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08 February 2007 @ 05:30 pm
Okay, here is the happy meal toy Rowan got today.

Why, oh why is McDonald's offering these phallic looking things?

Okay, okay, I know it's not a penis - it's a cat - but Holy Fuck, the thing is just wrong!

So this week's toy is a penis dressed as Carmen Miranda!

Ooops! Did I say penis...I meant cat! A phallic looking cat dressed as Carmen Miranda. At least this one dances when you wind it and doesn't fart.

I mean everyone loves a flatulent dildo-like cat, but one that does the cha cha is just too much!

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Maria: MOM my head hurtsslave_o_spike on February 9th, 2007 01:52 am (UTC)
you know the creators of that toy are laughing their asses off behind the scenes,

I bet they are! They're probably imagining all the soccer moms (you know who they are) going through the drive-thru, buying happy meals, letting their kids play with essentially looks like a dildo, happy in the knowledge that they're giving them a clean, wholesome environment - I mean come on! They've gotta be laughing!

*shakes head with you*
trishwishtrishwish on February 9th, 2007 01:59 am (UTC)
Oh yeah, and not to mention -- please tell me how the hell that thing is supposed to be a cat? Where's the whiskers? The tail? The pointy ears? Come on!
Maria: Happy Tree Friends McRageslave_o_spike on February 9th, 2007 05:30 am (UTC)
It has long ears that goes down its back.

I mean, I can understand a bunny having that, but a cat?!

Besides, if it had the ears and the whiskers and the tail, then it would look like a cat and not a penis...

which would probably negate what the creator was trying to do.