February 24th, 2008

cannibal fic copulating

Birthday FIC Standalone for critic75

Okay, so it's critic75's (JJ's) birthday today. I haven't done this in quite a while, but here it goes. We're all taking a trip back to...

You guessed it.

Qaf Cannibal County, USA. Where the sausage is not what you think and Brian is the main guy in meat procurement and Justin is not just some twink in overalls, but the twinkie in Brian's lunch box.

Usually I put the birthday girl in the fic. I did put her in, of course, since she's been staying at Casa de Munchers, but FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, I have put myself into the cannibal!verse!

Who, you ask?

Why the mayor of course. :)

Title: A Return to Cannibal County USA - Queer as Folk style
Pairing: Brian/Justin
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Light bondage, Maria as mayor
Summary: It's JJ's birthday so the mayor wants a special celebration for the day in her honor so she enlists the help of Ranger Ben and Brian.

Disclaimers: Yeah...*snicker*...I'm really the mayor of a town in between Philadelphia and the Pitts. And I have Brian and Ben at my beck and call. LOL! So not not not not true...

And oh yeah, here's a pic of the toy I'm talking about in case any of you forgot:


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