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15 January 2007 @ 04:30 pm
QaF Cannibal Crack!Fic Update Chapter 14  
Okay, so I wrote angst a few days ago, and I had written a somewhat serious fic for Christmas, but now I'm 'back with the crack.'

Hmmm, that needs to be on a t-shirt....

Read at your own risk - possibly - possibly disturbing imagery in this chapter.

And no...it has nothing to do with Mikey's dick.

Sort of...

Title: Ma, Can I keep him?
Chapter: 14/?
Pairing: B/J, implied E/J; also possibly, inter-species pairing (Hey, we're still not sure of Mikey's parentage)
Rating: R
Warnings: It is afterall a cannibal fic. Nothing squicky, just allusions to things that might make people uncomfortable. The word 'eviscerate' is used quite a bit.

Disclaimers: I don't own Cowlip or the boys but I own three annoying cats.

Summary: This is crack!fic. It is a cannibal crack!fic. It is tongue-in-cheek black humor. This is the warning within the summary. Debbie is the Sweeney Todd type living in some backwater town (not too far from Pittsburgh) with her mentally disturbed son, Mikey (yes, I stuck to canon) and adopted son, Brian. Justin and Ethan are passing through.

Previous chapters can be found in my memories, here. If you have trouble accessing them there, just use the memories found on my user info page.

Chapter 14

Wherein Justin sits down to breakfast and we learn a little more about Sunshine's employment historyCollapse )

Go to Chapter 15

Feedback is welcome - and yes, I am disturbed, thank you very much.
Current Mood: hyperhyper
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Maria: cannibal fic I love my spleenless gay soslave_o_spike on May 27th, 2007 07:56 pm (UTC)
Yes! Someone else who loved the t-shirts decided to make some icons. You can find them in MY ICONS.

*points to icon*

This is one of them! :)
rosy5000: Brian Smilerosy5000 on September 17th, 2007 06:49 am (UTC)
Yay.... Sap sausage! *evil grins* Couldn't have happened to a nicer man. *evil grins*

Love Deb's t-shirts! *snickers*

poor Justin... so left out of the humor. lol
Maria: cannibal fic I8 my husbandslave_o_spike on September 21st, 2007 04:53 am (UTC)
Gotta have Deb's t-shirts in there and I agree. Sap so deserved it!

*pets poor Justin*

He'll get it one day. I mean...in a good way that is. :)
Coll: partycolleen2328 on September 5th, 2008 12:38 am (UTC)
Buh-bye Sap
I love Deb's shirts.
Maria: cannibal fic I8 my husbandslave_o_spike on September 13th, 2008 07:00 pm (UTC)
Re: Buh-bye Sap
I'm always making up Deb's slogans as the way I thought her shirts should read. LOL!

And oh yeah. I had fun with Sap here.

Thank you!