Okay, this cat's name is Mr. Blik and according to Griffon - he's a loud mouth braggart.
Whatever, all I know is that he doesn't neccessarily look like a penis (although he is rather phallic looking just not as bad as Waffle and he does have those ears), he is still a gem all his own.
If you crank his tail, his tongue sticks out and his eyes bug out.
If you crank the tail really fast, the tongue thing is pretty lewd.
But at least he is definitely more cat-like!!