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20 August 2007 @ 01:11 pm
Birthday Wishes and a Waffle picspam  
Yes, I'm alive.

Fucking barely. I sound like shit, I'm on the last day on my antibiotics and the cough is still there but at least I'm coherent now and I'm sick of watching movies.

So there.

Anywho, today is the birthday of one of my favorite people, jillapet.

Happy Birthday Babe!!!!

And in honor of her, and the recent trouble Cam (her daughter) has been having with some bullies at school, I decided on something practical.

Waffle's been dabbling in the voodoo arts (I mean, look at him - he's dressed for it!!!):

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He really got into the book as you can see (yes, btw, that is years and years of voodoo reduced down to a paperback):

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He got the voodoo doll and some of the personal items from said bullies (how he got all the pins into the darn thing with those maracas in his hands I'll never know!!!):

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And then he did a little dance. It was horrible. I won't go into the gory details:

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And voila! Evil bullies have been thwarted!!!

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Oh fuck! This is so embarrassing! Stupid penis-shaped toy! He used the hairs from Brian's hairbrush the last time he had been there!!!


This is Waffle berating the doll for the fuck-up:

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Sorry Pet about that...we'll get those bullies somehow.

*grabs Waffle from the hands of a very upset Brian*

*apologizes profusely to all parties involved*

*sticks Waffle at the bottom of toy box*

Current Mood: groggygroggy
Lisa: Brian animated smilebrianswalk on August 20th, 2007 08:45 pm (UTC)
Wow, you are feeling better aren't you?
Missed you, Maria.
Maria: Angst BJ Not Letting Goslave_o_spike on August 21st, 2007 02:21 am (UTC)
I decided to just not feel lousy. It's not working really well. I missed you too. *sobs*

Bluemchenkaffee: galebluemchenkaffee on August 20th, 2007 09:14 pm (UTC)
It's good to see you (and Waffle) again :)
Hope you will be okay soon. I really have missed you.

Maria: Angst BJ Missing Youslave_o_spike on August 21st, 2007 02:22 am (UTC)
I've missed you too! I just didn't want to post. I would've said something stupid in my sleepy, sudafed-induced haze. :P

Wicked Bitch Of The Westvlredreign on August 20th, 2007 10:44 pm (UTC)

God I miss you, woman!!! *hugs your sick ass*

I need to post a birfday greeting for Ms Pet. I say we all go storm her town and kick the bullies' asses.

Lunie!!! Get the heavy duty sledges, we're going to war!!!!

Cricket, get the bags!!
Maria: B/J cha cha chaslave_o_spike on August 21st, 2007 02:24 am (UTC)
*hugs you back*

*tries not to cough on you*

I agree! I hate thinking of bullies beating up on little kids. Just not right! I say we get all the toys to revolt on their bully-owners.

And once again, I must smile at your icon and snoopy dancing Justin.
Create Your Reality: misc godless sodomitescourt1429 on August 20th, 2007 11:27 pm (UTC)
And just when I was wondering what had become of you, I see this. I'm glad you've got an apprentice, even if Waffle does take some liberties. ;)
Maria: BJ Caughtslave_o_spike on August 21st, 2007 02:25 am (UTC)
He's not a very good apprentice. And then he's always wandering off with Mr. Blik.

I have no fucking idea what those two get up to...

singlewoman: B/J kiss by paddiessinglewoman on August 21st, 2007 12:22 am (UTC)
Glad you are feeling better, missed you. Are you sure those hairs came from Brian's head? That sure looks like orgasm face to me!
Maria: Angst BJ Missing Youslave_o_spike on August 21st, 2007 02:27 am (UTC)
I always thought Brian's orgasm face looked painful. :P

And come on, it was from his hairbrush! Ewwww...

Unless Waffle was getting up to mischief while Brian slept...

Another image I must burn from my eyes!!!!!

I missed you too! *hugs you*
sevigny7sevigny7 on August 21st, 2007 12:35 am (UTC)
Yeah. Looks like Waffle!Voodoo leads to Brian!Orgasm. Hmmm. Explains a lot, Maria. I think you've stumbled onto the Brian-Excessive-Tricking Syndrome explanation.

Maria: BJ Guh Showerslave_o_spike on August 21st, 2007 02:29 am (UTC)
You mean the (*looks around to see if anyone's listening*) BET Theory?

