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03 August 2007 @ 03:52 pm
"Justin's Baby" Chapter 4 - Brian/Justin  
I really will get these out faster from now on. Promise! :)

Title: Justin's Baby
Chapter 4
Pairing: Justin/Brian
Genre: Bad!fic, crack!fic - I dunno - take your pic - I don't really give a shit.
Rating: Mature
Warnings: God, where do I even begin? Sacrilege, demon worship, mPreg, bad language, drugged sex, bad!fic, crack!fic and mentions of the high cost of housing.
Summary: Based very loosely on Rosemary's Baby. Justin gets more than he bargained for when he moves into the apartment of his dreams.
Disclaimer: Don't own Cowlip or the boys and I'm not sure about the wherabouts of Bigfoot.

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Thanks go to fiercediva for the icon and poster. Thank you babe! *smooches*

A big BIG THANK YOU and lots of kisses go to my wonderful beta on this chapter, shadownyc!!!!

Links to previous chapters behind cutCollapse )

Chapter 4 - Justin Gets Ready to Eat DinnerCollapse )
Current Mood: mischievousmischievous
girloftheburbs: Laughing Galegirloftheburbs on August 4th, 2007 01:30 pm (UTC)
Another fabulous and hilarious chapter!! :D I'd quote my favorite lines, but they've already been listed above. ;) I loved when Brian licked off the sauce and declared it "Justin-flavored! More, please!
Maria: Justin's Babyslave_o_spike on August 5th, 2007 02:13 am (UTC)
I love Brian-licking-Justin type things too! LOL!

And no need to quote - just the fact that you loved and thought it was so funny is enough. :)

More to come soon. This one'llbe faster, promise. Thank you!!!!!
(no subject) - girloftheburbs on August 6th, 2007 04:25 am (UTC) (Expand)
sanneasannea on August 4th, 2007 02:53 pm (UTC)
Oooh great new chapter. Loved the way you got Ian..sorry Ethan out of the way ;-)
Maria: mPreg Justin 1slave_o_spike on August 5th, 2007 02:14 am (UTC)
Ethan just has to go. Sorry. But this is what I had been thinking at the end of S2 and the beginning of S3.

Ethan Must Go! Ethan Must Go!

Thank you!!!!
Ny: Justin - Yumnot_yet_defined on August 4th, 2007 02:58 pm (UTC)
Yay, this was the perfect way to start off my day. that was hilarious and perfect. you are so brilliantly creative, your use of the characters in a different context while keeping them recognizably still very them is fabulous.

"Now would you lie to me? I thought you said you had a man in your apartment?" Brian asked mockingly.

"That was so funny Kinney, I forgot to laugh," Ethan responded.

"Very witty comeback. Please let's stop before we regress to 'I know you are but what am I?'"

too funny.

and the licking thing at the end was nice too ;)
Maria: Justin's Babyslave_o_spike on August 5th, 2007 02:17 am (UTC)
Ah *points to icon* How apropos!!!!

That's my intention. Put the characters into the most bizarre situation possible, but keep them the same lovable characters - or else, you know, it wouldn't be them. :)

And there's so much there to work with!!!

I can see this conversation between Ian and Brian happening. Ethan's so out of his league.

Licking is always of the good. :)

Thank you!!!! More soon!!!
charlie_jae on August 4th, 2007 02:58 pm (UTC)

What part of this wasn't my favorite?!

What was in the lasagna?! LMAO

Ethan doesn't know what hit him, hahahaha.

Poor Justin, I sortah feel bad for him, than again I don't. Hah, look how you got me!!!

Oh man, and Brian actually licking him ::gasp:: finally some other form of contact!

I so want more!
Maria: Justin's Babyslave_o_spike on August 5th, 2007 02:19 am (UTC)
What was in the lasagna?! LMAO

You'll see. You'll see. *smiles evilly*

And Ethan WON'T know what hit him either. *smiles even wider*

Yep, now they're up to licking. Soon there'll be petting and other stuff...:)

Thank you!!!! More soon! Promise. :)
FanSee: Emmett Sezfansee on August 5th, 2007 05:08 am (UTC)
Chapter 4
So it's off to bed now. God knows what I'll dream about after four chapters of Justin's Baby. At least I'll fall asleep with a smile on my face. FanSee
Maria: Justin's Babyslave_o_spike on August 5th, 2007 06:13 pm (UTC)
Re: Chapter 4
I know. Whenever I write these guys, I have the strangest dreams at night about them.

