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10 May 2007 @ 09:02 pm
QaF Drabbles AND What's Next  
Hey everyone!

So, it feels so weird to be done with my WIP which is NOT a WIP anymore!


Anyway, if you didn't catch it, the last chapter and epilogue of Through a Mirror Darkly was posted a few nights ago. You can read it here.

Also, I posted 4 drabbles over at qaf_drabbles last week for the "dialog only" challenge. For those of you who don't belong to the comm, you should join. But here they are anyway:

Title: On things that go bump in the night
Warnings: Ted being Ted

"Ted! Wake up! Get off Justin!"

"What? Where am I? I must've been sleepwalking!"

"Sleepwalking?! You were fondling me. That's not sleepwalking, that's sleep-groping. I feel so violated."

"Fucking hell Teddy! When I said you could spend the night here at the loft while they're fumigating your apartment, I didn't know you were a sleep-groper."

"I'll just go back to my couch."

"I don't know if I can go back to sleep knowing Ted's affliction, Brian."

"I'll get you back to sleep Sunshine."

"Great! Can you keep it down? Us sleep-gropers need to get a full eight hours of sleep."

Title: On pulling the plug
Warnings: none

"I can't believe you almost pulled the plug."

"Can you please drop it?"

"But what were you thinking?"

"I was thinking about what was best for you."

"But you almost pulled the plug."

"Theodore! You were smelling the whole place up! People were complaining."

"I'm sorry my personal deep fryer was so offensive to everyone but I had six corndogs frying in there."

"You shouldn't be eating that disgusting shit anyway and I told you not to bring it to the office."

"Thank God I was there to stop you. You're ruthless Kinney."

"It would have been a mercy killing."

Title: More on things that go bump in the night
Warnings: More Ted being Ted

"Theodore! What the fuck is it now?"

"I can't sleep on the couch. I think I dislocated my shoulder in my sleep."

"So now you're a sleep-dislocater?"

"I think I read about that once in a medical journal."

"That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard and you are the most pathetic person I have ever had to share the loft with."

"Can't I just squeeze in here next to Justin? Look, he's asleep. He'll never know."

"Squeeze in and I'll dislocate the other shoulder. Back to the couch. Tomorrow you're spending the night with Mikey and the Professor."

Title: On Bonding
Warnings: Childish behavior (you know - men acting like men)

"Hey Brian! Hey Justin!"

"Hey Mikey."

"I got those tickets to that concert we talked about, Justin. I got you two tickets because of that fat ass of yours."

"Well I hope you got earplugs for the people sitting around you so they don't have to listen to your whiny shit."

"Yeah, well I got a periscope for the guy behind you so he could see over your large head."

"Well I hope they allow pets so I know what to do when they ask me what's with the monkey."

"It's so nice to see you two boys finally bonding."

So, I was thinking about my next WIP, after of course, I write another chapter for my cannibal crack!fic...Oh and the Sex Toy Revolt: Toy Story 3...or that Justin gets abducted by an alien crack!fic.

So yeah, I was thinking of something kind of dark and gritty, yet still funny. And I was thinking of bringing Joe into it. If you read my Mirror fic, then you know who Joe is.

*points to icon I have to figure out how to add words to*

I was pondering him being partners with Ted in the gay male porn movie industry. And Ben would be the hired thug that protects Joe, Ben of course being opposed to violence which frustrates Joe to no end. ;P

And one of the stars of Ted and Joe's industry could be this sweet blond kid with a nice bubble butt who happens to catch the eye of one ad exec...

Need I go into detail?

Or I could do a murder mystery/suspense thriller that revolves around a select group of people. You may know them...

I'm of two minds on this one.

What do you think?

Tell me anything. I'll listen. :P
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Rena: Bad Hairelyxer on May 11th, 2007 04:58 am (UTC)
Okay, I saw the mention of Joe needing a body gaurd, porno industry, bubble-butted blond...I'm thinking...Mob/Mafia type dark and dirty. Then I see murder mystery/suspense thriller and my hair shot up again...see, see the hair! Then my mind starts playing tricks on me and I get just a tiny bit scared thinking...OMG what if she combined the ideas into one story...I'd be bald before it ended!

