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21 February 2007 @ 09:43 am
Chainsaw carving and the one-word meme...  
Okay, so first, here's the meme I gakked from critic75 and firehead30.

Please leave a one-word comment that you think best describes me.

It can only be one word. No more.

Then copy & paste this in your journal so that I may leave a word about you.

Okay, next, regarding chainsaw carving - a conversation with my husband:

Joe: I don't know Maria. Chainsaw carving...well...I just don't know...

me: What's not to know. It'll be fun. I want to do it.

Joe: They're dangerous and besides...you'll just make some fucked up monster-creature-alien thing with teeth and claws...

me: No, no, no. I want to make a bear.

Joe: A bear?

me: Yeah, a bear.

Joe: A mutated bear, right?

me: No, just a bear. You know, a cute one smiling and waving 'hi.' You know, a realistic bear.

Joe: You're going to do what you want, but shit...chainsaws! Can't I just buy you the bear totem?

me: But it's more fun to create it. What could happen? They're small chainsaws.

Joe: They can still lop off a hand or a foot.

me: ...
...How about cake decorating?

Joe: Will it be a mutated cake?

I guess Joe just might buy me that bear totem afterall. :P

Still, it would've been fun....
Hating you makes me all warm inside.: b/j s 2 unconventionalhappier_bunny on February 21st, 2007 06:01 pm (UTC)

and i totally love that about you!

also, did i miss a chapter of cannibal fic?
Maria: B/J ILUslave_o_spike on February 21st, 2007 07:38 pm (UTC)
I like twisted - you'd have to be to want to play around with chainsaws just to get a smiling bear!

And nope, I know you read the last chapter, where Justin got kidnapped. The next chapter is kicking my ass right now - I was thinking of writing a stupid little snippet of Ben (like I did of Ted) in the cannibal!verse just to get the juices flowing.
His Minniemaxmygothangel on February 21st, 2007 06:16 pm (UTC)

Maria: B/J cha cha chaslave_o_spike on February 21st, 2007 07:39 pm (UTC)
Versatile - ooh I like that one! :)
firehead30firehead30 on February 21st, 2007 06:52 pm (UTC)
Do bears poo in the woods
First Word : unique

Second...um Darlin I have a step brother (who is a complete jerk) who does the chain saw art stuff. It is messy.

Take up cake decorating....let it be twisted. Make monsters or penis swirls or whatever. shadownyc and I will help you eat it, crumbs and all. YAY cake.
Maria: My Fandom has chainsawsslave_o_spike on February 21st, 2007 07:41 pm (UTC)
Re: Do bears poo in the woods
I'm going to decorate a cake of what my imaginary cock would look like.

Then you, me and Carolyn can eat it! *licks lips*

And yeah, no one at home wants me to do the chainsaw carving thing! :D
Create Your Reality: perv yay!court1429 on February 22nd, 2007 12:42 am (UTC)
Re: Do bears poo in the woods

I'm going to decorate a cake of what my imaginary cock would look like.

seanmegansean found this LJ entry somehow. I think it would be a wonderful cake decorating class final project entry. Don't you? :)
Maria: Justin 101 - dickslave_o_spike on February 22nd, 2007 01:37 am (UTC)
Re: Do bears poo in the woods
LOL! That thing is ah-fucking-mazing!

Oh God! (Can you imagine what it would look like if it had been carved with a chainsaw though?)

Hey - speaking of inspired - I could so take the chainsaw class and carve a 6 foot cock!

You think they would put it on the side of the road though?

*scratches head*
Create Your Reality: serious woodcourt1429 on February 22nd, 2007 02:46 am (UTC)
Re: Do bears poo in the woods
Hey - speaking of inspired - I could so take the chainsaw class and carve a 6 foot cock!

You think they would put it on the side of the road though?

Well, I for one would be more than happy to stand next to it and have my picture taken. Rubbing on it for good luck... I mean really, what would you drive out of your way to see? A giant wood cock or a giant ball of twine? lol

Oh! Maybe you could turn it into a blarney cock and people could come kiss it and get their pictures taken? YOu could spawn a whole little side business with keychains, paperweights, dildos, dick flashlights, omg, this will make you a millionaire. Or arrested...

Create Your Reality: enjoy cockcourt1429 on February 22nd, 2007 02:49 am (UTC)
Re: Do bears poo in the woods
Oh my, I just now had a vision of an adult merry-go-round and instead of nice little horsies, there could be dicks! *is vaguely ashamed*
Maria: Justin 101 - dickslave_o_spike on February 22nd, 2007 03:35 pm (UTC)
Re: Do bears poo in the woods
Seriously - I love both your icons here! LOL!

