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10 May 2007 @ 09:02 pm
QaF Drabbles AND What's Next  
Hey everyone!

So, it feels so weird to be done with my WIP which is NOT a WIP anymore!


Anyway, if you didn't catch it, the last chapter and epilogue of Through a Mirror Darkly was posted a few nights ago. You can read it here.

Also, I posted 4 drabbles over at qaf_drabbles last week for the "dialog only" challenge. For those of you who don't belong to the comm, you should join. But here they are anyway:

Title: On things that go bump in the night
Warnings: Ted being Ted

"Ted! Wake up! Get off Justin!"

"What? Where am I? I must've been sleepwalking!"

"Sleepwalking?! You were fondling me. That's not sleepwalking, that's sleep-groping. I feel so violated."

"Fucking hell Teddy! When I said you could spend the night here at the loft while they're fumigating your apartment, I didn't know you were a sleep-groper."

"I'll just go back to my couch."

"I don't know if I can go back to sleep knowing Ted's affliction, Brian."

"I'll get you back to sleep Sunshine."

"Great! Can you keep it down? Us sleep-gropers need to get a full eight hours of sleep."

Title: On pulling the plug
Warnings: none

"I can't believe you almost pulled the plug."

"Can you please drop it?"

"But what were you thinking?"

"I was thinking about what was best for you."

"But you almost pulled the plug."

"Theodore! You were smelling the whole place up! People were complaining."

"I'm sorry my personal deep fryer was so offensive to everyone but I had six corndogs frying in there."

"You shouldn't be eating that disgusting shit anyway and I told you not to bring it to the office."

"Thank God I was there to stop you. You're ruthless Kinney."

"It would have been a mercy killing."

Title: More on things that go bump in the night
Warnings: More Ted being Ted

"Theodore! What the fuck is it now?"

"I can't sleep on the couch. I think I dislocated my shoulder in my sleep."

"So now you're a sleep-dislocater?"

"I think I read about that once in a medical journal."

"That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard and you are the most pathetic person I have ever had to share the loft with."

"Can't I just squeeze in here next to Justin? Look, he's asleep. He'll never know."

"Squeeze in and I'll dislocate the other shoulder. Back to the couch. Tomorrow you're spending the night with Mikey and the Professor."

Title: On Bonding
Warnings: Childish behavior (you know - men acting like men)

"Hey Brian! Hey Justin!"

"Hey Mikey."

"I got those tickets to that concert we talked about, Justin. I got you two tickets because of that fat ass of yours."

"Well I hope you got earplugs for the people sitting around you so they don't have to listen to your whiny shit."

"Yeah, well I got a periscope for the guy behind you so he could see over your large head."

"Well I hope they allow pets so I know what to do when they ask me what's with the monkey."

"It's so nice to see you two boys finally bonding."

So, I was thinking about my next WIP, after of course, I write another chapter for my cannibal crack!fic...Oh and the Sex Toy Revolt: Toy Story 3...or that Justin gets abducted by an alien crack!fic.

So yeah, I was thinking of something kind of dark and gritty, yet still funny. And I was thinking of bringing Joe into it. If you read my Mirror fic, then you know who Joe is.

*points to icon I have to figure out how to add words to*

I was pondering him being partners with Ted in the gay male porn movie industry. And Ben would be the hired thug that protects Joe, Ben of course being opposed to violence which frustrates Joe to no end. ;P

And one of the stars of Ted and Joe's industry could be this sweet blond kid with a nice bubble butt who happens to catch the eye of one ad exec...

Need I go into detail?

Or I could do a murder mystery/suspense thriller that revolves around a select group of people. You may know them...

I'm of two minds on this one.

What do you think?

Tell me anything. I'll listen. :P
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sonofabiscuit77: BJ amused 309sonofabiscuit77 on May 11th, 2007 10:45 am (UTC)
Oh God, those were soooo brilliant. I personally don't usually like drabbles (What? They're just too damn short) but dialogue only is genuis as noone writes amusing QAF dialogue like you! Loved Ted the Sleep-groper, but I think Ted and his deep fat fryer in the office was definitely my favourite - it had me laughing out loud, like properly, not just the LOL.

As for all your ideas - genius. Though I would love to see another chapter of Cannibal Fic (is Ethan ever going to be set free from his pen or will they be eating Ethan flavoured sausage anytime soon????) I am sooo into the Ted and Joe as porn-website partners with Ben as the non-violent Zen bodyguard (that has so much potential) as I just adore the way you write Ted. I once flirted with the idea of a sort of Agatha Christie locked-room murder mystery type thing - like that And Then There Were None - just think of all the amusing ways you could kill off the cast...

Anyway, anything you write I'll read and love.
Maria: cannibal fic masturbating signslave_o_spike on May 11th, 2007 10:03 pm (UTC)
LOL! I don't usually write drabbles either but the dialogue only challenge just spoke to me and we can write them about whomever so Ted entered the picture. :) And the corn dogs? I just had the picture in my head of Kinnetik and corn dogs frying in the background and Brian coming into the lunchroom and pulling the plug.

I loved And then there were none!!!! It was perfect! But this would revolve around a large mansion and the man who owns it, a Bill Murray clone, and it's just so out there. ;P

Zen Ben would be back. Who woould hire a thug who didn't like violence?

And of course Cannibal!fic is coming back. And actually, the next chapter will be an Ethan/Brian interaction. I have several plot lines for that story. So stay tuned!