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20 January 2007 @ 06:23 pm
Night of the Living Duck  
I'm sorry - you might not find this funny but I couldn't stop laughing.

If they ever get the movie rights they could show this on the LNP, the Lifetime Network for Poultry.
Alexander: ducks by spank_my_monkey8ashmedai on January 21st, 2007 03:18 am (UTC)
Yay for the duck - heheh!
Maria: bunny yayslave_o_spike on January 21st, 2007 03:24 am (UTC)
Yay! This is just so strange though...
Lisa: Brian full smilebrianswalk on January 21st, 2007 03:22 am (UTC)
The headline made me burst out laughing. Is there enough money in your therapy collection for me too?

Poor ducky.
Maria: My Fandom has chainsawsslave_o_spike on January 21st, 2007 03:28 am (UTC)
What I can't figure out for the life of me is why the woman bothered to take the duck to the hospital.

They were already resigned to the fact that it was dead.

It's just so weird but yeah, poor duck.

Yeah, you can come to my therapy sessions with me. I mean what sane person finds this funny?

But it is funny.
Lisabrianswalk on January 21st, 2007 03:33 am (UTC)
What I can't figure out is what moron put a *mostly dead* duck in the fridge in the first place.
Maria: Happy Tree Friends bird poking eyeslave_o_spike on January 21st, 2007 03:41 am (UTC)
Okay, you're going to make me do this, aren't you?

*dons Miracle Max voice*

It's not mostly dead. If it was mostly dead, you would go through it's feathers looking for loose change.

*dons normal voice again*

What moron would do this? Have you ever met the hunter type. Oh God. Carly, who used to work for me, has a boyfriend who's really into duck hunting. He's seen Grandma's House like a bazillion times because he thought that was a 'great' movie.

Thank God for that though - before that movie came out, he'd worn through his Porky's tape.

Lisa: Brian full smilebrianswalk on January 21st, 2007 03:44 am (UTC)
*dons Miracle Max voice*

OMG, thank you. You don't know how much I needed that laugh.
Maria: money shotslave_o_spike on January 21st, 2007 03:54 am (UTC)
Why, you're welcome.
firehead30firehead30 on January 21st, 2007 03:27 am (UTC)
Movie of the week
OMG you are so brilliant...can't you just see it.??....yes on LNP, the network for caring sensative stories about and for poultry, a touching portrayal of one female's goose's desire to live, her struggle to survive the cold of indeference and neglect. Those that unexpectedly cared for her. And, the triumph she experianced in just lifting her head. Lifting her head against tyranny and oppression. She shares her story with us no longer wounded, but forever changed.

Maria: Frodo doesn't live here anymoreslave_o_spike on January 21st, 2007 03:32 am (UTC)
Re: Movie of the week
Oh God! I love you!

But what would the theme song be?

Something tasteful, I should think, by Celine Dion.

Something that shows the duck's eventual empowerment.

You're going to my therapy sessions too...
firehead30firehead30 on January 21st, 2007 03:43 am (UTC)
Re: Movie of the week
Gooses Island of cold (Gilligan's Island)
Just sit right back an your will hear a tale...a tale of a frozen goose

The poultry boat (The Love Boat)
The Deep Freeze...something for everyone....

Return to the Wild (Return to Titanic)
Near, far, in the refridgerator you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you care for me, making sure I see the dawn
And my heart will be strong
Never seeing shrink wrap at the store

Ohhhhhhhhh can I be the treatment coordinator for group sessions?????
Maria: Shaun There is no Islave_o_spike on January 21st, 2007 03:53 am (UTC)
Re: Movie of the week

And you say I'm demented!

And my heart will be strong
Never seeing shrink wrap at the store

I soooo want Celine to sing that.

And yes, you can be the treatment coordinator - you can take us on field trips in your new VW - safe places like meat packer plants, pirahna and alligator petting zoos and of course, we'll go geese and duck hunting!

We too can keep zombie ducks in our fridge!
His Minniemaxmygothangel on January 21st, 2007 11:15 am (UTC)
the headline made me laugh, too

poor duck :( especially that it won't be able to survive in the wild anymore

but I have to ask: how stupid the hunter must be to not recognise that he missed the target??
Maria: Hello Kitty on a crossslave_o_spike on January 22nd, 2007 04:26 am (UTC)
Like I said above, I know a few hunters (my ex employee's boyfriend for one) who think Porky's is a classic movie.

I just couldn't stop laughing thinking about the duck raising its head.
Hating you makes me all warm inside.: bunny drop deadhappier_bunny on January 21st, 2007 02:26 pm (UTC)
you slay me!
Maria: Spike I've always been badslave_o_spike on January 22nd, 2007 04:27 am (UTC)
That's me - Maria the Fanfic Slayer.

So do I get my own show and a pet blonde vampire?
mickxfanmickxfan on May 13th, 2007 12:03 pm (UTC)
oo.. you go, Duckster! dont let life bring you down!
Maria: Night of the Living Deadslave_o_spike on May 13th, 2007 10:13 pm (UTC)
She's not! She's not letting anything get her down - including being shot or being thrown into cold temperatures!

LOL! I loved this story. I have a story of a carnivorous calf too but I think I lost the link. If I find it, I'm so posting it!!!!
mickxfanmickxfan on May 14th, 2007 06:40 am (UTC)
carnivorous calf?? rofl. the world is a weird place.