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24 August 2007 @ 02:48 pm
My Complete Fic List!!!!  
So here it is!!!

Ta-da!!! I would like to thank mygothangel for going over each link to make sure I didn't fuck it up! Thank you babe!!!!!

So I'll post this list to my other journals as well. Also, I'll keep this updated and post the link to it in my profile page. But this is it. Not all my stuff was put on BJFic.net or Midnight Whispers, but it's all here and it's on this list.

I realized something as I complied this - I've written alot of stuff! And it's only the beginning....

Oh, can someone tell me how to post an 'lj cut' in insane journal and greatest journal using html. I was looking at frequently asked questions and I couldn't find it. Thanks.

Lord of the Rings RPS

Death Does Not Become Him

WIP Angst. Humor. Orlibean. What if there were people who had visions of when and how people die? What if one of these people were Orli? And what does Sean have to do with any of this?

Chap 1, 2, 3 and picspam
Chap 4
Chap 5
Chap 6
Chap 7
Chap 8
Chapter 11

When you have to improvise

Karl urban/Orlando Bloom

Written as part of my fic request challenge - doylebaby requested a ficlet from the pre-Death verse that explains the scene Officer Karl Urban talked about when he said he had fucked Orlando over the hood of his Dodge Charger.

How Orlando came to be in the Pitts

Pairing: Brian/Justin, Orlando

Queer as Folk xover with Lotr RPS. Yep. I did it. Orlando, from my Death Does Not Become Him universe (this would be quite a few years ago. Orli's about 19 here) takes a trip with Viggo, Dommie and Billy to Pittsburgh witnessing 'the meeting' between Justin Taylor and Brian Kinney.
Orlando, just so you know, has the ability to see how a person will die. Just so there's no confusion. :)


Maria's Viggo Mortenstein

Crack. Orlibean. A spoof of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein with Viggo as the good doctor, Sean as the creature searching for a mate. Read at your own risk.

The Four Horsemen

Crack. Orlebean implied. Orlando, Billy, Elijah and Dom are the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse on the Eve of Destruction. *clears throat*

What to do when you're doing hard time

Angst, dark themes What if the boys were criminal sociopaths? Would they still be there for each other? Taken from Eric Bana's POV


Angst, religious themes - please read warning on fic The Catholic Church defines ‘atonement’ as the reconciliation of God and humans brought about by the redemptive life and death of Jesus. It’s like the priest always told Sean, someone always has to pay for your sins.


In Search of...Bigfoot

Complete Crack fic Based on a conversation with giselleslash. Stoned and completely fucked up out of their minds, Orlando and Jake stumble upon one of mankind's greatest mysteries. Of course, the real mystery in all this is how Jake managed to drive them from Point A to Point B without killing anyone. :P

Part 1
Part 2

Sean AStin/gnome

My Time in Argentina: a missing excerpt from my book There and Back Again: An Actor's Tale

This is part of the gnome fic I wrote based on the real life sighting of a gnome in Argentina. Watch the youtube vid attached to the fic. :)

Pirates of the Caribbean

Spitting Will

Humor. Jack/Will. What could have possibly been one of the outcomes on that cannibal island on DMC? I've been told this is extremely hot and erotic. :)

Brian/Justin - Queer as Folk

The Hitcher

WIP An experiment I started where I would just write for half and hour a day and post what I wrote. A bad fic experiment if you will. Based on the movie with Justin and Ethan as travelers on America's back highways and Brian as an ominous hitchhiker.

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Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4

Justin's Baby

WIP Crackish. My current...ahem...baby. Mpreg. Justin gets a new apartment and a little more than he bargained for.

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Thanks go to fiercediva for the wonderful banner.

Chapter 1 - Justin follows a lead
Chapter 2 - Justin Moves In
Chapter 3 - Justin Meets Brian
Chapter 4 - Justin Gets Ready to eat Dinner
Chapter 5 - Justin Gets a Heavy Dose of the Folks
Chapter 6 - Justin goes to work

Mel and Lindz go south of the border

An interlude in this verse - it is part of my gnome fic based on the real sighting of a gnome in Argentina. See youtube vid when you read the fic.

QaF Cannibal Story:


WIP. CrackFic. Yes, this is the cannibal story. Each chapter can stand on its own but it's not finished and I do plan on finishing it. Debbie makes sausage out of people with the help of her clan which includes her adopted son Brian. Justin and Ethan stumble upon this clan. Chaos and fun ensue.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Cannibal Christmas Interlude Part 1 of 2
Chapter 17
Chapter 18

Standalones in the Cannibal!verse:

In Ted's Room

Justin's POV while going through Ted's room.

