He's even decked out like Carmen Miranda to do a little dance for you. :)
He's also here to say that being over the hill is not such a bad thing. Sure, everything's down hill from this point on, that's why they call it 'over the hill.'
I say that you shouldn't listen to Waffle (about the over the hill part), cuz you know, he's a dick.
Happy Birthday gal! Have a good day, take it easy, and I hope all your birthday wishes come true today! :D:D