January 8th, 2010

Severen - Near Dark

My awesome Antipasta recipe (or just something fun to read)

I know. I know.

OMG! She's posting recipes now.

But in my defense, this is a really GOOD recipe. I was just thinking about it the other day when another person asked me for it yet again.

Here's the thing:

Once I rattle off the ingredient list and what to do, they all make it for their next big family gathering and then come to me and complain that it didn't taste like mine. One person accused me of leaving off one ingredient on the list so it wouldn't purposely taste like mine.

Yes, because I am e-vol that way. I have nothing better to do than run around making sure everyone fails at their antipasta attempt so I can stand back and laugh at them when they are left to eat crow in front of their picky mother-in-law, inebriated uncle and that annoying cousin-in-law, three times removed, who is in constant competition with you.

See? Evil.

So without further adieu, here is Maria's Most Awesome Antipasta.

Side Note: If you're a fan of my fiction, (especially my crack fic - no butt jokes please) then you will definitely want to read this and it will make cooking fun! LOL! I can't believe I typed that with a straight face...

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And there you go. You now know the secrets of my infamous salad.

Go ahead and try it. If you don't wish to make so much, just cut the recipe in half.

Hope you enjoyed this little foray into my kitchen. (God! You guys left such a mess! You're worse than Joe who uses every pot and pan for making jello). As I said before, I spent a while perfecting the recipe (and yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a life).

If you're all nice and leave me a comment if you try it at home, or leave me a comment anyway for just wasting your time on a Friday night, I might let you in on my secret for the best garlic bread in the world next week. :P