Wow! And my mom thought I'd never amount to anything. :P

I'd hate to think Waffle was involved in it in any way, shape or form. *shudders*

(no subject) - sevigny7 on August 21st, 2007 03:40 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - slave_o_spike on August 21st, 2007 10:21 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Chaos..panic..disorder...my work here is done.: justin-squeejillapet on August 21st, 2007 12:42 am (UTC)

It's official...I really think that Waffle is GAY.

Thanks so much, babe, and for the phone call. Hell, my own mother didn't wish me a happy birthday today!

*adores you and your black magic*
Maria: Angst BJ Not Letting Goslave_o_spike on August 21st, 2007 02:31 am (UTC)
I wish my mother would forget my birthday!!! LOL! There'll be the obligatory phone call. 'How's everyone?' 'What are you doing?' Blah blah blah...

Waffle is gay! Of course. Him and Mr. Blik are having quite the affair!

*hugs and spanks you again*
girloftheburbs: Need Lovegirloftheburbs on August 21st, 2007 01:51 am (UTC)
Welcome back, I'm glad you're starting to feel better! The toys are up to no good again, I see! ;) It was hilarious, as usual! Poor Brian, but was that pain or pleasure? Hahaha!! :D
Maria: B/J cha cha chaslave_o_spike on August 21st, 2007 02:33 am (UTC)
I think you hit the nail on the head. I'm 'starting' to feel better. I'm taking baby steps here though. I just finished all my antibiotics and I still feel somewhat the same.

And yep! Those toys are so wiley! Waffle used my card to buy that voodoo kit! The nerve of him!

And I always thought Brian's pleasure looked painful. LOL!!!

*hugs you*
firehead30: Love in Yak Shit teafirehead30 on August 21st, 2007 01:54 am (UTC)
no illness for you
Do you need chicken soup or yak shit tea? Or better yet shall I have Waffle do some voodoo and make your sickness go away?

Glad to see that you posted.
Maria: B/J ILUslave_o_spike on August 21st, 2007 02:34 am (UTC)
Re: no illness for you
I'll pass on the tea, thank you (unless it comes with Justin bringing it).

Yes, Waffle must do his voodoo to make me feel better. I'm tired (literally) of being sick here!!!

I'll post again. At least I'm not delusional anymore. :)

*hugs you and your chicken soup*
Re: no illness for you - firehead30 on August 21st, 2007 02:47 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: no illness for you - slave_o_spike on August 21st, 2007 03:00 am (UTC) (Expand)
mosieandbeanmosieandbean on August 21st, 2007 05:35 am (UTC)
Don't apologize for Waffle.
Maria: Waffle Carmen Mirandaslave_o_spike on August 21st, 2007 10:20 pm (UTC)
I am sorta responsible for him though. :(

Bad penis-shaped toy!!!!
critic75: deviousdevilcritic75 on August 21st, 2007 10:27 am (UTC)
I regret to tell you that any spells connected with your green victim doll will go awry, because I noticed that it still belongs to the manufacturer. You didn't cut off the label attached to it.
You must immediately take scissors in hand and remedy this situation, and while you are at it, remove all those labels that say "Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law" that are attached to your pillows, furniture seat cushions, and anything else with the same instructions, as these only apply to the seller, not the buyer, and I bet you find some.
Now that your victim doll belongs to you, you can proceed to carry out instructions outlined in the book, and stay away from Gale's hair brush, we don't want any more mistakes. He might totally disappear next time.
Maria: Waffle Carmen Mirandaslave_o_spike on August 21st, 2007 10:20 pm (UTC)
Okay, so I cut off the label and the darn label police show up at my door!

But I managed to get some hair from each one, passed them to Waffle and viola! He got rid of them for me with the voodoo doll! I guess the penis-shaped toy is good for something! :)

harka on August 21st, 2007 12:49 pm (UTC)
Ha-ha, I know you have BD too! Happy BD to you, Maria.
Maria: B/J cha cha chaslave_o_spike on August 21st, 2007 10:18 pm (UTC)
Why thank you! Yes - it's this Thursday!
My Flame Burns Bright: Emoticon - LMAOsuch_a_steph on August 21st, 2007 04:29 pm (UTC)
OMG!!! *falls of chair*

Just. Too. Good.

I love the way your mind works ♥ ♥ ♥
Maria: Frodo doesn't live here anymoreslave_o_spike on August 21st, 2007 10:17 pm (UTC)
It truly does work in mysterious ways...

*helps you back into chair*