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10 April 2006 @ 09:19 pm
QAF Drabble B/J "Lightbulbs"  
Hi! Just a little drabble/ficlet thingie.


Title: Lightbulbs
Author: Maria
Pairing: B/J
Timeline: mid-Season 1 (after Justin moved in with Deb)
Summary: Sometimes one needs the Brian Kinney-manual in order to understand Brian-speak.
Disclaimers: I don't own the boys or Cowlip (if I did, I would have cut off their allowance).
Warnings: mild language.


"Deb?! Vic?! Where are you guys?" Brian was yelling as he was opening the front door and walking into Deb's house. Michael followed close behind.

"Shit!" Debbie exclaimed with one hand on her hip while popping her gum. "Where's the goddamn fire?"

"What's going on?" Vic asked while running down the stairs.

"Your front door was unlocked. Shit Debbie! You need to be more careful. You have stuff," Brian was saying as he waved his hand in the general direction of the room "that's valuable and needs...protecting." As Brian said this, he started scratching the back of his head while looking down at the floor.

Debbie, Michael and Vic looked at each other and then back at Brian. "What," Debbie started waving her hand around the room mirroring Brian before "stuff?"

"You know...stuff," Brian replied. Brian then repeated himself by exasperatedly saying "just...Stuff!"

"Well I better go and hide the Waterford, oh sister of mine," Vic snickered.

"And, I'll go and get the Picasso and Monet from the upstairs' bath," Debbie said in a haughty voice. Both Vic and Debbie started snickering.

"And I'll take Ma's fine jewels and Vic's Rolex and put them somewhere safer," Michael said while putting his hand on Brian's shoulder.

While the three of them were having a good laugh at Brian's expense, Justin came down the stairs finishing off what looked like had been a large sandwich.

"Hey, wassup. Ho Bran?" Justin said around a mouthful of sandwich.

"Sunshine honey, don't talk with your mouth full," Debbie admonished.

"Well if that were the case, I could actually get him to shut up once in awhile," Brian said while looking at Justin. Justin stuck his tongue out at Brian. Brian scowled then smiled back at him.

Debbie and Vic looked at Brian and Justin then looked at each other. Brian was pretty sure he could see the little lightbulbs going off above their heads.

"I'm sorry Brian. We'll make sure to lock the doors from now on," Debbie said in all seriousness.

"Yeah," Vic continued "we'll make sure to keep all our 'stuff'...safe."

Brian let the tiniest of smiles cross his face.

"What," Michael screeched "Stuff?!"

Unfortunately for Brian's best friend, the filament on that lightbulb would be forever dim.


Feedback is welcome.
 
 
 
SATURNsaturn0432 on June 5th, 2006 07:31 am (UTC)
I love this side of Brian, it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside, and well not much can something like that. I also can't help but love the way you write Mikey. He really is pure idiocy......SATURN
Maria: BJ copulatingslave_o_spike on June 5th, 2006 07:39 am (UTC)
This is fun. It's like I'm chasing you around my LJ. Tag, you're it!

I never know where you'll turn up next. Yeah, I like this side of Brian too. It's very real yet very protective. You see it alot in S1 and S2 where Justin is concerned.

And Mikey - so not my character. I refuse to write him as evil, but stupid and dim and unaware is okay (unless it's my AU cannibal crack!fic and he's well...he's still stupid and dim but also kinda crazy.
SATURNsaturn0432 on June 5th, 2006 07:44 am (UTC)
I must admit that I have written an evil Mikey, but the writers of QAF made me do it. I was writing Accomplshed Goals as I was watching S2 and S3 and I was just so sick of his shit I wanted nothing more than to kill his ass. Which I must say I held back on. But yes I do think that a dim witted Mikey is the best portrayal. I can never resist it.

As for being all over the place I can't help it I just found you so I am just going through all of your stuff. But I am about tag you somewhere else so just hold on......SATURN
Maria: money shotslave_o_spike on June 5th, 2006 07:48 am (UTC)
Well you'll really love what I do to Mikey and the whole gang and all the other bit characters that have popped up over the last 5 years in my series.
SATURNsaturn0432 on June 5th, 2006 07:50 am (UTC)
From what I see of your writing I have no doubt I will love what ever you come up with. It's all very well written and with such wit. I love it.....SATURN