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20 November 2007 @ 06:04 pm
Chapter 3 "The Hitcher" and cockfetti story  
So, today was Rowan's parent/teacher conference. This was the one I was worried about.

After talking to the teachers, everything's cool and apparently she's doing great. I help her with her homework so I know what she's capable of, but I wasn't sure if they were going to say that she should be held back.

I can now breathe easier on this point now. I've been wondering if she was going to be able to keep up all this time.

I won't go into detail, just suffice it to say, I'm happy. :)

I then came home to find Rowan and Donovan had found the 'cockfetti' that had come with my QaF goodies.

Rowan was applying the confetti to Donovan's cheeks and her own. When I found them, she said, "look! We're pretty!" Then she asked where I got the hearts.

*breathes in deeply*

So here's the next installment of my badfic experiment. Are people still reading this BTW?

Title: The Hitcher
Chapter: Chapter 3
Pairing: Brian/Justin; some mild, not really there Justin/Ethan - in fact, they don't have sex...at all.
Genre: Badfic/Horror/Suspense
Rating: S for stupid
Summary: You've seen the movie. Come on. You haven't? Okay. Justin picks up more than he can handle (and I don't mean a raging case of herpes) when he picks up a hitchhiker. Chaos ensues.

Disclaimer: It's all true and yes, I am Spartacus!!!!

Chapter 1
Chapter 2

"Um...that depends...where you going?" Justin asked of the stranger.

"South," the man replied while leaning against the phone booth just outside of the diner. He had a few days growth beard, a bomber jacket and a pair of very comfy looking jeans.

"We're headed that way too," Justin said with a smile.

"Justin," Ethan whispered as he elbowed his companion.

"Stop," Justin whispered back and turned once again to the stranger. "Where do you have to go exactly?"

The man looked behind Justin and saw the Chevy. He stood up straighter and peered at both boys. "You were the two that left me out on the road, weren't you?"

"Shit," Ethan mumbled.

"Was that you?!" Justin exclaimed as he stood straighter. "I'm so sorry. It's just that...and then...I'm so sorry," he continued to babble.

The man smiled. "That's okay. I wouldn't pick me up either." As he said this, the toothpick shifted to the other side of his mouth. Justin kept a keen eye on the stick and then looked down quickly at the man's hand. The man's nice strong hand.

And the gold wedding band on his finger.

Funny, he had definitely gotten a blip on his gaydar from the man.

That was quite regrettable.

"What happened?" Justin asked with a bit of concern.

"The car just...died. I'm not a mechanic," the man said with a smirk. "I hate grease."

"Justin drinks it for breakfast," Ethan quipped.

"Yeah, I bet," the man said while licking his lips. "Look, my name is Brian. Brian Kinney," Brian said as he held his hand out for Justin to shake. "I'd really be in your debt if you could give me a lift to where I'm going."

"Of course we will," Justin said while shaking Brian's hand.

"Justin? Can I speak to you for a moment?" Ethan said while pulling Justin by the shirt away from the man.

"What?" Justin said.

"What?" Ethan repeated. "We are so not picking up a stranger, especially that one!" Ethan said while pointing over in Brian's direction.

"Way to be inconspicuous. Why not? He seems nice," Justin said with a smile as he waved to Brian.

"Nice? Nice? I dunno. There's something wrong about him..."

"Did you see the ring? He's probably got some pretty little wife somewhere waiting at home for him. Probably 2.5 kids playing with an XBox while the family dog is out rutting through the neighbor's garbage."

"I dunno," Ethan said once again while shaking his head.

"Please Ethan? I feel so bad already for leaving him stranded out there. This is my way of...of redeeming myself."

"Couldn't you just give some money to the Ronald McDonald house instead? I think I saw a McDonald's around here somewhere. I know, let's go now and find one," Ethan said as he tried to pull Justin with him. "I'll buy you a happy meal."

"Ethan," Justin said as he rooted himself to the spot.

"Fine," Ethan said as he admitted defeat. "Let's go play the good samaritan to the nice psycho breeder."

"Brian," Justin called out as he pointed behind him, "car's this way."

"Excellent," Brian said and smiled.


Current Mood: relievedrelieved
snow_white79: laughsnow_white79 on November 21st, 2007 02:10 am (UTC)
hehehehe, this is so fun! I know I said that already, but it is! hehehehehe!!!!! (clapping) And the happy meal line had me laughing! :)
Maria: Waffle Carmen Mirandaslave_o_spike on November 21st, 2007 02:15 am (UTC)
I almost talked about a happy meal toy.

The toy shall be nameless...*whistles*

Thank you snow!

PS. Should I post this at MW?
(no subject) - snow_white79 on November 21st, 2007 02:21 am (UTC) (Expand)
A fanjustinlovesart on November 21st, 2007 02:16 am (UTC)
Brian wears a ring? How intriguing...