THANK YOU for all the wonderful fb throughout these chapters. I do love it!!!! :)

The next chapter will be up sooner than the last few were.
Lisa: Brian full smilebrianswalk on August 5th, 2007 11:04 am (UTC)
"I've just seen the face of God, and he's my landlord,"

You had me choking on my coffee right off the bat! ROTFLMAO! I don't know why, but this line was probably my favorite of the chapter.

I needed the Bill/Jobs thing explained to me and I'm an Apple girl!

"Oh my God!!!! What are you doing with your tongue?!"

A serpent's tongue? The mind boggles...

"God Kinney! Were you put on this earth to make my life miserable?"

"You'd be surprised," Brian droned.

*do it, do it, do it, do it!*

Great chapter, Maria. So, who's in the sausage?
Maria: mPreg Justin 2slave_o_spike on August 5th, 2007 06:20 pm (UTC)
Maybe I should have put in 'Gates.' I've always loved the competition between the two titans. LOL!

And you know, I could see Justin saying the face of God line in my head and I couldn't help but laugh too. :)

Okay, you can put whoever you want into the sausage. It can't be Ethan cuz you know, he's already eating it. :):)

Thank you!!! I love your fb! Always makes me smile. :)
qafmaniac: B/J BABYqafmaniac on August 5th, 2007 03:40 pm (UTC)
You really made my day with this chapter!


"Oh! Ian!" Justin exclaimed. "You play beautifully. I was wondering why you stopped."

"Ian," the man sighed. "It's Ethan. I see you've met Kinney," Ethan grimaced.

and this:

"Jesus Brian," Justin scoffed. "You can't come in here and insult my company."

"It's not company. It's Ian," Brian pointed out.

God,those lines made me laugh so hard! :D
And just when I thought I couldn't get any better came this one:

"What?...Who the fuck is this?...Bill! Bill!...Listen to me. I am not going to fuck with Jobs! Fuck you!...No, I will not cause a really big earthquake to hit Silicon Valley...Bill! Fucking calm down...Well, maybe you should have thought of that before...I'm sorry but Jobs just has a superior product to yours...not my fault asshole." Brian clicked his phone off angrily. "I swear. They sign a contract and they think I'm at their beck and call 24/7. Besides, Jobs is under my protection too."

Bwahahahahahaha.....I was sipping some coffee while I read that.....and,sorry if this is going to disgust you,it came out through my nose!!!!!!!!!


"Ian" has to go!Soon!And Brian has to give Justin some...Ohlala!Soon! ;)
Btw...What's in the lasagna?

Can't wait for the next chap.Remember...you've made a promise!

*evil!Brian grin*

♥ and hugs you


Maria: Justin's Babyslave_o_spike on August 6th, 2007 05:06 am (UTC)
I think any line that puts Ian...I mean Ethan...in his place is funny! LOL! And yeah, had to throw in the computer titans in there!

Coffee through the nose doesn't disgust me! Out your ears, now that would be weird...

*hugs you*

And you'll find out what was in the lasagna, don't worry. :)

Thank you Tita!!! And I know I promised!!!!
adelais_liliadelais_lili on August 8th, 2007 09:44 am (UTC)
I always loved the jealous/possessive side of Brian. And I'm sure here it will reach to extreme. And what's in the lasagna. I really wanna find out. So don't keep us waiting too long. Update soon. I'm so hooked on this story right now. Hugs for you. Just can't wait for your next chapter.
Maria: Justin's Babyslave_o_spike on August 9th, 2007 03:30 pm (UTC)
I always loved the jealous/possessive side of Brian.

Me too! :) I would watch those scenes with relish when I would rewatch Qaf. There's something so human and sweet about Brian like that. And of course, it reinforces his love for Justin (and to us who obsess over this love) yet again.

The lasagna? Well, it will be sort of explained in the next chapter. You'll understand.

*hugs you back* Thank you!!!! I'm still working on 5 cuz it's a long one and I've been kinda sick.

(no subject) - adelais_lili on August 10th, 2007 09:59 am (UTC) (Expand)
Darkhaven87darkhaven87 on August 9th, 2007 11:50 am (UTC)
i lov it !, especially this part

"Really," Brian said as one eyebrow lifted. "Well, I just have to see this," Brian said as he strode toward Justin's apartment and swung the door open, only to see Ethan sitting at the table, a plate of lasagna in front of him.

