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12 February 2007 @ 06:50 pm
QaF Cannibal Crack!Fic Update Chapter 16  
Look! I updated my fic!

Title: Ma, Can I keep him?
Chapter: 16/?
Pairing: B/J, implied E/J; also possibly, inter-species pairing (Hey, we're still not sure of Mikey's parentage)
Rating: R
Warnings: It is afterall a cannibal fic. Nothing squicky, just allusions to things that might make people uncomfortable. The word 'eviscerate' is used quite a bit.

Disclaimers: I don't own Cowlip or the boys and according to Bill Gates, I don't own most of my software.

Summary: This is crack!fic. It is a cannibal crack!fic. It is tongue-in-cheek black humor. This is the warning within the summary. Debbie is the Sweeney Todd type living in some backwater town (not too far from Pittsburgh) with her mentally disturbed son, Mikey (yes, I stuck to canon) and adopted son, Brian. Justin and Ethan are passing through.

Previous chapters can be found in my memories, here. If you have trouble accessing them there, just use the memories found on my user info page.

Chapter 16

Wherein Justin goes on a little tripCollapse )

I love feedback - you knew that though, didn't ya?
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Hating you makes me all warm inside.: crack!fichappier_bunny on February 14th, 2007 03:23 am (UTC)
OMG...there are no words to describe HOW MUCH I LOVE AND WORSHIP YOU!

I thought at first Justin was abducted by the aliens (or the inspectors lmao) but this was so much better.

Brian's angst and denial...you = hilariously brialliant.


"Yes," Brian said, "let's never, ever do that again. Come on, let's go."

OMG, yes, please listen to Brian. That was the most horrifying thing about this fic. LOVED it. The melding of the dna OMG...cannot stop laughing. ROFLMAO

Christmas ribbons and bows. SNORT

Mel grabbed hold of Justin, "you have the sperm?"

Brian held up the cup. "Now, you give me Justin and I'll give you the cup."

"Oh no," Mel said while shaking her head, "you give me the cup and I'll give you Justin."

"Give me Justin and I'll give you the cup."

"Give me the cup and I'll give you Justin."

Oh you're killing ME! and the Stockholm syndrome. I love intelligent witty black!humor, like all of yours.

Brian had thought about the possibility that Justin might someday have to go home. After being without the kid for most of the day, he realized one thing.

He couldn't let the kid go.

And most importantly, he wouldn't.


Another hystericaly clever chapter my dear! I loved it!

Maria: cannibal fic I love my challenged gay soslave_o_spike on February 14th, 2007 03:36 am (UTC)
Can you imagine the spawn of all of the folks (except for Justin - his DNA wasn't there since he was so busy eating all the muncher's food)?

Shit - that's a story all its own.

And yeah, gotta have Brian asserting his claim over his boy!

LOL! Thanks for the quoty fb! I love it like Brian likes Justin in his new overalls!
critic75critic75 on February 14th, 2007 09:00 am (UTC)
I've been thinking about this chapter (sorry, but sometimes the imagery lingers on). As the mother's egg will only accept one little sperm, the strongest, healthiest, fastest swimmer of the lot, I was wondering if Brian would have two children that looked like him until I remembered that it took Lindz three or four tries, and Mikey's little swimmer made it the first time.
Two baby Mikeys--Oh God!
Maria: cannibal fic masturbating signslave_o_spike on February 14th, 2007 03:29 pm (UTC)
The imagery does linger on, doesn't it?

And yeah, although the thought of everyone's DNA melding into one makes for a very funny story, it will ultimately be only ONE sperm per each egg.

And knowing their history (Mikey's fast swimmers), you're right - two Mikeys! Yech.

Although, you must remember, in this !verse, Mikey's dick is pathetic and small so...maybe Ben's swimmers will the fastest, or Brian's, with all the red meat he eats! LOL!
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Maria: cannibal fic copulating #2slave_o_spike on February 16th, 2007 03:26 am (UTC)
jillapet wants me to put this on the menu at my restaurant.

But I don't serve meatloaf...:(

My mind has so many cross wires, hubby says they should all be color-coded so they know where they're going.!

Thanks! *smooches*
My Flame Burns Bright: Emm Perkysuch_a_steph on February 16th, 2007 05:57 pm (UTC)
"So," Emmett said, "Jeopardy is on in 5 minutes."
You've got to love Emmett.

And you've got to laugh at Brian's pointless efforts at denial.

It was fun spending the evening catching up with all the Cannibal Gang. Thanks *hugs*
Maria: cannibal fic I love my challenged gay soslave_o_spike on February 21st, 2007 01:26 am (UTC)
Emmett's too much fun! And yeah, we are so onto Brian!

Glad I made your evening and thanks for all the fun fb!

*hugs you back*
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Maria: cannibal fic I love my spleenless gay soslave_o_spike on April 19th, 2007 04:14 am (UTC)
It's quite a warped series alright! LOL!

And you love me more after this?!?!?

Well okay then!!!

You might like my what if challenge fic - I should be posting it sometime tonight after I finish responding to all my fb.

If crack is Mysterious Marilyn, than this crack!fic is Jo. Seriously.

It's a spoof on the The Road Warrior and I think you might like it.