Actually, I'd love anything you decided to write. I will ask that you keep my hair in mind when making your final decision...ROFL. I think I'm just gonna put your name on this icon...something like...My slave_o_spike Hair or slave_o_spike did this to me...ROFL. I look forward to seeing what you come up with.
*begins to use extra conditioner to get prepared for the new ride*
Maria: Buffy Angel was this big...slave_o_spike on May 11th, 2007 09:35 pm (UTC)
LOL! My own bad hair cat icon. Love it!

I can't combine the two ideas as one involves Justin at 17 with his mom and his sister in their new stepfather's home and the other is the porn industry one where Justin is 18 (um...19).

They're two very different ideas, and the stepfather in the murder mystery one would be based on Bill Murray type.

There ya go! And I will only do ONE WIP at a time. *nods head emphatically*

*hugs you back*

*combs hair*
mickxfanmickxfan on May 11th, 2007 05:09 am (UTC)
haha! I always knew Ted had a thing for Justin. And Mikey!! pfshhh! He's such a childish moron that I love him! xD

Ohh.. definitely Joe and Ben! It'll be interesting to see them squabble, though Brian getting riled up over Joe's antics is really appealing too.

Plotwise, a thriller has always been one of my other fetishes, especially when I go looking for interesting stories to binge over. Maybe you can add something supernatural inside it too, like Mirror? (God, I am so in love with that story.)

It'll be cool if Crackfic!Cannibal is continued too, cos I'm dying to read about how Ethan's going to survive in that little cell of his and when Justin's going to get his memories back. btw, the brick with the note about Brian's sperm made me spill soda all over the keyboard. I personally hold the brick responsible for that.

Whatever it is you're planning, can't wait to read it!! =)
Maria: cannibal fic I love my spleenless gay soslave_o_spike on May 11th, 2007 09:39 pm (UTC)
I like to portray Mikey is so many different ways. ;P

And Ted - oh yeah - the sooper sekrit luv, doncha know. ;)

Joe and Ben! Can you imagine?! And I love a good thriller too. This one won't have a supernatural twist, but it'll be kinda creepy.

I love hearing people they're in love with something I wrote - makes it all worth it. :)

The brick? The one at the beginning where they ask for his sperm or the brick where they tell Brian about the ransom? Or both. :P

And yes, the next scene will involve Ethan yet again. There will be several plot twists coming. I put this story on hold until I was done with Mirror but I would like to go back to it. Thanks!
(no subject) - mickxfan on May 12th, 2007 02:34 am (UTC) (Expand)
critic75critic75 on May 11th, 2007 05:57 am (UTC)
Oh yes, Joe , with his extensive vocabulary and 12 inch dick, is a character too perfect to be laid aside, and the porn industry would be an easy niche to place him in. Ted could fit in anywhere for comic relief. Justin's bubble butt and Brian's lust and leadership would also fit him into any genre.
Just put the choices in a hat, toss them in the air, and try to catch one before it hits the floor. You will do well with any of them
Of course, if I was helping, I'd put in lots of ringers for the Cannibal iverse.
Maria: Brian and Tedslave_o_spike on May 11th, 2007 09:43 pm (UTC)
Ah! Picture posting woman! I love seeing your posts and your captions. If I did something like that - I would be too snarky. Your are just right. :)

Joe is a real candidate for the next story I'm thinking. I didn't give enough of him in the last fic. And can you imagine him and Ted as partners? I'm not sure if I should leave him het or make him bi (wanting to fuck just about anything - he's an equal opportunity fucker).

And you know I'm going to continue the further adventures of my cannibal tales. I just needed to work on the Mirror WIP but oh yeah, we're so going back there! I have BIG plans for all my hillbilly clan. *laughs evilly*
adelais_liliadelais_lili on May 11th, 2007 06:42 am (UTC)
Hun, the dabbles are fantastic. I was laughing all over the place. Ted, what can I say, he is pathetic, we all know it and we love him for that. And Justin's and Mike's bonding, that's hilarious. I can really picture them in this situations. :)))) ROTF

And about the new ideas for WIP. They are awesome. I already can't wait to read them. So that's why I hope you write them. I know that they'll be great. You really know how to put words together. So if you ask me go ahead and write cause I know I'll be happy to read them.

And again thanks for posting the drabbles here. You made my day. Hugs.

Maria: Brian and Tedslave_o_spike on May 11th, 2007 09:47 pm (UTC)
Yeah, Ted, is well, Ted. *pets poor Ted*

Thank you. :D

And I'll write one of these - I don't like to write 2 at a time so I'll have to pick one.

