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18 June 2007 @ 06:25 pm
*hits head on desk*  
I have decided to write an original story, a horror story, based on TEENAGE GIRLS.

Not as vampires, monsters, witches or any such thing. Not with special powers or any mystical mumbo jumbo.




Which is a horror story all on its own...

*goes to slit wrists*
Current Mood: angryangry
Janet Lynn: alan bitches please by so_severusstrickens_girl on June 19th, 2007 02:13 am (UTC)
Having two teenage daughters, I think the idea is BRILLIANT!! Keep me updated. *g*

Maria: Bad Mommyslave_o_spike on June 19th, 2007 05:08 am (UTC)
I have two teenage daughters and one teeanged sister in law all living under the same roof and I think I broke a blood vessel today at their drama.

*hugs you tight oh traumatized one*
mdlawmdlaw on June 19th, 2007 03:16 am (UTC)
I teach teenage girls; they don't need special powers to be horrors. However, I rarely read nonfiction.. I like my reading to be an escape, not a reminder. m :)
Maria: Jack I don't get itslave_o_spike on June 19th, 2007 05:09 am (UTC)
So they can be taught?

I don't believe it.

I agree - I like my fiction to be escapist so I will continue with the BJ luvin.

I just needed to vent. :)
singlewomansinglewoman on June 19th, 2007 04:12 am (UTC)
Teenage girls! *SHUDDER* Even worse than teenage boys. Unless you have a teen boy in love with a teen girl.

I don't know if we are ready for this! :)))
Maria: Orlando Bloom PoTC AWEslave_o_spike on June 19th, 2007 05:10 am (UTC)
I'm just not. I want to hide. I want to hide in the world that is BJ fanfic and where 17 year old boys have sex with 30 year old men.

I mean, he he he, 29. :P
midnight: brian/justin partners forever in loveinkingwords on June 19th, 2007 04:14 am (UTC)
You're not giving up Brian/Justin, are you?
Maria: BJ cuddleslave_o_spike on June 19th, 2007 05:11 am (UTC)
Heavens no! No No No No!

I was just venting...and kidding.

I do that. :P

*points to icon*

Still love them!!!!
Chaos..panic..disorder...my work here is done.: Chance's Mommajillapet on June 19th, 2007 04:18 am (UTC)
Base it on Chance. He is much eviler than any known monster!
Maria: Chicken Little dancingslave_o_spike on June 19th, 2007 05:13 am (UTC)
He's a guy. So he's not.

Well, maybe, I don't know. I know a teenaged boy is not helping in this whole thing right now. :(

Chance is okay, and not the object of my irritation right now.

But if you ever get really pissed off with him, I'll include him in the body count of the book. :)
critic75: it hatcritic75 on June 19th, 2007 04:33 am (UTC)
What? No cannibals, no alternate worlds, no illicit sex? No assbabies? Or maybe it's all of them under the guise of a female teenager.
I don't know anything about teenage girls, just teenage boys, a different species altogether. I can't even relate to my own teenage years, as I graduated High School and got married when I was 16. So this will be an education.
*runs for bandages* You know you can't write if you bleed all over the keys.
Maria: MOM my head hurtsslave_o_spike on June 19th, 2007 05:16 am (UTC)
*stems off blood flow by wrapping duct tape around wrists*

You're lucky. I have 2 teenaged daughters and a teenaged sister in law all living under the same roof right now and they're all at each other's throats and today I just had enough and I had a HUGE drama moment which let everyone know I was NOT happy.

They're evil. I swear it on my mother's grave (although she's not dead) that they are.

Really and truly evil.

I must stick with BJ luvin.

*changes duct tape*

*wipes off blood on keys*
Bluemchenkaffee: galebluemchenkaffee on June 19th, 2007 05:37 am (UTC)
Teenage girls? Pure horror!!!
I only have one at home but sometimes that's more than enough :)

I recommend some B/J love to calm down your nerves.

