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20 January 2007 @ 06:23 pm
Night of the Living Duck  
I'm sorry - you might not find this funny but I couldn't stop laughing.

If they ever get the movie rights they could show this on the LNP, the Lifetime Network for Poultry.
Maria: My Fandom has chainsawsslave_o_spike on January 21st, 2007 03:28 am (UTC)
What I can't figure out for the life of me is why the woman bothered to take the duck to the hospital.

They were already resigned to the fact that it was dead.

It's just so weird but yeah, poor duck.

Yeah, you can come to my therapy sessions with me. I mean what sane person finds this funny?

But it is funny.
Lisabrianswalk on January 21st, 2007 03:33 am (UTC)
What I can't figure out is what moron put a *mostly dead* duck in the fridge in the first place.
Maria: Happy Tree Friends bird poking eyeslave_o_spike on January 21st, 2007 03:41 am (UTC)
Okay, you're going to make me do this, aren't you?

*dons Miracle Max voice*

It's not mostly dead. If it was mostly dead, you would go through it's feathers looking for loose change.

*dons normal voice again*

What moron would do this? Have you ever met the hunter type. Oh God. Carly, who used to work for me, has a boyfriend who's really into duck hunting. He's seen Grandma's House like a bazillion times because he thought that was a 'great' movie.

Thank God for that though - before that movie came out, he'd worn through his Porky's tape.

Lisa: Brian full smilebrianswalk on January 21st, 2007 03:44 am (UTC)
*dons Miracle Max voice*

OMG, thank you. You don't know how much I needed that laugh.
Maria: money shotslave_o_spike on January 21st, 2007 03:54 am (UTC)
Why, you're welcome.