*hugs you back tight*

Alix Strangeagneson9 on May 11th, 2007 08:34 am (UTC)
i ♥ joe
Alix Strangeagneson9 on May 11th, 2007 08:44 am (UTC)
forgot. in high school my bff at the time was in love with buscemi.
(no subject) - slave_o_spike on May 11th, 2007 09:48 pm (UTC) (Expand)
sonofabiscuit77: BJ amused 309sonofabiscuit77 on May 11th, 2007 10:45 am (UTC)
Oh God, those were soooo brilliant. I personally don't usually like drabbles (What? They're just too damn short) but dialogue only is genuis as noone writes amusing QAF dialogue like you! Loved Ted the Sleep-groper, but I think Ted and his deep fat fryer in the office was definitely my favourite - it had me laughing out loud, like properly, not just the LOL.

As for all your ideas - genius. Though I would love to see another chapter of Cannibal Fic (is Ethan ever going to be set free from his pen or will they be eating Ethan flavoured sausage anytime soon????) I am sooo into the Ted and Joe as porn-website partners with Ben as the non-violent Zen bodyguard (that has so much potential) as I just adore the way you write Ted. I once flirted with the idea of a sort of Agatha Christie locked-room murder mystery type thing - like that And Then There Were None - just think of all the amusing ways you could kill off the cast...

Anyway, anything you write I'll read and love.
Maria: cannibal fic masturbating signslave_o_spike on May 11th, 2007 10:03 pm (UTC)
LOL! I don't usually write drabbles either but the dialogue only challenge just spoke to me and we can write them about whomever so Ted entered the picture. :) And the corn dogs? I just had the picture in my head of Kinnetik and corn dogs frying in the background and Brian coming into the lunchroom and pulling the plug.

I loved And then there were none!!!! It was perfect! But this would revolve around a large mansion and the man who owns it, a Bill Murray clone, and it's just so out there. ;P

Zen Ben would be back. Who woould hire a thug who didn't like violence?

And of course Cannibal!fic is coming back. And actually, the next chapter will be an Ethan/Brian interaction. I have several plot lines for that story. So stay tuned!
Doriantdorian on May 11th, 2007 11:35 am (UTC)
Oh my God !!! It's so difficult to choose !! I mean anything that involves Joe would be perfect for me because I just LOVE this character.And him being partner with Ted, i'm sure it will be hilarious.And now you have me with watering mouth about a murder thriller fic because i love reading these !!!!! Ahhhh...I WANT EVREYTHING ! I'm sure i'm a big help here...lol Aida
Maria: B/J cha cha chaslave_o_spike on May 12th, 2007 02:15 am (UTC)
I'll probably write both eventually, but ONE AT A TIME ONLY! That way I can concentrate on one WIP at a time. I just don't get writers who start like a million stories and then update them once a month. You can't devote all your time to the one fic.

And this helped...it showed that both ideas are plausible. LOL!
mdlawmdlaw on May 11th, 2007 11:56 am (UTC)
I'm thinking murder/suspense. m
Maria: BJ Guh Showerslave_o_spike on May 12th, 2007 02:16 am (UTC)
It would be uber-creepy but I'm thinking it would be fun also. :)
(no subject) - mdlaw on May 12th, 2007 02:35 am (UTC) (Expand)
show_by_letters: b/j - kissshow_by_letters on May 11th, 2007 01:11 pm (UTC)
Bringing back Joe would be great, and I’m sure I’ll love it, but a murder mystery/suspense thriller that revolves around a select group of people just makes me want to start reading right now. I’m really glad you’ve decided to start another fic so soon, the more (from you) the better.
Maria: BJ copulatingslave_o_spike on May 12th, 2007 02:17 am (UTC)
*hugs you too*


The thing is it wouldn't start off as a murder mystery but it would happen later.

I might just go with the porn one first. :)
daphne121daphne121 on May 11th, 2007 02:47 pm (UTC)
I can't wait to read your Toy Story 3!
Maria: Listening to Satanic musicslave_o_spike on May 12th, 2007 02:18 am (UTC)
LOL! I might have to save this one for last so if they commit me, I'll have finished everything else. ;P
Bluemchenkaffee: 308 j flirtybluemchenkaffee on May 11th, 2007 04:08 pm (UTC)
Mmh- that's not easy to decide.I think I'd prefer this murder mystery/suspense thriller that revolves around a select group of people but the other one sounds good ,too. Maybe you could write both? ;)

I loved your drabbles especially More on things that go bump in the night

Maria: BJ cuddleslave_o_spike on May 12th, 2007 02:21 am (UTC)
Thanks! Writing Ted is so much fun.