Conversations at Muncher Villa

Written for critic75's birthday. The tenants at Mel and Lind's have a little game of cards and conversation.

Leanne and Bunny Go on a Little Road Trip

Written for alicesprings and happier_bunny. What happens when these two go through the hamlet that the gang occupies.

Xie goes to save Bunny and Leanne

Written for xie_xie_xie's birthday. Xie goes to find out what happened to Leanne and Bunny.

It Happened in Jersey

Written in response to all the mermaid fics that had come out at the time. Fight fire with fire I always say.

Gio and RC's Most Excellent Adventure

Written for paddies and mclachlan's birthdays. Gio and RC meet up with the clan on their way through the hamlet.

It's hard to find a car like that

Written as part of my ficlet request challenge - snow_white79 requested something nasty happen to her very deserving supervisor, Anne.

Debbie's Bad

Written as part of my ficlet request challenge - charlie_jae requested a gory and messy death by grinder. Any character.

One Night at the Roadhouse

Written as part of my ficlet request challenge - singlewoman requested her nasty ex hubby get a fitting end. Instead of being made sausage cuz that would be too good for him, he could be used as bait or eaten by piranha.

What happens when you hit a cow around here

Written as part of my ficlet request challenge - jillapet requested something nasty happen to her ex hubby Karl and his new wife Angie. Although his alcohol content might be a bit too high for the sausage.

A Return to Cannibal County USA - Queer as Folk style

A birthday present fic for my lovely friend JJ, critic75. The town is celebrating her birthday per the mayor's request. This is the only fic out there that has me in it. And who am I? Why the mayor of course!!!!

Stranger in a Strange Land

Written for tdorian because she guessed the trivia question correctly. Her name is Aida, the same woman in this fic (and yes - she really is French and in Fashion Design). A French woman, driving through on her way to the Pitts, meets some of the characters from the story.


Something Seriously Amiss

Complete. Crackfic-ish. This is the body swap story that takes place in S5. Some people find it funny.

Part 1
Part 2a
Part 2b
Part 3

A Christmas Gift for Justin

Complete. Angsty, humorous fic. Brian is very interested in two travelers to Pittsburgh.

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

Through a Mirror, Darkly

Complete. Angsty story. Things take a strange turn after the last scene in episode 217. Now you can read it in it's entirety. Right here. There is a spoiler warning at the top of the page.

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Chapter 1 Brian comes home from Chicago
Chapter 2 Brian tries to get some answers
Chapter 3 Brian confronts the blond in his loft
Chapter 4 Brian runs into Kip
Chapter 5 Brian learns who Justin is
Chapter 6 Brian and Michael learn more
Chapter 7 Brian gets some answers from Justin
Chapter 8 Brian goes back to the loft
Chapter 9 Brian talks to Lindsay
Chapter 10 Brian goes to the diner
Chapter 11 Brian reflects on the situation with Ben
Chapter 12 Brian keeps looking for answers
Chapter 13 Brian learns some hard truths
Chapter 14 Brian remembers something
Chapter 15 Brian fucks up
Chapter 16 Brian talks to Daphne
Chapter 17 Brian finds out about Justin
Chapter 18 Brian gets help
Chapter 19 Brian reaches out to Justin
Chapter 20 Brian goes to the Baths
Chapter 21 Brian talks to Mikey<
Chapter 22 Brian shoots the shit with Joe
Chapter 23 Brian and the boys go see Jo
Chapter 24 Brian meets the Guardian
Chapter 25 and Epilogue



Written as part of my fic request challenge. Character Death. bluemchenkaffee requested Ethan get eaten by one of the guardians in this verse

Stories in the Toy!verse:

The Toy

Humorous ficlet. This is just a story utilizing the toy. You'll see.

A Queer as Folk Toy Story

This is the story in the toy!verse that started it all. Waffle and Mr. Blik get more than an eyeful when they spend the day at the loft.

A Queer as Folk Toy Story 2: The return of Blik and Waffle

This is the second in the toy!verse and also the one that will confirm my placement in the nut house. Oh yes, I'm going to hell...

Brian/Justin standalones:

Going Home with the Middle-Aged Guy

Crack!fic-ish. My first QaF story and it's extremely snarky. Justin goes home with that guy in episode 101, the guy who is only known as the 'middle-aged guy' in the credits, when he asks about where's a good place to go.


