Maria (slave_o_spike) wrote,

Chainsaw carving and the one-word meme...

Okay, so first, here's the meme I gakked from critic75 and firehead30.

Please leave a one-word comment that you think best describes me.

It can only be one word. No more.

Then copy & paste this in your journal so that I may leave a word about you.

Okay, next, regarding chainsaw carving - a conversation with my husband:

Joe: I don't know Maria. Chainsaw carving...well...I just don't know...

me: What's not to know. It'll be fun. I want to do it.

Joe: They're dangerous and'll just make some fucked up monster-creature-alien thing with teeth and claws...

me: No, no, no. I want to make a bear.

Joe: A bear?

me: Yeah, a bear.

Joe: A mutated bear, right?

me: No, just a bear. You know, a cute one smiling and waving 'hi.' You know, a realistic bear.

Joe: You're going to do what you want, but shit...chainsaws! Can't I just buy you the bear totem?

me: But it's more fun to create it. What could happen? They're small chainsaws.

Joe: They can still lop off a hand or a foot.

me: ...
...How about cake decorating?

Joe: Will it be a mutated cake?

I guess Joe just might buy me that bear totem afterall. :P

Still, it would've been fun....
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