I probably will do both but only one at a time. I like to devote my whole time on one WIP. (I can do little snippets here and there, but not TWO involved stories).
singlewoman: B/J kiss by paddiessinglewoman on May 11th, 2007 05:06 pm (UTC)
We must have more cannibal!fic. And General Dildo is awaiting his, er, marching orders!

But Joe in the porn industry? That MUST be written. I can just hear some of the things Ben ould say to Joe such as "As Gandhi said..." or "If we have learned anything from the teachings of Buddha..." Yep, those would just drive Joe crazy. And with his 12 inch cock he is a natural.

I love thrillers as well, a good murder mystery is always fun.

So, write all of the above! You know you want to and we want you to. I mean, who cares about family, job, RL? There are stories out there demanding to be written. :))) OK, don't tell me to shut up too loudly, I am only writing what everyone else is thinking. You know we'll love whatever you send our way.

Maria: Frodo doesn't live here anymoreslave_o_spike on May 12th, 2007 02:29 am (UTC)
Yes, Ben would drive Joe INSANE! But Joe'll always be right there with the comebacks. And Joe wouldn't be IN the movies. LOL!

And yes, I already have the next chap of Cannibal!Fic typed, I just need to majorly fix it. General Dildo will come...er...cum. *winces*

I'm thinking everything too. :)

I'm glad you have such confidence in me. But after I write Toy Story 3, I'm thinking you guys are going to have me sharing a room with Kip. ;P
A fanjustinlovesart on May 11th, 2007 05:55 pm (UTC)
You big, big tease: Ted, Ben, Joe AND porn!Justin in the same fiction? I might have had a minor orgasm already ;)
Maria: Joeslave_o_spike on May 12th, 2007 02:30 am (UTC)

It has begun!!!!


I'm going with the porn story first.
Hating you makes me all warm inside.: justin flirtyhappier_bunny on May 11th, 2007 08:11 pm (UTC)


:D Now that I've finished Kleenex!fic - the Vacation, I can read your through a mirror darkly.
Maria: cannibal fic I love my spleenless gay soslave_o_spike on May 12th, 2007 02:35 am (UTC)
Okay, okay, you have spoken and I've heard you. I have the next chapter typed out, just not fixed.

More of 'The Cannibal Tales' coming - hmmm...maybe I should write these in verse?

And I have a list fo fics I need to read and I just saw Kleenex fic come out.

Can't wait for you to read Mirror. *bounces*
Lisabrianswalk on May 12th, 2007 01:02 am (UTC)
I was pondering him being partners with Ted in the gay male porn movie industry. And Ben would be the hired thug that protects Joe, Ben of course being opposed to violence which frustrates Joe to no end. ;P

OMG, YES, YES, YES!!! I would read this even if Brian and Justin weren't in it. But since I'm probably the only one that would, you can squeeze in some B/J lovin'. You have to keep Joe straight. I can picture him asking Ted to explain what the actors were doing. And for some reason I want to see a face off between Joe and Melanie.

Or I could do a murder mystery/suspense thriller that revolves around a select group of people.

Oooh, I like this idea, too. I'm assuming this one isn't crack!fic. I would have a hard time dealing with the heinous death of some characters. You wouldn't be allowed to kill Brian or Justin (duh!) or Ted, Emmett, Debbie, Vic, Jennifer, or Melanie. Every one else is fair game. :) What the hell, we can lose Mel if necessary.

Personally, I would take on the porn industry first. It seems like it would be a bit lighter than murder and mayhem. I need a break after Through a Mirror Darkly.

Maria: Joeslave_o_spike on May 12th, 2007 02:39 am (UTC)
Well, I'll be putting in the BJ lovin. (And possibly a quick scene of yikes, *swallow* Ted/Justin).

I'm not sure if Joe would ask what the actors were doing but more of comenting on WHAT they were doing. And oh yeah, him and Mel. I would so go there, esp when he keeps hitting on Linds. :)

No - the major characters wouldn't be killed off (just like in cannibal!fic) but it would be uber creepy - not crack!fic.

And yes, I'm thinking of the porny one first too. No monsters, no death scenes, just Tarantino-esque fun.