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20 January 2007 @ 06:23 pm
Night of the Living Duck  
I'm sorry - you might not find this funny but I couldn't stop laughing.

If they ever get the movie rights they could show this on the LNP, the Lifetime Network for Poultry.
firehead30firehead30 on January 21st, 2007 03:27 am (UTC)
Movie of the week
OMG you are so brilliant...can't you just see it.??....yes on LNP, the network for caring sensative stories about and for poultry, a touching portrayal of one female's goose's desire to live, her struggle to survive the cold of indeference and neglect. Those that unexpectedly cared for her. And, the triumph she experianced in just lifting her head. Lifting her head against tyranny and oppression. She shares her story with us no longer wounded, but forever changed.

Maria: Frodo doesn't live here anymoreslave_o_spike on January 21st, 2007 03:32 am (UTC)
Re: Movie of the week
Oh God! I love you!

But what would the theme song be?

Something tasteful, I should think, by Celine Dion.

Something that shows the duck's eventual empowerment.

You're going to my therapy sessions too...
firehead30firehead30 on January 21st, 2007 03:43 am (UTC)
Re: Movie of the week
Gooses Island of cold (Gilligan's Island)
Just sit right back an your will hear a tale...a tale of a frozen goose

The poultry boat (The Love Boat)
The Deep Freeze...something for everyone....

Return to the Wild (Return to Titanic)
Near, far, in the refridgerator you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you care for me, making sure I see the dawn
And my heart will be strong
Never seeing shrink wrap at the store

Ohhhhhhhhh can I be the treatment coordinator for group sessions?????
Maria: Shaun There is no Islave_o_spike on January 21st, 2007 03:53 am (UTC)
Re: Movie of the week

And you say I'm demented!

And my heart will be strong
Never seeing shrink wrap at the store

I soooo want Celine to sing that.

And yes, you can be the treatment coordinator - you can take us on field trips in your new VW - safe places like meat packer plants, pirahna and alligator petting zoos and of course, we'll go geese and duck hunting!

We too can keep zombie ducks in our fridge!