And don't be ashamed - you're talking to me - cannibal lady - nothing shocks me!

Although, that merry-go-round is kinda freaky. :)

I could so do the 6 foot cock and it could be listed as one of those tourist stop landmark things (like the big ball of twine).

The only thing we have in our town are the falls, this big log and the diner where Twin Peaks was filmed.

This town really needs the cock.
Alexander: whateverashmedai on February 21st, 2007 07:02 pm (UTC)
Sensational, you are!

(a cute one smiling and waving 'hi.' You know, a realistic bear.
Maria: Gale Misunderstood Cannibalslave_o_spike on February 21st, 2007 07:43 pm (UTC)
Well, the bears are awfully friendly around here...

Yeah, okay, well not that friendly!

Sensational! Woohoo!
callie: beauty of balancecallie89 on February 21st, 2007 08:07 pm (UTC)
My one word description of you is ..................clever!!

Personally................I want your brain!!

Maria: Happy Tree Friends bird poking eyeslave_o_spike on February 21st, 2007 11:53 pm (UTC)
Hee! I guess I could loan my brain out to you for a little bit.

Let's see...if I just slit the connection to the brain stem then we should be good to...

Lisa: Brian full smilebrianswalk on February 21st, 2007 08:26 pm (UTC)

I give you chainsaw carving as a perfect example.
Maria: My Fandom has chainsawsslave_o_spike on February 21st, 2007 11:54 pm (UTC)
You and Joe and so right on this one (unconventional that is.)

But come on - chainsaw carving would be so much fun!!! :P
singlewoman: snickersinglewoman on February 21st, 2007 09:30 pm (UTC)

And I love you for it. I mean, Sweeny Todd meets QAF? Insanity, briliiant though it may be, is the only explanation.

Maria: Frodo doesn't live here anymoreslave_o_spike on February 21st, 2007 11:55 pm (UTC)
I won't change - insanity is forever doncha know?!?!

*skips off to talk to the walls*
critic75critic75 on February 21st, 2007 10:32 pm (UTC)

Or maybe, multi-talented.

Seriously though, chainsaw carving would give you unbecoming muscles in your arms, and possibly a few less fingers to go along with it, although, it was a really smart way to get your husband to be very enthusiastic about your learning to decorate a cake, even a cake in the shape of Freddie the slasher.
Maria: Hudson Game Over Manslave_o_spike on February 22nd, 2007 12:03 am (UTC)
Oooh! Two words!


I already have some of those unbecoming muscles though. :( However, I think I managed to get him excited about getting me a bear totem (and yes, it's smiling and waving 'hi.')

Seriously, I could so do a cake worthy of HR Giger!
Chaos..panic..disorder...my work here is done.: Cannibal iconjillapet on February 22nd, 2007 12:25 am (UTC)
There is a guy in Ark City, just north of us, that does that-they are cool!

My word is:

Maria: Listening to Satanic musicslave_o_spike on February 22nd, 2007 01:34 am (UTC)
Hysterical is cool!

And yeah, I love the work this guy does! Like I said before, I see his cabin on the way to the kid's school and the restaurant everyday and I just want to do it so bad!
Thistle: justin amused by paddiesthistle90 on February 22nd, 2007 12:47 am (UTC)

Between the cannibal fic and your desire to play with tools that maim I'm gonna go with


'Insane' was my first choice, but I decided it wasn't specific enough.

Maria: My Fandom has chainsawsslave_o_spike on February 22nd, 2007 01:33 am (UTC)
Ah, also, 'insane' has already been taken! LOL!

Seriously though, the guy has this cabin that I pass on my way to dropping the kids off to school or driving to the restaurant everyday and I just keep thinking, 'that would be so cool!'

fluffys_girlfluffys_girl on February 22nd, 2007 02:09 am (UTC)

That is the word to my dearest mother. And no, mom, we will not let you anywhere near a chainsaw for fear of our lives. As the others have said you are insane, I must agree with them . . . even if I inherit that same insanity from you. : ) Dad will get your bear for you, okay? Now, drop your hopes of going haywire with the tools, I can see right through your innocent lies! (speaks overdramatically) And I am sure Alex will bake you a cake with her creative cooking frenzy stage she is in right now.
Maria: Bad Mommyslave_o_spike on February 22nd, 2007 02:15 am (UTC)
Yes, but will it be a bear cake?

And what? Okay, okay. So you can see through my little charade. I'm sure dad will buy the bear.

But still - it would be neat to do some of the stuff the guy does.

And yep - insanity runs in the family so BEWARE....

Remember Grandma?
fluffys_girl: Rin purplefluffys_girl on February 22nd, 2007 02:20 am (UTC)
Grandma? Let's not mention her. . . .