Still reading, still loving it.

And sorry to sound repetitive, but your Ethan owns me :)
Maria: Justin smilingslave_o_spike on November 21st, 2007 02:21 am (UTC)
The ring? It shall be explained in the next chapter. Even though I'm just writing this a half hour at a time, I still know what'll happen next. :)

I love that my Ethan owns you.

I wish Cowlip had let me write Ethan...

And Ted...

Thank you!!!!
I wish CowLip had let you write everything. - colleen2328 on September 4th, 2008 06:38 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: I wish CowLip had let you write everything. - slave_o_spike on September 11th, 2008 02:04 am (UTC) (Expand)
snow_white79snow_white79 on November 21st, 2007 02:21 am (UTC)
oh haha, I read the chapter before reading what you wrote above. I'm glad the conference went okay. My son has his the first week of December. LOL so funny about the confetti!! LOL
Maria: Bad Mommyslave_o_spike on November 21st, 2007 02:23 am (UTC)
Good luck on your conference. (I had three to go to *shudders*)

I know! LMAO!!!! I couldn't stop laughing. :D:D

So wrong. So wrong...
my2cats: words of wisdommy2cats on November 21st, 2007 02:51 am (UTC)
Let the ride begin...lol

Maria: Justin smilingslave_o_spike on November 21st, 2007 03:37 am (UTC)
It has begun...

Cue scary road picture music. :)

critic75critic75 on November 21st, 2007 03:33 am (UTC)
The story is perking up.

I really want to thank you for the belly laugh.
"Where did you get the hearts?" It's STILL funny. And, I know exactly how deep that sigh of relief you gave, was.
Hearts- - - - -??? Bwahahahaha
God Bless all sweet, young, innocent, darling children.
Maria: B/J ILUslave_o_spike on November 21st, 2007 03:42 am (UTC)
LMAO!!!! I still can't get the picture out of my head of those two so innocently applying the penises with balls to their cheeks.

LOL! LOL!!!!!

Hell! I'm still reeling from when Joe looked at the top of my desk and saw the cockfetti and said, and I quote, 'what's with all the phallic glitter?'

I think I can finally start thinking more clearly now that two of my biggest worries are off my table (Rowan and the lease for the shop - we just signed the papers). Whew!

I've actually started looking and responding to my flist again and I'm writing everyday (not just this tripe).

Thanks JJ! (Glad I gave you a laugh).
Lisa: Brian sad smilebrianswalk on November 21st, 2007 04:01 am (UTC)
I wish these were longer...
Maria: angst BJ Stormfrontslave_o_spike on November 21st, 2007 05:20 am (UTC)
But then it wouldn't take 1/2 an hour to write. :P

Besides, this way, I actually get them out! LOL!

Thank you!!!!!
rosy5000: Brian Smilerosy5000 on November 21st, 2007 05:07 am (UTC)
"I'll buy you a happy meal."

*falls off chair laughing*

Dumb Ethan, of course Justin's not going to leave Brian stranded. ;D
Maria: Waffle Carmen Mirandaslave_o_spike on November 21st, 2007 05:19 am (UTC)
Of course not! Silly Ethan!

I almost had Justin talking about a certain happy meal toy. LOL!

*points to icon*

Thank you!!!!
qafmaniac: B/J BABYqafmaniac on November 21st, 2007 05:39 am (UTC)
Yeah...I'm still reading...though it makes me feel weired.
ETHAN is my favorite character in this fic so far!THAT's sooooo fucked up!The world must be come to an end!Please,make him do something really mean to Justin or Brian so I can hate him again! *grins*
McDonald...Happy meal...Bwahahahaha....that line totally cracked me up!
Can't wait to read all about the wedding ring!

everything's cool and apparently she's doing great.

I'm sure to hear THAT made you feel very proud...and relieved!It's good to hear that your kids are doing great at school because it's not easy there for them these days!

The glitter cockfetti? Yeah...I know what it looks like. LOL
Got it a few month ago too!It fell out of a card from Bunny when I opened it!Hubby saw it and asked me:What do you want with all those pink shade arrows!
Bwahahahahaha....he was NOT wearing his glasses!! LOL
And your kids playing with it...ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor's appointment in one and a half hour...need medication..YEAH!Two male pills on the container!!I'll make sure to tell her!LOL


You should going to bed soon...I think it's late over there! ;)

Wish you some sweet dreams1


PS.Waiting for this one! ;) ;D ;P

*points to icon*

Maria: Justin's Babyslave_o_spike on November 21st, 2007 10:47 pm (UTC)
LOL! You want me make you hate Ethan?!?! LOL!

The ring part shall be explained in the next chapter, which btw, is up! :)

And yes! I feel immensely relieved about Rowan. I can't tell you how much.

