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06 September 2007 @ 05:15 pm
"Justin's Baby" Chapter 5 Brian/Justin  
So here it is!

Chapter 5! Can I hear a Woo-hoo!?!?!

This felt like giving birth since I was in and out of being sick while trying to complete it. :)

I want to say thank you thank you to my beta, shadownyc for reading it over and correcting my mistakes (especially since my 'a' button on my laptop keeps sticking).

Will be cross-posted to my other journals, MW and the bjfic journal sites.

Title: Justin's Baby
Chapter 5
Pairing: Justin/Brian
Genre: Bad!fic, crack!fic - I dunno - take your pic - I don't really give a shit.
Rating: Mature
Warnings: God, where do I even begin? Sacrilege, demon worship, mPreg, bad language, drugged sex, bad!fic, crack!fic and mentions of the high cost of housing.
Summary: Based very loosely on Rosemary's Baby. Justin gets more than he bargained for when he moves into the apartment of his dreams.

Disclaimers: Don't own Cowlip or the boys. Also, I do like Pin Coladas, I always get caught in the rain (hey! It's the Pacific NW), I'm not into yoga and I do have half a brain. Two halves to be exact and the right one and the left one are constantly at war with each other.

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Thanks go to fiercediva for the icon and poster. Thank you babe! *smooches*

Links to previous chapters behind cutCollapse )

Chapter 5 - Justin Gets a Heavy Dose of the FolksCollapse )
Current Mood: mischievousmischievous
plumduff on September 7th, 2007 02:04 pm (UTC)
I don't think I have commented before although I have been reading since the beginning. This is a work of genius, I had no idea it was going to turn into such a fantastic black comedy. I had to wipe the tears from my eyes before I could write this, I haven't laughed so much in ages. The way you introduce baby Mikey as though it's the most natural thing in the world, the vision of Ethan bouncing past the window, Ted saying "I'll send you my bill", Joe saying he doesn't have to clean the mess off the sidewalk. I was holding my side as much as Justin.

I'm sorry you've been sick, but whatever you're taking to make it better, I want some, kthx.
Maria: MOM hack horror writerslave_o_spike on September 10th, 2007 01:57 am (UTC)
LOL! Another one of those cat icons!!!

The watermelon looks like a crash helmet.

Black comedy is my forte, doncha know. I'm glad it hit you the right way and you laughed with us. I think my humor sometimes misses the mark with alot of the fandom. :P

And whaddya mean? Isn't monkey!Mikey Jr. the most natural thing in the world? *scratches head*

Thank you!!!! And it's not the meds.

I've always been like this. Just ask anyone who started reading the cannibal fic LAST summer. LOL!

(Scary, huh?)
My Flame Burns Bright: Crack!ficsuch_a_steph on September 7th, 2007 02:49 pm (UTC)
Just started reading & got myself up to date. Oh, the joyous overalls of lust *sighs* My love for those is surpassed only by my love for you :D
You domesticated Mel, imported sausage from my favourite little town in mid PA and now Ted King of Porn is King of Pussy instead. You are the best *mwah*
Maria: Justin Fun Fun Funslave_o_spike on September 10th, 2007 01:54 am (UTC)
Yay! You've joined the party!!!! Yep! The overalls are back (just for you). I think Justin should really be in them 24/7.

And yes, there is Stepford!Mel, sausage from everyone's favorite place and Ted is...well, Ted! LOL!

Thank you darlin!!!!!
kitsune_mekitsune_me on September 7th, 2007 03:30 pm (UTC)
ooh, totally didn't see the cramps coming. *wince*

I'm glad you're able to get chapter 5 out, =3, I've been really looking forward to it. I'm glad you feel better now. *hugs*
Maria: Justin's Babyslave_o_spike on September 10th, 2007 01:52 am (UTC)
Yeah, I know. *winces with you* But they were a necessary evil, ya know?

Yep, feeling much better and I think 6 will be out much faster. :) (Well, at least not as late as the last one). I'm in the middle of writing it now.

