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08 February 2007 @ 05:30 pm
Okay, here is the happy meal toy Rowan got today.

Why, oh why is McDonald's offering these phallic looking things?

Okay, okay, I know it's not a penis - it's a cat - but Holy Fuck, the thing is just wrong!

So this week's toy is a penis dressed as Carmen Miranda!

Ooops! Did I say penis...I meant cat! A phallic looking cat dressed as Carmen Miranda. At least this one dances when you wind it and doesn't fart.

I mean everyone loves a flatulent dildo-like cat, but one that does the cha cha is just too much!

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trishwishtrishwish on February 9th, 2007 01:39 am (UTC)
LOL you know the creators of that toy are laughing their asses off behind the scenes, knowing what it REALLY is. You know, sort of like when Disney artists did all those barely-hidden sexual things with The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, and The Lion King and thought no one would notice. *shakes head*
Maria: MOM my head hurtsslave_o_spike on February 9th, 2007 01:52 am (UTC)
you know the creators of that toy are laughing their asses off behind the scenes,

I bet they are! They're probably imagining all the soccer moms (you know who they are) going through the drive-thru, buying happy meals, letting their kids play with essentially looks like a dildo, happy in the knowledge that they're giving them a clean, wholesome environment - I mean come on! They've gotta be laughing!

*shakes head with you*
trishwishtrishwish on February 9th, 2007 01:59 am (UTC)
Oh yeah, and not to mention -- please tell me how the hell that thing is supposed to be a cat? Where's the whiskers? The tail? The pointy ears? Come on!
Maria: Happy Tree Friends McRageslave_o_spike on February 9th, 2007 05:30 am (UTC)
It has long ears that goes down its back.

I mean, I can understand a bunny having that, but a cat?!

Besides, if it had the ears and the whiskers and the tail, then it would look like a cat and not a penis...

which would probably negate what the creator was trying to do.