Maria: BJ copulatingslave_o_spike on June 20th, 2007 09:42 pm (UTC)
Yes, BJ love needed RIGHT NOW.

(Also, Megan's passport came today so that's a huge load off my shoulders).

Ilariayoubetterwiseup on June 19th, 2007 07:09 am (UTC)
I would definitely read that!

:D :D :D

Maria: BJ Caughtslave_o_spike on June 20th, 2007 09:43 pm (UTC)
LOL! I was just kidding!

Hey! Megan's (my 15 year old) going to Italy this Saturday! Someone with my DNA will be running around your town this coming week!
shadownyc: paddies  - 314 - B/J shadownyc on June 19th, 2007 09:56 am (UTC)
I had a teenage daughter until 2 years ago. When she turned 18 things began to settle down, but until then...OY!
Maria: B/J ILUslave_o_spike on June 20th, 2007 09:45 pm (UTC)
Actually these 2 are 18 and 19. The 15 year old isn't bothering me as much right now.

Things are settling down now though so...*crosses fingers*
charlie_jae on June 19th, 2007 10:36 am (UTC)
LoL... even in high school I knew this to be true.
Maria: Terror Planet Lock and Loadedslave_o_spike on June 20th, 2007 09:45 pm (UTC)
Yeah. Now one knows why the body count in every slasher movie starts off with teenaged girls. LOL!
charlie_jae on June 20th, 2007 10:38 pm (UTC)
How much do I luuuuuv your icon?! PALOMITA!

Its the writer's secret fantasy... "kill the teenage girls!"
eawen_penallioneawen_penallion on June 19th, 2007 05:40 pm (UTC)
My daughter turns twelve in two weeks. I've already told her how much she will hate me when she turns into a teenager; how I will know nothing - obviously I never had a childhood - and understand even less; how I become this ATM churning out money for her to spend.

She doesn't believe me yet but I told her - forewarned is forearmed!!
Maria: Danny Equus Mad but Beautifulslave_o_spike on June 20th, 2007 09:47 pm (UTC)
Ah, the best years are ahead of you.

*runs and hides in a corner with you*

You know, it was teenage girls that started the whole Salem Witch Trials...
Evie: Animephoenixw on June 19th, 2007 11:28 pm (UTC)
Even without knowing details of the story, I can imagine the horror. Brr. Don't read it at night, or alone.

Just remember: this too shall pass. There will come a day when you'll look back and either a) laugh your ass off or b) shake your head and wonder how you survived.
Maria: Bad Mommyslave_o_spike on June 20th, 2007 09:49 pm (UTC)
Don't read it at night, or alone.

Or in the dark...

Cuz they have a tendency to jump out at you and instead of slashing your throat, they say 'give me money,' 'I don't have enough clothes,' and 'she started it.'

Blah blah blah.

I'll probably be laughing...

When they have teenagers of their own. :)
Evie: Kitty couch potatophoenixw on June 23rd, 2007 03:56 pm (UTC)
When they have teenagers of their own, they will call you up repeatedly to say "I'm sorry, mom!" I know I've wanted to do that myself on many, many occasions. :-)
Maria: Bad Mommyslave_o_spike on June 23rd, 2007 06:38 pm (UTC)
LOL! Yeah. Although my mom was insane, there were still times I probably did something to warrant her ire.

I just got Megan off on the plane to Italy (well, actually to Chicago and from there to Germany and from there to Italy).

No matter what, I'll miss the stuffing outta her. *sob*
Doriantdorian on June 20th, 2007 11:45 am (UTC)
No special powers ? teenagers seems to have lot of special powers to me !! LOL Girls nowdays are just INCREDIBLE !!
I can't wait to read that ! Any news of your cannibal story ?...Aida
Maria: cannibal fic I love my spleenless gay soslave_o_spike on June 20th, 2007 09:50 pm (UTC)
More cannibal story to come. I needed to get Megan's passport thingie straightened out and then I could focus.

And no, no teenage story - that was a joke.

Incredible? Yes. And vicious and ruthless and...

Need I really go on? LOL!