"Now would you lie to me? I thought you said you had a man in your apartment?" Brian asked mockingly.

lol, tat is so- brianny. i cant wait to read more, the story is sooooooooooo addictive. i find it amusing that brian felt a twinge of jealousy finding ethan at jusin's apartment. ha ha.

Maria: mPreg Justin 1slave_o_spike on August 9th, 2007 03:32 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I have to channel Brian in order to get his dialogue down right. LOL!

And of course Brian was jealous! Just because he's the devil, doesn't mean he doesn't feel and this punk is moving in on his territory. :)

Thank you! Next chapter should be any day now. :)
Alix Strangeagneson9 on August 12th, 2007 04:10 pm (UTC)
iz stoobug. i've just figured out what the story art is (sorry fiercediva!).

i'd been wondering why there was a weird BITE on his face

have a laugh, at my expense.
Maria: Justin's Babyslave_o_spike on August 20th, 2007 08:39 pm (UTC)
The buggy sorta looks like a bite. But now when I look at it again, it looks like a PacMan thing.

Doriantdorian on August 28th, 2007 07:22 pm (UTC)
Oh My God THANK YOU !!! I've laughed like crazy with this one.You have to be the funniest author i read in this fandom.In fact I have to say that even when i start to open a chapter I start to giggle like a stupid girl ! LOL I've checked your story list and I've read them all...damn, I must be addicted then ! eh eh...You've said you were previously writing Spike/angel fics, can I find there somewhere ? Aida
Maria: Spangel bad wigsslave_o_spike on August 29th, 2007 07:42 pm (UTC)
The funniest? How auspicious! :) THANK YOU!!!!

You read them all? Damn! I can't shock you anew?!?!

I was more of a tourist on the Spangel ship, not a sailor. I only wrote the James/David RPS Gofer series. I read so much Spangel but I could never write it. Brian and Justin spoke to me. :)

You can see the James/David RPS at the bottom of the list. It's told from the POV of Phil, my original character.

*smooches you*
(no subject) - tdorian on August 29th, 2007 09:45 pm (UTC) (Expand)
maroni: RWwhiteshirtmaroni on August 30th, 2007 06:01 pm (UTC)
I am really truly loving this fic. I like the way you're giving us little glimpses of the "evil brian", as sexy as ever.
Cant wait for your next installment.

Of course we all understand that you're sick so please get better first
Maria: Justin's Babyslave_o_spike on September 6th, 2007 09:26 pm (UTC)
Sorry about getting to this so late!!! *slaps own hand*

I'm much better now - thank you - and I just sent chapter 5 to the beta. I want to get at least one chapter out a week. I had planned that originally but couldn't do it because of...well, you know...getting sick and all.

Thank you!!!! *hugs you again*
jliven29 on September 15th, 2007 02:02 pm (UTC)
I usually don't like AU, but I find myself looking forward to new chapters. Great story so far!
Maria: Justin's Babyslave_o_spike on September 16th, 2007 08:30 pm (UTC)
Thank you!!!! I sometimes feel in the AU mood when I read, and sometimes not. It's a mixed-bag for me. I'm glad this is working for you. :)

Did you catch chapter 5?

PS - *points to your icon* I always loved Randy in that picture, although he looks 13. :)
Coll: bryantcolleen2328 on September 3rd, 2008 05:31 pm (UTC)
So this is what they mean by Lesbian Lasagna?
The trap is sprung.
Maria: mPreg Justin 1slave_o_spike on September 4th, 2008 02:16 pm (UTC)
Re: So this is what they mean by Lesbian Lasagna?
The trap is sprung...but as with all my stories, it resembles Mousetrap. :P

And yeah, someone should have told Justin not to eat lasagna made by Debbie.

Afterall, Mikey could have spat in it. :)

shenovashenova on May 31st, 2009 06:08 pm (UTC)
I was thinking Ian would go to see Justin at some point but Deb had a plan and he didn't stick around to long now that was funny. Seems that Brian is a little worried about Ian getting to Justin first and that's why he made an other visit. Naughty boy playing with Justin like that.
Maria: Justin smilingslave_o_spike on June 8th, 2009 05:56 pm (UTC)
Yep. Doesn't he get that Justin belongs to SatanBrian? Bad boy! Well you know what happens to Ethan! LOL!

And I had to throw him in there. Thanks!