Thanks a bunch!!!!
(no subject) - kitsune_me on September 10th, 2007 12:57 pm (UTC) (Expand)
critic75: cookiescritic75 on September 7th, 2007 03:56 pm (UTC)
Greetings and adulations,
If only "Rosemary's Baby" had added as much humor to relieve the horror. I think mating with the devil is what made that movie.
I've been wondering, if the angel Gabriel visited Mary, and the fallen angel Lucifer visited Justin, what similarities would there be, of course almost all little boys are imps of satan until civilized.
I'll shut up now, I'm getting weird.
Maria: Justin Uhmslave_o_spike on September 10th, 2007 01:31 am (UTC)
Greetings and abominations back at ya! (Ooops! Well abominations does fit - we are talking about a preggers!Justin)

I came home one day last month to see the girls watching Rosemary's Baby. I asked Megan why she was watching it and she said if I was taking the time to spoof it, she wanted to know what was so special about it.

I said 'not much, that's why I'm spoofing it.' Then again, I'm not following the script very closely. :)

And yes, all little boys are imps of Satan. Carly, a former employee calls Donovan the antichrist so there ya go! :)

Thanks JJ!!!! And you're so not getting weird. Of course, look at the source...
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girloftheburbs: Laughing Galegirloftheburbs on September 7th, 2007 07:18 pm (UTC)
Oh my god, this is so deliciously evil, I was snickering quietly to myself since I'm at work. :D If I were to quote my favorite lines, I'd have to list the entire chapter.

I'm so glad you're feeling better, Maria!! :)
Maria: Justin's Babyslave_o_spike on September 10th, 2007 01:27 am (UTC)
Hey! Evil is my middle name, ya know? Well its not, but you know what I mean. :P

Lordie! So I guess you loved it all!!!

Thank you! I am feeling much better. And thank you for the lovely fb. :)
(no subject) - girloftheburbs on September 10th, 2007 04:38 am (UTC) (Expand)
Virit: B/J mwah!virit on September 7th, 2007 08:13 pm (UTC)
MYLORD! You're a genius!!!

It was so worth to wait so long for the update. ;) I'm glad that you feel better.

Oh, and thank you for killing Ian. LOL

BTW, I don't comment very often but I read your story.
Maria: Justin smilingslave_o_spike on September 10th, 2007 01:26 am (UTC)
I don't know about genius, but okay. :)

I know it was a bit of a wait. I'm already working on chap 6 so you don't have to worry. Killing Ian was my pleasure.

Seriously. LOL!

A comment here and there lets me know how many people are reading AND enjoying this. Thank you!!!!!
adelais_liliadelais_lili on September 7th, 2007 08:32 pm (UTC)
Melanie Marcus in a floral dress. Now that's a scary thought. And Mikey's monkey boy - I wonder where I heard of this one before. :)))
Brian is hurting for Justin. Sweet. Oh, the love.
Justin's having menstrual cramps. One way to ease the pain is through orgasms. I'm sure Brian can do something about it. Or a vibrating butt-plug can always come in handy. :)))

I'm really glad you updated. And please take good care of yourself.Hugs.
Maria: Justin's Babyslave_o_spike on September 10th, 2007 12:56 am (UTC)
Yeah - the monkey reference is getting old now. LOL!

But Stepford!Mel is new. *nods head*

Is one of the ways to ease menstrual cramps orgasms? Huh. And I've been doing the Midol thing for too long. :)

I'll take care of myself, don't worry. The family loves seeing me feeling all better so I was ordered to. Thank you!!! *hugs you back*
(no subject) - adelais_lili on September 10th, 2007 11:53 am (UTC) (Expand)
Bluemchenkaffee: galebluemchenkaffee on September 7th, 2007 09:21 pm (UTC)
I'm so happy that you feel good enough to post another chapter! But are you sure you're not sick anymore ? ;) I mean, Melanie in a floral dress, Mikey Jr. sifting for lice, Ethan on a trampoline and Justin having menstrual cramps!?! Maybe there was something in your meds??? :))

Brian turned around abruptly, winced and sighed again. "Yeah, but did you have to make it hurt him so much?!?!?!"

Aww, so sweet!!

It's so wonderful, that you're back, Maria.

Maria: mPreg Justin 1slave_o_spike on September 10th, 2007 12:54 am (UTC)
I know. It seems like I must be delusional, right? LOL!

But hey! I had to explain how Justin will be able to get preggers, and the progeny of Michael and Mel? That's just too easy and begging for it.

Mel as a Stepford wife?

