May 30th, 2009

The Sad Life of a Dick

A new site I joined and zombie babies!

Whew! This week has been a killer!

It's been extremely busy at the shop and I've had to deal with new employees, firing new employees, calming down patrons because of stupid ex-new employees, supply runs, new t-shirts (Small Fryes has a new t-shirt with our logo on it that people seem to really have taken to).

Anywho, I'm getting back to writing later tonight. Also, I just joined this great site called Kindertrauma that reviews horror movies new and old and has its members talk about their own trauma when watching a horror movie. I'll see if they post mine. My most traumatic scene from a movie was from Trainspotting and the baby scene. Not a horror movie but made me jump out of my skin and freak out for a long fucking time. But then, when I watched it, I was 33 and had just had Griffon (he was one week old at the time).

And here's footage of one of my favorite babies in a horror film that did not make me a head case. Unless you count laughing so hard you couldn't breathe.

Peter Jackson's Braindead's zombie baby is full of win and this scene has always been the funniest part of the movie. It's a super gross movie and I have to tell you, it's actually far too bloody for me, but the humor was great and the baby (who was not a human baby who was turned but a baby born from two zombies) was awesome.

I love how how our non-dead, non-zombie hero tries to figure out how he should care for the infant so he decides to take it to the park (in the movie, he has to take care of his zombie mother and a house full of her zombie friends):

Justin's Baby

"Justin's Baby" Chapter 7a - Prelude to the Non-date with Justin

I want to wish shadownyc and bluemchenkaffee a belated happy birthday!!!! *hugs you both* *spanks you* *blushes*

I'm still working on the non-date part but here is the prelude to the date with our two favorite people, Brian and Joe:

Title: Justin's Baby
Chapter 7a
Pairing: Justin/Brian
Genre: Bad!fic, crack!fic - I dunno - take your pic - I don't really give a shit.
Rating: Mature
Warnings: God, where do I even begin? Sacrilege, demon worship, mPreg, bad language, drugged sex, bad!fic, crack!fic and mentions of the high cost of housing.
Summary: Based very loosely on Rosemary's Baby. Justin gets more than he bargained for when he moves into the apartment of his dreams.

Disclaimers: Don't own Cowlip or the boys but I am going to the speshul hell for the blasphemy in this short chapter. I'll save you all a seat. :)

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Thanks go to fiercediva for the icon and poster. Thank you babe! *smooches*

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