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20 January 2007 @ 06:23 pm
Night of the Living Duck  
I'm sorry - you might not find this funny but I couldn't stop laughing.

If they ever get the movie rights they could show this on the LNP, the Lifetime Network for Poultry.
Maria: Frodo doesn't live here anymoreslave_o_spike on January 21st, 2007 03:32 am (UTC)
Re: Movie of the week
Oh God! I love you!

But what would the theme song be?

Something tasteful, I should think, by Celine Dion.

Something that shows the duck's eventual empowerment.

You're going to my therapy sessions too...
firehead30firehead30 on January 21st, 2007 03:43 am (UTC)
Re: Movie of the week
Gooses Island of cold (Gilligan's Island)
Just sit right back an your will hear a tale...a tale of a frozen goose

The poultry boat (The Love Boat)
The Deep Freeze...something for everyone....

Return to the Wild (Return to Titanic)
Near, far, in the refridgerator you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you care for me, making sure I see the dawn
And my heart will be strong
Never seeing shrink wrap at the store

Ohhhhhhhhh can I be the treatment coordinator for group sessions?????
Maria: Shaun There is no Islave_o_spike on January 21st, 2007 03:53 am (UTC)
Re: Movie of the week

And you say I'm demented!

And my heart will be strong
Never seeing shrink wrap at the store

I soooo want Celine to sing that.

And yes, you can be the treatment coordinator - you can take us on field trips in your new VW - safe places like meat packer plants, pirahna and alligator petting zoos and of course, we'll go geese and duck hunting!

We too can keep zombie ducks in our fridge!