It's never been done...*winces*

And you gotta throw in sweet devil!Brian. I mean, you just gotta. :)

Thank you Susanne! *kisses you*
qafmaniac: B/J BABYqafmaniac on September 8th, 2007 01:25 pm (UTC)
I just laughed my way through this chapter.It was soooo much fun to read!!Though...I could also feel Justin's pain! ;)
The way you killed IAN was to die for...hehehehe!
And monkey!Mikey!jr...ROFLMAO!!!!

Glad you're feeling better!!

Maria: Justin's Babyslave_o_spike on September 10th, 2007 12:52 am (UTC)
I could also feel Justin's pain

And I've felt it! Of course, you probably have too...LOL!

I had to make Ian's death memorable. And you know how I feel about the progeny of Michael and Mel.

Thank you! I am feeling much better now. And thanks for the fb! ILU!!!!
maronimaroni on September 9th, 2007 02:17 am (UTC)
Dont hurt my baby......

But keep it coming.

Lots of hugs and kisses to keep you feeling well so you can crank out those chapters
Maria: Justin's Babyslave_o_spike on September 10th, 2007 12:35 am (UTC)
I won't hurt him...much. *winces*

I'm feeling well and will be working on chapter 6 - never fear. I think the last of the crud is over. :)

Thank you!!!
sanneasannea on September 9th, 2007 01:02 pm (UTC)
This is so weird in the best sense of the word :-)
Maria: Jack I don't get itslave_o_spike on September 10th, 2007 12:34 am (UTC)
LOL! Yes it is. Thank you. *winks*

But you know what's really weird? You showed up in my email twice under another name. LOL!
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Lisa: Brian mockingbrianswalk on September 9th, 2007 10:04 pm (UTC)
Oh, please tell me you're going to make him bleed like a stuck pig! you didn't give poor Justin menstrual cramps. You know men can't handle that shit!
I laughed through the whole chapter, Maria. Thanks, I needed that.
Maria: mPreg Justin 2slave_o_spike on September 10th, 2007 12:33 am (UTC)
I did. I did. *shakes head sadly* I gave Justin cramps...and Midol.

I'm tired of mpreg stories where the men just get pregnant out of nowhere. Didn't they have to fucking ovulate?!?!?

Anywho, glad this hit the spot! Thank you!!!!

(I was wondering where you were...LOL!)
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Maria: Justin's Babyslave_o_spike on September 12th, 2007 01:15 am (UTC)
I know. I was horrible to Justin. *slaps my hand*

Sorry, it's sort of like the Kotex reference in my mirror fic. Midol is like an aspirin here in America for women for their menstrual cramps. Whenever a woman is acting particularly bitchy, people will say, 'chill and take a Midol.'

I'm sure I can get Brian to kiss Justin all better. in fact, I have to work hard at keeping them apart sometimes! LOL!!!

Thank you!!!!!
babygimmeasling on September 12th, 2007 02:48 pm (UTC)
Aiii I love this story
and yessssssss no more Ethan ^^
I hope you'll hurry up with the next chapter ;)
Maria: mPreg Justin 1slave_o_spike on September 12th, 2007 09:31 pm (UTC)
I'm working on chapter 6 as we speak. It will be quicker than the last, trust me! :)

And yes, no more Ethan. If only Cowlip had seen fit to do this to the fiddler in S2...

Thank you so much!!!!! :D
(no subject) - babygimmeasling on September 13th, 2007 01:18 pm (UTC) (Expand)
maronimaroni on September 27th, 2007 12:12 pm (UTC)
Are you alright????
I dont remember this long a break in your writing... which makes me wonder if something's really wrong.
Especially since you havent even written on your blog!!!!
Maria: B/J cha cha chaslave_o_spike on October 3rd, 2007 03:50 am (UTC)
Re: hi
Hi! I'm fine. Actually, I'm physically feeling great. I've had so many things occupying my time and my mind lately. Plus, I've had some major computer problems occuring. I've seriously had some real time constraints lately.

I am working on chapter 6 now. I keep redoing it when I get the chance but everyone keeps bothering me. It will get posted soon.

Thank you though. It is always nice to know people miss me. :)

*hugs you*
Re: hi - maroni on October 3rd, 2007 11:45 am (UTC) (Expand)