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08 February 2007 @ 05:30 pm
Okay, here is the happy meal toy Rowan got today.

Why, oh why is McDonald's offering these phallic looking things?

Okay, okay, I know it's not a penis - it's a cat - but Holy Fuck, the thing is just wrong!

So this week's toy is a penis dressed as Carmen Miranda!

Ooops! Did I say penis...I meant cat! A phallic looking cat dressed as Carmen Miranda. At least this one dances when you wind it and doesn't fart.

I mean everyone loves a flatulent dildo-like cat, but one that does the cha cha is just too much!

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Chaos..panic..disorder...my work here is done.: i hate everything kittyjillapet on February 9th, 2007 04:15 am (UTC)
It looks like it;s wearing a french tickler, and the grass skirt is a life preserver to keep the condom from getting lost!

Don't you know all the gayboys are going to mickey d's just to add the penis toys to their collections...
Maria: Happy Tree Friends McRageslave_o_spike on February 9th, 2007 05:39 am (UTC)
Oh God! A life preserver! LMAO!!!

If Brian Kinney, CEO of Kinnetik, wanted to market the newest, latest and greatest product, the Stayput Condom, each coming with its own life preserver, this cat could be its spokesperson...er...spokescat.

I wonder how many teenage girls are walking around with these things without a clue as to what they represent! They're all like 'wow, isn't he sooo cute?!' usually followed by a squeal or some such annoying sound.