Why, oh why is McDonald's offering these phallic looking things?
Okay, okay, I know it's not a penis - it's a cat - but Holy Fuck, the thing is just wrong!
So this week's toy is a penis dressed as Carmen Miranda!
Ooops! Did I say penis...I meant cat! A phallic looking cat dressed as Carmen Miranda. At least this one dances when you wind it and doesn't fart.
I mean everyone loves a flatulent dildo-like cat, but one that does the cha cha is just too much!