Very Short Ficlet when Justin was living with Debbie and how Brian felt about the whole thing.

QaF Will Now be Airing on the Sci Fi Channel

Crackish short ficlet. I never did understand how long Melanie's gestation period really was.

Hamsters and Popsicle Porn

Humorous Ficlet. What Michael, Emmett and Ted uncover when snooping around Brian's computer. No hamsters were harmed in the writing of this fic. And get your minds out of the gutter!!!

At Night When the Monsters Come Out

Angsty Ficlet. Vic's observations about the boys when Justin is living at Debbie's.

QaF Will be Airing on the Sci Fi Channel, Take Two

Crackfic. Mpreg. My take on the whole mpreg thing.

The Patron Saint that Watches over all School Boys' Uniforms

Humorous Ficlet. Did you know they have a patron saint for just about everything? Justin plays Brian favorite game.

Pictures in Color

Angsty Ficlet. My take on how Craig might see his son's new preference.

A Night at the Liberty Baths

Humorous Fic. Written for the Dare challenge back in September 2006. Two detectives question two of the gang to find out exactly what happened one night at the baths.

Penguins in the Closet

Angsty Fic. Written for the qaf_challenge Hurt/Comfort challenge. Brian watching over Justin as he sleeps around episode 203 and 204.

Why Dance Without Music?

Angsty Fic. 202 gapfiller. Brian's thoughts after Mikey opened his big mouth and said 'you always danced with Justin.'

The Road Warrior

Crackfic. Written for the qaf_challenge What if challenge. What if Brian and Justin were part of a post-apocalyptic world. And how does Ted fit into all this?

A series of 4 Dialogue only Drabbles

4 drabbles written for the qaf_drabbles community during the 'dialogue only' challenge.

How Justin Came to be back in the Pitts

Short fic. Written for everyone for Mother's Day. Justin surprises Jen on Mother's Day. Brian's even in this one.


Angsty, dark humor. Written after someone suggested I should do something with my original fic, A Day Like Any Other, in the Brian/Justin vein. So here it is. Justin talks to the dead. What happens when Jack comes along?

What People Say

Short angsty. Written for the icon challenge over at qaf_challenge. Brian's POV on what people have said to him.

NEW!! Justin's Very Very Very Excellent Day

Crackfic. Written as an idea after I realized karma had given me cramps when I wrote Justin having cramps in Justin's Baby. So I decided to have good, very good things happen to Justin. In this cracky little ficlet, Justin has a very GOOD day.

NEW!! Everyone needs a little boost sometimes

Written for the qaf_challenges comm on insane journal. Humorous ficlet that features toppy!Justin.

How Orlando came to be in the Pitts

Pairing: Brian/Justin, Orlando

Queer as Folk xover with Lotr RPS. Yep. I did it. Orlando, from my Death Does Not Become Him universe (this would be quite a few years ago. Orli's about 19 here) takes a trip with Viggo, Dommie and Billy to Pittsburgh witnessing 'the meeting' between Justin Taylor and Brian Kinney.
Orlando, just so you know, has the ability to see how a person will die. Just so there's no confusion. :)

Other Pairings

The Many Loves of Emmett

Crack-ish. A series of xover ficlets (not really drabbles) about Emmett and his many loves.

A night in/at Babylon

Drunken!fic. A silly (very silly) Evil Dead/Qaf xover that I wrote while drunk and should not have posted. Emmett/Ash pairing once again. Ted/Justin implied (See?)

Gale/Randy RPS

My Life as a Gofer, Take Two

Humorous Ficlet. I brought my OMC, Phil, back. This time, he's playing with Gale and Randy.

Waking Gale

One shot. Just what do Gale and Randy think of RPS?

James/David RPS

Spangel was my first fandom. :P

My Life as a Gofer

James Marsters/David Boreanaz RPS
Crack!fic - the boys relationship as seen through the eyes of Phil, an OMC.
Each chapter stands on its own. Could be considered a WIP but its not and will never be updated again.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6

Liz and Helen take a trip to Los Angeles"

This is a standalone from the Gofer Phil!verse that I wrote for evilmaniclaugh's birthday.

Original Fiction

A Day Like Any Other Day

Angsty, dark humor kind of fic. What if there were people who could talk to the dead? What would their day be like?

Culling the Herd

Snippet Just what the title says. It's not too dark. If you would like to read this, ask to be added to my special original fic filter here or send me a PM.

If you do read any of the fic, go ahead and leave me feedback. I respond to it all, no matter how old it is.



