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13 February 2007 @ 05:21 pm
Woo Hoo! My first flame!  
And how apropro too! The day before Valentines Day.

So I decided to start posting my fic over at Midnight Whispers. Why? Because they actually have a hit counter and I was curious as to how many people actually read my stories, even though they don't leave fb.

So I finally posted all 16 chapters over there and I've gotten 2 - yep - 2 whole reviews. But then the third came in and it was perfect.

The review is here.

I am a weirdo and should seek medical attention.

Well, isn't that what I've been telling all of you!

Actually I don't mind - I sort of expected it. I just wish the person had read past the first chapter (at least maybe to the second).

Now how to respond tactfully...
 
 
 
firehead30firehead30 on February 14th, 2007 03:38 am (UTC)
a tactful response
......in the words of the diplomatic......Thank you so much for taking the time to respond to my story. What touches me the most is your concern for not only my mental health, but my peer group social standing. Due to your kind and thoughtful feedback I have contacted the appropriate professionals, other really fucked up friends who will laugh and point at you, and will seek a timely therapeutic regimen which, if I understand correctly, will include but not be limited to: psychotropic medications, to quell the urge to kill stupid fucks with no sense of humour; group therapy in a positive peer culture, hanging out with like minded sick porn loving freaks in order to gain a better understanding of thinking errors; self esteem and creative exercises, writing more sick crack!fic in order so that more sick fucks will pass the crack!pipe along......all in all your response to my fic has been the impetus for personal change in my writing and more importantly my life.......now go grow a fucking sense of humour, read the warnings, and try and grow a pair of balls and not post anonymously.

Maria: Clapping Tiggerslave_o_spike on February 14th, 2007 03:46 am (UTC)
Re: a tactful response
LMAO! I love it!

You're right! I so see the light now!! I'm calling the Seattle Mental Health Facilities right now!

Oooh, ooh, come with me! Look - we get psychotropic drugs. And it'll be legal for us to have them!

Actually, they sort of posted their name - if it is their name. LOL!
firehead30firehead30 on February 14th, 2007 03:53 am (UTC)
Re: a tactful response
*takes a DEEP hit on the crack!fic pipe and in my best Cheech and Chong voice*

Drugs...did you say drugs man...ohhh cool legal psychotropic drugs man....ohhhhh I could seriously mess with the Seattle Menalt Halth Facilities type people man..........*smoke billows out of my Passat as we roll up to the mental health place*
Maria: Happy Tree Friends bird poking eyeslave_o_spike on February 14th, 2007 06:15 am (UTC)
Re: a tactful response
*puts fire out in back seat of Passat where I left the roach*

*takes another hit off crack pipe and passes on*

*takes out imaginary cock and pisses on bush*

*enters Seattle Menalt Halth Facility stumbling over own legs*

firehead30: that's deepfirehead30 on February 14th, 2007 06:18 am (UTC)
Re: a tactful response
ROFLMFAO

WE NEED COCKS WE NEED COCKS...omg we need cocks so we can piss with them.

I can't stop giggling....we might need the thurupy.
Maria: Frodo doesn't live here anymoreslave_o_spike on February 14th, 2007 06:23 am (UTC)
Re: a tactful response
Yes, we so need cocks...but more importantly, a prostate.

I want one of those too.

(Sounds like fun and after 5 kids, I can't find my fucking g-spot!)