wait to see Ethan's face!!! If it's a video even better!!!!!!!!!

Update, Update, Update!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maria: aliens harsh languageslave_o_spike on August 21st, 2006 11:48 pm (UTC)
Yes, actually I will be updating soon.

And yeah, Brian likes to torment Ethan. It's all good.

I'm glad you've been enjoying my strange little story. More soon.
ryuniel: lotrryuniel on August 23rd, 2006 04:43 pm (UTC)
Thanks for friending me.
First of all English is not my first language so I was kinda dumbfound on what is the meaning of "Cannibal"(I mixed it up with Hannibal:p). I began reading half of the first chapter and slowly got the idea. Anyway, just to be sure, I opened a dictionary and *gasp*!! (Did you come up with the idea because of having a restaurant?:D"
I am a bit terrified with next chapters. Still, I want to read and only hope Justin won't turn into a sausage soon.

Mariaslave_o_spike on August 23rd, 2006 05:28 pm (UTC)
Actually no, I didn't come up with the idea because I own a restaurant (although there are several ex-employees that give me cause otherwise). I'm just a horror movie fanatic and a conniseur of horror novels and anthologies and I just thought to combine my two loves (QaF and cheesy horror plotlines).

Have you actually read all 11 chapters or are you contemplating reading them? Just curious what you think of the story so far.


ryuniel: lotrryuniel on August 24th, 2006 08:30 am (UTC)
oh! I already read all chapters *shy smiles*. How can I stop reading after I had a taste of your story?*giggles*
I'm just not sure about others' thought on Justin esp. Michael and Ted (Bet he want to taste our yummy Sunshine).

I remember many years ago there was a film (Chinese movie)about a killer who put human meat in his dumplings. Well, I didn't see that movie so I cannot tell you more. hehe


Maria: Young Ones mouseslave_o_spike on September 1st, 2006 01:19 am (UTC)
Sorry I'm so late once again. This month has been a bear. Anywho, I'm not sure of the name of the movie (and I thought it was Japanese) - anyways, it was a Japanese witch who made dumplings out of fetuses so that women could regain their youth. My hubby and I like to go to art theatres to check out movies which are not mainstream, however that movie (actually it was part of an anthology) was a bit too much to bear.

I like funny cannibal movies. I have the next chapter waiting to go but I just submitted my entry for the dare_challenge so I needed to get that done first.

And thanks for reading and liking and thanks for the birthday wishes.

mm_craig_parker on November 3rd, 2006 09:52 pm (UTC)
Ma' where the hell is your other chapters!!! *growls*
*Read the subject* *points to Subject and repeats* Ma'! Where the hell is your other Chapters!
adelais_liliadelais_lili on September 4th, 2007 11:49 am (UTC)
Debbie walked over and whacked Mikey upside the head once again. Justin wondered if the source of Mikey's damaged mind could possibly be the numerous times Debbie took to hitting the man on his fragile skull. I never thought about that but you may have something here.

Brian walked up to the bars. "I warned you. When it's your time, it won't be quick. Oh, and maybe before then, I'll bring you some visuals, a movie or pictures perhaps, of Justin and me...well you get the picture." And Brian when you're at it, please, make some copies for me too. I'd love to have them for all those rainy days.
Maria: BJ copulatingslave_o_spike on September 6th, 2007 09:21 pm (UTC)
Re: fb=love
I think Debbie whacking Mikey over the head repeatedly is a very sound theory. *nods head*

I want those piccies too. LOL! *winks*
adelais_liliadelais_lili on September 8th, 2007 07:05 pm (UTC)
Re: fb=love
I want those piccies too. I know right. How more twisted can we be. ;))
Maria: Frodo doesn't live here anymoreslave_o_spike on September 10th, 2007 06:21 am (UTC)
Re: fb=love
I can be even more twisted. LOL!
Re: fb=love - adelais_lili on September 10th, 2007 12:00 pm (UTC) (Expand)
rosy5000: Brian Smilerosy5000 on September 17th, 2007 05:52 am (UTC)
*snickers* Love Justin's rules for dealing with the monkey... er, Mikey. ;)

Ethan really isn't all that bright is he? :P

>"Yeah, well, you say potato; I say a carb that can't be eaten after seven,"

lol I'm gonna have to remember that for next time that discussion comes up. ;D
Maria: Gale Misunderstood Cannibalslave_o_spike on September 17th, 2007 06:06 am (UTC)
Someone wanted to make an icon out of the potato line. It just came to me.

Ethan was never that bright. Remember early S3? LOL!

Glad you're loving still! Thanks! :)
Coll: whatevercolleen2328 on September 4th, 2008 10:41 pm (UTC)
Everything I need to know I learned from violent films.
Justin compiles the Mikey Novotny Operating Manual.
Maria: cannibal fic I love my spleenless gay soslave_o_spike on September 13th, 2008 06:57 pm (UTC)
Re: Everything I need to know I learned from violent films.
When he gets out of the ranch, he will have been able to compose a lengthy book.

My Life with the Monkey.

or Curious George Eats Pittsburgh.