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Maria
15 January 2007 @ 04:30 pm
Okay, so I wrote angst a few days ago, and I had written a somewhat serious fic for Christmas, but now I'm 'back with the crack.'

Hmmm, that needs to be on a t-shirt....

Read at your own risk - possibly - possibly disturbing imagery in this chapter.

And no...it has nothing to do with Mikey's dick.

Sort of...

Title: Ma, Can I keep him?
Chapter: 14/?
Pairing: B/J, implied E/J; also possibly, inter-species pairing (Hey, we're still not sure of Mikey's parentage)
Rating: R
Warnings: It is afterall a cannibal fic. Nothing squicky, just allusions to things that might make people uncomfortable. The word 'eviscerate' is used quite a bit.

Disclaimers: I don't own Cowlip or the boys but I own three annoying cats.



Summary: This is crack!fic. It is a cannibal crack!fic. It is tongue-in-cheek black humor. This is the warning within the summary. Debbie is the Sweeney Todd type living in some backwater town (not too far from Pittsburgh) with her mentally disturbed son, Mikey (yes, I stuck to canon) and adopted son, Brian. Justin and Ethan are passing through.



Previous chapters can be found in my memories, here. If you have trouble accessing them there, just use the memories found on my user info page.









Chapter 14


Wherein Justin sits down to breakfast and we learn a little more about Sunshine's employment historyCollapse )


Go to Chapter 15



Feedback is welcome - and yes, I am disturbed, thank you very much.
 
 
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