Updated March 16, 2008
Current Mood: lethargiclethargic
shadownyc: stephmck-118-Em txt=Rather Read fanficshadownyc on August 24th, 2007 10:46 pm (UTC)
I can't wait to read and/or reread these!

Maria: bunny yayslave_o_spike on August 24th, 2007 11:50 pm (UTC)
You've probably read all of them! LOL!

Rereading is good though. If you haven't read my first story though, the Middle Aged Guy, just remember, the story is rife with the snark!
Alexander: AmericanPsychoashmedai on August 25th, 2007 12:38 am (UTC)

Oh wow! Added to memories, and I swear I will catch up one of these days.

As far as I'm informed (after searching thru the FAQ's at both GJ and IJ since I'm all over the place now), the cut at both uses the same html code as LJ ([Unknown LJ tag]). I haven't tried it at either yet; if I'm wrong please correct me before I end up outing myself as the complete tech-doofus I am.
Alexander: CoffeeRulesashmedai on August 25th, 2007 12:39 am (UTC)
Yeah, see what I mean? See? Unknown LJ tag should read as the lj-cut tag we all use (I put spaces in between hoping it'd show up).
Maria: Jack I don't get itslave_o_spike on August 25th, 2007 12:45 am (UTC)
I think you're right though. It uses the same html coding which is weird, since lj-cut and lj user should be gj or ij, I would think, but it's not.

Alexander: SpeedOfDarkashmedai on August 25th, 2007 12:51 am (UTC)

It's a conspiracy...it's all LJ. *waggles fingers* *hums Twilight Zone theme*
Mariaslave_o_spike on August 25th, 2007 01:00 am (UTC)
See? I think so too. So how long before we're chased away from those journals?

*music from Outer Limits plays*
maronimaroni on August 26th, 2007 03:25 am (UTC)
I cant seem to find your new fic, and I've forgotten the name of it.
You know, the onw where Justin's renting an apartment from Brian??

Please let me know.

Thanks a million
Maria: Justin's Babyslave_o_spike on August 29th, 2007 07:44 pm (UTC)
Sorry I've taken so long to get back to comments. It's Justin's Baby, my Rosemary's Baby spoof.

I'll be getting chapter 5 out soon. I became terribly sick during August. :(
maroni: RWwhiteshirtmaroni on August 30th, 2007 01:13 am (UTC)
Oh no!!! I hope you're feeling better. xxx
rosy5000: Bunny Pronrosy5000 on August 25th, 2007 03:12 am (UTC)
YAY! This will make it so much easier to read your fics. I was getting a wee bit lost in your memories... never was good at giving/following directions. *grins*
Maria: Angst BJ Togetherslave_o_spike on August 29th, 2007 07:45 pm (UTC)
My memories are organized like my life - a bit random yet make sense to me! LOL!

Remember, you can leave me fb at any time and ENJOY!!!!
Jude: smirkflashfly on August 25th, 2007 05:23 am (UTC)
It's nice to see it all in one place, like this, isn't it? Congrats!
Maria: BJ copulatingslave_o_spike on August 29th, 2007 07:47 pm (UTC)
It was actually fun to do and quite theraputic. you know, when you feel lousy, do some cleaning or organizing and wham! You feel better.

Well at least, a little...

Amanda: {B & J} - The Real Thingonthaedge on November 5th, 2007 05:33 am (UTC)
Oh wow, this is great! I didn't know that you had a few other stories that aren't on BJfic.net. I can't wait to read them. :) And I hope it's okay to ask, but I was wondering if another chapter of your QaF Cannibal Tale is expected to be coming out soon? It's honestly one of my favorite fics, and I can't wait to find out what happens next, so I figured it wouldn't hurt to ask. (Definitely not trying to be one of those pushy people who demands an update immediately though, because I know that's really annoying.) Anyway, thanks for your time, and your work is amazing! ^_^
Maria: cannibal fic copulating #2slave_o_spike on November 6th, 2007 02:06 am (UTC)
Yeah, it's hard to post to BJfic.net sometimes and then since I post to Midnight Whispers too (and lj and lj communities), I don't like to spam so you'll find EVERYTHING here (on lj).

Yes, I will be posting another update to cannibal fic. It's been awhile because I was writing other fic and because sometimes that fic is hard to write. The level of humor has to be at a certain pitch or the fic will flop, ya know? I love the fact that you love this fic. It's a strange one.

Amazing, huh? Thank you!!! *hugs*