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08 February 2007 @ 05:30 pm
Okay, here is the happy meal toy Rowan got today.

Why, oh why is McDonald's offering these phallic looking things?

Okay, okay, I know it's not a penis - it's a cat - but Holy Fuck, the thing is just wrong!

So this week's toy is a penis dressed as Carmen Miranda!

Ooops! Did I say penis...I meant cat! A phallic looking cat dressed as Carmen Miranda. At least this one dances when you wind it and doesn't fart.

I mean everyone loves a flatulent dildo-like cat, but one that does the cha cha is just too much!

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trishwishtrishwish on February 9th, 2007 01:39 am (UTC)
LOL you know the creators of that toy are laughing their asses off behind the scenes, knowing what it REALLY is. You know, sort of like when Disney artists did all those barely-hidden sexual things with The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, and The Lion King and thought no one would notice. *shakes head*
Maria: MOM my head hurtsslave_o_spike on February 9th, 2007 01:52 am (UTC)
you know the creators of that toy are laughing their asses off behind the scenes,

I bet they are! They're probably imagining all the soccer moms (you know who they are) going through the drive-thru, buying happy meals, letting their kids play with essentially looks like a dildo, happy in the knowledge that they're giving them a clean, wholesome environment - I mean come on! They've gotta be laughing!

*shakes head with you*
trishwishtrishwish on February 9th, 2007 01:59 am (UTC)
Oh yeah, and not to mention -- please tell me how the hell that thing is supposed to be a cat? Where's the whiskers? The tail? The pointy ears? Come on!
Maria: Happy Tree Friends McRageslave_o_spike on February 9th, 2007 05:30 am (UTC)
It has long ears that goes down its back.

I mean, I can understand a bunny having that, but a cat?!

Besides, if it had the ears and the whiskers and the tail, then it would look like a cat and not a penis...

which would probably negate what the creator was trying to do.
midnight: cracks up animatedinkingwords on February 9th, 2007 01:39 am (UTC)
::giggle:: I adore your posts, sweetie.
Maria: Happy Tree Friends McRageslave_o_spike on February 9th, 2007 01:53 am (UTC)
Thank you.

I like to see the humor in the mundane - and Happy Meal toys are about as mundane as they get. :P
His Minniemaxmygothangel on February 9th, 2007 02:06 am (UTC)
that's just...
OMG, who gives it to KIDS?!?!?
Maria: Bad Mommyslave_o_spike on February 9th, 2007 05:46 am (UTC)
Well McDonald's for one.

And well, I guess I did...:P

Seriously, I don't think Rowan cares but the whole family and I look at the thing when she's playing with it and just figure, 'okay, it's wrong, but it's too funny and at least we're not oblivious to it.' LOL!
singlewoman: snickersinglewoman on February 9th, 2007 03:16 am (UTC)
I do believe that mad cow disease has reached the people at Mickey D's. Either that or they need to lay off the crack. These penis things are just too funny. And I agree that the creators are laughing their asses off over this joke. Is Rowan going to collect the set? If so, we WILL need pictures.
Maria: Happy Tree Friends bird poking eyeslave_o_spike on February 9th, 2007 05:44 am (UTC)
I'm wondering if she should get anymore. I mean, she's five so she has no idea and just thinks its funny when it dances (or as in the case of the other one - farts). I'm thinking of just getting the whole set and posting more pictures.

It's just so weird watching her play with the things (she doesn't play with them for long before she gets bored with them).

I think MickeyD's and Nickelodeon BOTH need to lay off the crack!
cinnamon girltamalinn on February 9th, 2007 03:40 am (UTC)
that's not a cat. that's totally a penis. and is it the lighting? it looks like it has blue balls.
Maria: MOM favorite color is blueslave_o_spike on February 9th, 2007 05:41 am (UTC)
Well the blue balls are its maracas, which when you wind the thing up, the arms move up and down and it wiggles its hips.

It's even funnier looking than the last picture I posted. I swear the thing is a penis!
Chaos..panic..disorder...my work here is done.: i hate everything kittyjillapet on February 9th, 2007 04:15 am (UTC)
It looks like it;s wearing a french tickler, and the grass skirt is a life preserver to keep the condom from getting lost!

