May 31st, 2006

comment Spike drained and killed

Queer as Folk Crack!Fic

Okay here it is. The start of my crack!fic. I'm a real cult movie fanatic, so there's alittle of quite a few movies in here. It's AU. It's probably OOC. You can let me know. When I decided to do this tonight, I just started writing and it came out.

This really disturbs me.

Anyways, here it is:

Title: Ma? Can I Keep Him?
Rating: Shit - as if I know.
Pairing: B/J; implied Ethan/Justin
Summary: It's a cannibal crack!fic. Okay? Debbie is the Sweeney Todd type who lives in some backwater town with her son Mikey and her adopted son, Brian. They make sausages out of tourists and whatnots. Justin and Ethan happen to be passing through.

Disclaimers: I don't own Cowlip or the boys. I also don't know where Jimmy Hoffa is and I don't know the location of any WMDs.

Warnings: It's a cannibal fic. Actually though, there's nothing gross or squicky, just clean ole cannibal fun.

I posted this last night over at qaf_bunnies because jillapet requested crack!fic of any kind.

No, no one requested a cannibal fic - no one is as deranged as me (maybe this should have gone under 'Disclaimers?')

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Feedback is welcome. Say whatever you want. If you want to start a fund for my therapy, that's okay too.