I hope the doctor's appt isn't for anything serious. And yeah, that cockfetti was just too much. LMAO!!!!

More JB coming soon Marita, never fear and thank you hon! *hugs you*
(no subject) - qafmaniac on November 24th, 2007 04:45 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - slave_o_spike on November 27th, 2007 08:02 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - qafmaniac on November 28th, 2007 09:22 pm (UTC) (Expand)
bodleianbodleian on November 21st, 2007 06:20 am (UTC)
Brian definitely is menacing - and in the best way. I'm waiting to hear about the ring - should be interesting. It's great that Justin is letting all fears fly out the window but Ethan is concerned. Maybe he knows a threat when he sees it.
Maria: Justin condomslave_o_spike on November 21st, 2007 10:45 pm (UTC)
Ethan really is the voice of reason here. Justin is just listening to his cock.

You'll find out about the ring in chapter 4 which oh btw is up!!!!

Thank you!!!!!
Jude: Kinney fucked my ljflashfly on November 21st, 2007 06:24 am (UTC)
OMG, Justin's blond roots are showing! Picking up strangers at a roadside diner? Are you sure the Hitcher isn't a vampire who is mesmerizing the poor lad? Ethan is the brains in this outfit. :)
Maria: Justin Uhmslave_o_spike on November 21st, 2007 10:43 pm (UTC)
*spanks Justin for being blond*

*spanks Justin again for being blong with nice spankable ass*

No, Brian's not a vamp, but if you'll remember a certain 17 year old who went home with Brian one night on Liberty Avenue.

*spanks Justin for being blond again*

Thanks Jude! Chapter 4 is up. :)
(Anonymous) on November 21st, 2007 09:15 am (UTC)
Hey! I usually lurk but i wanted to say that im so lovin this fic rite now!!!- and the most bizarre thing is that i love Ethan's character the most!*gives a bewildered stare* He makes me lmfao :) Most of the fics that i have read makes him out to be the anti-christ (kinda guy), i was starting to get a bit peeved by it, thus its refreshing to read somethin so dif. Justin is very adorable here and Brian character is so shrouded in mystery, that you cant tell much about him. I have read most of your stories, they are all so good, but i like this and 'baby' a lot! I know you dont need me telling you this, but you are seriously one heck of a writer ;)kudos to your muse (um, assuming that you have one of course)
Maria: Gale scruffy shotslave_o_spike on November 21st, 2007 10:41 pm (UTC)
Re: *gapes*
Hey lurker! Welcome!

Thanks for popping by. I know what you mean about Ethan. I actually gave him a personality here. I personally think Ethan gets a bad rap most of the time. I don't think he really did anything bad, he just got in the way of the BJ love so people like to demonize him.

No muse. At least I don't think so...

Hmmm...Thank you for the praise. It's always nice to know what everyone's thinking. :)

Doriantdorian on November 21st, 2007 12:22 pm (UTC)
You have this talent to turn Brian in some really amzinglysexypsychos !! I love that.I can picture him with his beard and everything....eh eh ! Please tell me he won't hurt Ethan...too soon.I LOVE Ethan in this story.You said you were gonna update one of ur stories : WHICH ONE, WHEN ? Do you remember taht I still don't have my birthday present !!!!!!!! Aida
Maria: Gale Misunderstood Cannibalslave_o_spike on November 21st, 2007 10:38 pm (UTC)
And nothing is sexier than cannibal!Brian. LOL!

My new banner does not have the bomber jacket or the scruff sadly. :(

I know! I have yet to get you b-day pressie! I've been so bogged down. I'll try soon though. The boys (our cannibal boys) are set to go to a bar in the next chapter).

Thanks Aida!!!

Chapter 4 is up btw.
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Maria: Waffle Carmen Mirandaslave_o_spike on November 21st, 2007 10:36 pm (UTC)
I'm not sure where bunny got them. But I'm going to be either a Lover's Package type store (you know, a porn shop for women).

Thank you!

PS Chapter 4 is up. :)
Bluemchenkaffee: Galebluemchenkaffee on November 21st, 2007 09:09 pm (UTC)
What happened to Ethan? He seems to be so nice. :)

Of course, I'm still reading and I love to read more about their road trip.

Maria: Justin smilingslave_o_spike on November 21st, 2007 10:35 pm (UTC)
I KNOW!!!!

I made him nice. LOL!

And obviously the smarter of the two.

More of their road trip up right now. :) Thanks Susanne!
mdlawmdlaw on November 22nd, 2007 04:51 am (UTC)
I'm still afraid even if it is Brian. m :O
Maria: Gale Misunderstood Cannibalslave_o_spike on November 27th, 2007 08:07 pm (UTC)
LOL! I know! In fact, I think I'm more afraid because it is Brian!!!