Thanks! I do plan on continuing this - I just need to get through Mirror first.
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Maria: cannibal fic I love my challenged gay soslave_o_spike on May 27th, 2007 07:58 pm (UTC)
Your welcome. I'm glad you loved so much. Thanks!!! *smooches you*
spaders_bitchspaders_bitch on September 12th, 2007 04:08 pm (UTC)
Will there be more of this? Or are you occupied enough with Karma and Justin's baby?
Maria: cannibal fic I love my spleenless gay soslave_o_spike on September 12th, 2007 09:34 pm (UTC)
LOL! I have this story outlined it's just that it's such that I have to keep it light and witty. Sometimes I get stuck with the humor. I do have the next chapter mapped out but I've been tweaking it and such. I got involved in the Through the Mirror fic and then summer came around and everything happened.

Don't worry, I will update. :)

And I love the username. Is that James Spader? I've been told I look like a female version. Well actually, I've been told I like 'a' version of him. LOL!
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rosy5000: Brian Smilerosy5000 on September 17th, 2007 05:30 pm (UTC)
Oh, Teddy, Teddy, Teddy... whatever will we do with you? lol He's either very brave or very stupid.

*giggles* Mel and Lindsay kidnapped Justin for Brian'd sperm.... then want to get rid of him ASAP because he eats too much. lol

Brian's idea scares me about how these kids end up turning out. *shudders*
Maria: cannibal fic I love my challenged gay soslave_o_spike on September 21st, 2007 04:59 am (UTC)
Well, we all know only one swimmer will be the one to get to the egg but yeah, that image Brian put out there was too much. *shudders*

Yep, they really are cwazy wesbians.

LOL! Thanks! And now you're at the end! I see you've read all the snippets too. You've been busy. :)
iamastarin2006 on July 6th, 2008 05:20 am (UTC)
Hi got hooked on this was wondering if there where going to be any more updates on it please ...Kaylin
Maria: cannibal fic I love my spleenless gay soslave_o_spike on July 16th, 2008 12:42 am (UTC)
Actually yes. There have been many, many snippets from this verse, but there will be a continuation.

I am writing chapters for everything right now.

I'm happiest when I'm writing and that's what I decided I would do, no matter what's going on around me. :)

Thank you!!!!
CoraCcoraaajt on August 6th, 2008 05:41 pm (UTC)
Your story is really brilliant! Can you do us a fever to finish it? Don't leave this bright one in a dead-end brick alley~~~Pleaaaaaaaase~~~
Maria: cannibal fic I love my challenged gay soslave_o_spike on September 12th, 2008 11:10 pm (UTC)
Re: BRAVO!!!
Hi. I know I haven't been around much but as I always say, I always respond to my feedback...eventually. :P

Anywho, THANK YOU. This was always my most favorite thing to write and when certain lj friends have birthdays, I put them in this verse. It wasn't meant to actually have an end because it was crack and each chapter almost stood on its own and everyone was usually glad just to have an update of the weirdness.

Funny story though. *snickers* I DO have an ending to this. I just haven't written it yet. My time is just so taken up right now with everything else.

I will make an effort to write more of this though (not too much of an effort though as it requires an extremely light hand. LOl!)

Thanks again. :)
Coll: embracecolleen2328 on September 5th, 2008 12:48 am (UTC)
Ain't no Sunshine when he's gone.
And ain't no food left where he's at. (Fuckin' teenagers...)

BJ are so sweeet.

Can't wait to see the demon spawn.
Maria: angst BJ Stormfrontslave_o_spike on September 13th, 2008 07:04 pm (UTC)
Re: Ain't no Sunshine when he's gone.
You'll hear about the demon spawn when I write the epilogue (which I will).

And yeah, I know the teens that live with me and the ones that I employ can eat like there's no tomorrow.

evieliddyevieliddy on June 4th, 2009 11:31 pm (UTC)
So, after reading Justin's Baby I started to make my way through some more of your fic and I have to tell you this is amazing! Crack!fic at its best. I was very unsure at the start because frankly the premise is just bizarre!! It so works though, you are a really fantastic writer with a great sense of humour that really shows through in your stories. I don't know if you are going to continue with this but regardless it's brilliant and I really enjoyed it. So...gushing over!!

Thanks, Evie.
Maria: cannibal Brian - Meat Procurerslave_o_spike on June 8th, 2009 12:01 am (UTC)
Thank you Evie! This story started as a big joke really. LOL! This is the kind of thing I can write, what can I say?

A friend of mine, in the Orlibean fandom, is writing a sci fi and she asked me to read her story and give her some help. I did. But there were times while reading that I thought, 'oh, him and the droid could do this...' and I had to step back because that's the kind of story I would write but not someone else.

I'm not really normal in case you've gotten that. LOL! :P

Anywho, there is a chapter 17 and chapter 18 to this. I keep coming back to it every now and then. Thanks again!
sjmpetssjmpets on January 10th, 2010 11:59 pm (UTC)
please tell me this isn't over and at sometime you plan to continue it. omg i loved it.
Maria: cannibal Brian - Meat Procurerslave_o_spike on January 11th, 2010 01:22 am (UTC)
And as I've said before, I know you found the last 2 chapters. Glad you're loving it so much! :)