June 9th, 2006

My Fandom has chainsaws

QaF Cannibal Crack!Fic Update Chapter 6

I couldn't sleep tonight so I thought I'd post the next chapter of my little crack!fic.

Title: Ma, Can I keep him?
Chapter: 6/?
Pairing: B/J, implied E/J; also possibly, inter-species pairing (Hey, we're still not sure of Mikey's parentage)
Rating: R
Warnings: None so far. It is afterall a cannibal fic. Nothing squicky, just allusions to things that might make people uncomfortable. The word 'eviscerate' is used quite a bit.

Disclaimers: I don't own Cowlip or the boys. I do not know if the rain falls mainly on the plane in Spain.
Summary: This is crack!fic. It is a cannibal crack!fic. It is tongue-in-cheek black humor. This is the warning within the summary. Debbie is the Sweeney Todd type living in some backwater town (not too far from Pittsburgh) with her mentally disturbed son, Mikey (yes, I stuck to canon) and adopted son, Brian. Justin and Ethan are passing through.



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STUPID QUESTION TIME

I'm in the middle of updating the next chapter of my Cannibal!Brian fic and I need to have a question answered, if anyone knows the answer, I'd appreciate it ever so much.

What are those plastic things called that package 6 cans of soda together? I just can't remember for the life of me.

It's stupid, I know. If someone can give me the correct answer, then you can decide who goes into the sausage next. Thanks