Don't you know all the gayboys are going to mickey d's just to add the penis toys to their collections...
Maria: Happy Tree Friends McRageslave_o_spike on February 9th, 2007 05:39 am (UTC)
Oh God! A life preserver! LMAO!!!

If Brian Kinney, CEO of Kinnetik, wanted to market the newest, latest and greatest product, the Stayput Condom, each coming with its own life preserver, this cat could be its spokesperson...er...spokescat.

I wonder how many teenage girls are walking around with these things without a clue as to what they represent! They're all like 'wow, isn't he sooo cute?!' usually followed by a squeal or some such annoying sound.
Hating you makes me all warm inside.: pooh/piglethappier_bunny on February 9th, 2007 04:23 am (UTC)
These 'toys' are messed up. I want them. bwhahahaha
Maria: Frodo doesn't live here anymoreslave_o_spike on February 9th, 2007 05:33 am (UTC)
I'm starting to want to collect the whole set now too.

You can't get a dildo dressed up as Carmen Miranda at any sex shop that I know of.
My Flame Burns Bright: Emoticon - LMAOsuch_a_steph on February 9th, 2007 09:14 am (UTC)
Soon you'll have a whole family of penises er..sorry, cats! I can't tell you how much I envy you (NOT!!).

How long do you keep McDonalds toys before they find their way to the trash? (Only as long as the kids can hide them from me in my household :D)
Maria: Bad Mommyslave_o_spike on February 9th, 2007 02:38 pm (UTC)
Usually the toys stay in a bin for quite awhile before I start to throw them out (once they've basically forgotten them).

These have a special place on a shelf at home but they too will soon see the trash.

I can't believe you guys over there haven't been privelged enough to get them. Do you get the Nickelodeon channel there (the cartoon is on there).
My Flame Burns Brightsuch_a_steph on February 9th, 2007 02:58 pm (UTC)
We get Nickelodeon on pay TV, and some of the shows make it on free to air. I'll be sure to let you know when we get those toys here. At the moment it's Lil Pets.
Maria: Happy Tree Friends McRageslave_o_spike on February 9th, 2007 03:07 pm (UTC)
Oh! That was the last toy - the lil Pets, that is.

The one where the pet is in a basket and attached to a keychain. You could get that for a girl and the Yugioh toy for a boy.

Hmmm...sounds like you might be next...
My Flame Burns Bright: Emoticon - Happy Dancesuch_a_steph on February 9th, 2007 03:10 pm (UTC)
LOL... I can hardly wait to have our own collection of animated penises *grins*
shadownyc: paddies  - S5 crack-upshadownyc on February 9th, 2007 12:23 pm (UTC)
Clearly the creators of the Happy Meal toys are having a great joke at the kids' expense.

LMAO--That is definitely a Carmen Miranda PENIS!!!
Maria: Happy Tree Friends McRageslave_o_spike on February 9th, 2007 02:35 pm (UTC)
I think they're having a laugh more at the parent's expense who buy the toys for the kids.

Can you just see some soccer mom sitting there, looking at the thing, thinking 'I can't place my finger on why this thing bothers me...'

And yes, it is a Carmen Miranda penis - that does the cha cha!
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Maria: cannibal fic I love my spleenless gay soslave_o_spike on February 9th, 2007 11:43 pm (UTC)
I know - I just posted a tiny ficlet with this thing as its star!
Alexander: TrentWFashmedai on February 9th, 2007 06:10 pm (UTC)
Glad to see you back - everyone was going "WTF?!", LOL!

A Carmen Miranda dildo...I've seen some faggy stuff, but that takes the cake. I can't help imagining what purpose those intstruments it's holding serve, am I weird?
Maria: BJ cuddleslave_o_spike on February 9th, 2007 11:45 pm (UTC)
I heard! I am sorry I did that but I posted where my head was at one post back.

Are you weird? Remember who you're talking to! LOL! And it's purpose is to make us all snicker about the soccer moms who buy these things without a single clue. I just posted a little ficlet using this toy!