I have not forgotten this little fic. In fact, I've been working on this, and also a serious standalone.
So actually, here's my plea for a beta. I'd actually like one for this one. Brian Kinney said 'a man always knows when to ask for help' and since I'm not a man, I'm not above begging for it.
So if anyone can beta for me - I would be ever so grateful.
So here you go - I'll make another post as to my adventures with the kids and the shop later because it's actually funny, but not now.
Title: Ma, Can I keep him?
Pairing: B/J, implied E/J; also possibly, inter-species pairing (Hey, we're still not sure of Mikey's parentage)
Warnings: It is afterall a cannibal fic. Nothing squicky, just allusions to things that might make people uncomfortable. The word 'eviscerate' is used quite a bit.
Disclaimers: I don't own Cowlip, the boys - I however am in the possession right now of one bitch of a headache!
Summary: This is crack!fic. It is a cannibal crack!fic. It is tongue-in-cheek black humor. This is the warning within the summary. Debbie is the Sweeney Todd type living in some backwater town (not too far from Pittsburgh) with her mentally disturbed son, Mikey (yes, I stuck to canon) and adopted son, Brian. Justin and Ethan are passing through.
Previous Chapters in my memories
( Wherein Justin makes nice with Mikey and Brian has a chit chat with Ethan - oh and taking a cue from Xie - if you're not old enough to be reading this, then you're fucked up because you could be out hanging on a street corner with your friends while smoking and drinking and picking up men - hey - if you're going to do something you shouldn't be doing, then do it rightCollapse )
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