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Maria
01 March 2008 @ 07:54 am
First off, chapter 8 is with my beta and she says she could get it out to me quite soon so I should be posting an update to Death Does Not Become Him.

So, I've been in a pissy mood about the shop.

First off, someone vandalized my phone system and cut the wires out from the base of our box so we didn't have phone service (which includes taking credit cards) through a very busy lunch on Tuesday. The phone company was in the area fixing other power sources that had been vandalized so I had phone service by 1:00 but still!

And then it seems the network in the Washington and Oregon state area, at least those customers who use that particular network, myself included, has been having problems so credit card transactions have been taking for fucking EVER!!!!

I downloaded a program that my service provided to my credit card terminal - took about an hour and a half to do - and it still didn't work!

So I have to go into the shop in about an hour and a half to try another download.

I'm just in a pissy mood...*grumbles*

Anywho, so since I'm feeling particularly nasty, if anyone has a request for me to write something in the cannibal!verse - anyone they want to meet a particularly nasty end - go ahead and make it!

Or do you want me to take one of the guardians from the Through a Mirror Darkly!verse and have them actually eat someone?

Or, Or! My daughter was watching the tail end of the second Pirates movie, Dead Man's Chest.

That movie is positively bursting with the vore!!!!

Cannibalistic natives and the Kraken?!?!

I could write some nasty and dark one shots from that! LOL!

Go ahead.

Ask away...


First edit:

This one is for charlie_jae: A short ficlet, (not drabble - it's more than 100 words) pre Justin:

A bit gory sort ofCollapse )

Edit Number Two:

This one is for bluemchenkaffee who requested a guardian eating Ethan in my Through a Mirror Darkly verse!

Ethan character death here - like that's a bad thingCollapse )

Third Edit

Okay, here's one for singlewoman who requested her ex (Bob) to be used in whatever way I saw fit (not even good enough for the sausage).

One night at the RoadhouseCollapse )

Fourth Edit

And now for my fourth: jillapet requested her ex and his wife (Kurt and Angie) to be next on the menu in the cannibalverse. *whistles innocently*

What happens when you hit aq cow around hereCollapse )
 
 
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Maria
01 March 2008 @ 10:36 am
Okay, per doylebaby's request, here's one of the vore-related fics for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.

Title: Spitting Will
Pairing: Jack/Will/?
Genre: Dark humor
Summary: Per my last posts, I was taking requests and I mentioned something about this. This takes place during the cannibal scene on the island in Dead Man's Chest.
Warnings: Vore. It's more kinky than anything. Don't worry. :)
Disclaimers: I don't own Jack and Will or a spit. Don't try this at home kiddies!


Spitting WillCollapse )

Feedback?

Sure, it's just that I don't expect anyone to read this. LOL!

And hey! This isn't my fault!

It's Disney for putting these ideas in my head!
 
 
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Maria
01 March 2008 @ 10:55 pm
So hubby walks up to me tonight and says, "let's go see a movie in Seattle, cuz there isn't much out here."

Which is true. It's all the main shit. So we saw Persepolis at one of the small art house theatres.

Wow! I suggest you go see it if it's playing anywhere near you.

Here's the trailer.

Anywho, so my experiment today of writing ficlets on demand was fun. In case you wanted to see them, here are the links:

This one is for charlie_jae: A short ficlet, (not drabble - it's more than 100 words) pre Justin:

Debbie's Bad

This one is for bluemchenkaffee who requested a guardian eating Ethan in my Through a Mirror Darkly verse!

Ethan Character Death - like that's a bad thing

I'm thinking of starting the 'ex-wives club' for people who want to dispatch of their ex's:

Okay, here's one for singlewoman who requested her ex (Bob) to be used in whatever way I saw fit (not even good enough for the sausage).

One Night at the Roadhouse

And now for my fourth: jillapet requested her ex and his wife (Kurt and Angie) to be next on the menu in the cannibalverse. *whistles innocently*

What happens when you hit a cow around here

The experiment obviously worked. I feel much better now. :)
 
 
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