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30 January 2008 @ 07:15 pm
"Death Does Not Become Him" Chapter 5 Orlibean  
So here it is.

BTW, Griffon, Joe and I saw Rambo last weekend. It was okay. Only, I think there was more blood and gore than in Peter Jackson's Braindead.

Title: Death Does Not Become Him
Pairing: Orlibean
Rating: R
Warnings: supernatural. minor character death, talk of death, language, VERY DARK HUMOR
Summary: What if there were people who could see how, what of and when a person will die? What if one of those people was Orlando? And how does Sean fit into all this?
Disclaimer: None of this is true. Except for Dachshunds being vicious. Nasty little buggers...

Author's Note: Once again, I want to offer huge fat hugs and sloppy kisses to my beta, simplyshanni. I sometimes get quite lost when writing porn. Thanks for helping me clean up. :)

Chapter 5 - wherein Sean makes dinner for OrlandoCollapse )
Current Mood: thankfulthankful
Lotripper: orlando closemsilverstar on February 3rd, 2008 02:55 am (UTC)
This continues to be great fun, with some interesting bittersweet because of Orlando's precognition. Glad you're in the fandom now!
Maria: Orlando contemplatingslave_o_spike on February 3rd, 2008 05:07 am (UTC)
Glad to be here!

Yeah, everything would be hunky-dorey if it weren't for those stupid vision!

And thank you!!!! :)
Lotripper: sean beanmsilverstar on June 11th, 2008 03:07 pm (UTC)
I hope you finish this series sometime!
Maria: Orlando contemplatingslave_o_spike on June 11th, 2008 07:33 pm (UTC)

*is very sorry*

I posted a locked post in my lj about where I've been. RL...has been...well, RL. I won't bore you with the details.

Suffice it to say, I'm better now and I can actually write (LOL! Seriously, it takes alot to keep me down and I was in the zone with this story until this happened). I do have this story outlined, just not filled in. I left Chapter 11 with my beta yesterday and it should be available either today or tomorrow. The way I've been feeling, there is no way I'm putting anything out there without being beta'd first. :P

I never planned on leaving this hanging. *winces*
Lotripper: orlando squinchyfacemsilverstar on June 12th, 2008 01:23 am (UTC)
I'm sorry you've been having a rough time, and I didn't mean to pressure you. I just remembered how much I want to know how this comes out :-)
Mariaslave_o_spike on June 12th, 2008 01:35 am (UTC)
LOL! No worries! Pfft!

I employ 10 teens at a time and have 5 kids of my own. Believe me, I know what pressure is! :P

I sometimes wonder what happens to writers of certain stories (WIPs) too. I wrote a story a year ago in the Queer as Folk fandom where each chapter was a cliffhanger. Had I left it out as long as I've left this one, (I completed that in about 3 months - 25 chapters) they would have lynched me. LOL! The Lotr rps fandom is waaaay more forgiving and understanding IMO. :)

BTW, the next chapter is up and posted and is quite a pivotal one.
Gigi: Orlando Pirategiselleslash on February 3rd, 2008 05:34 pm (UTC)
I saved this as my Sunday morning treat to read and oh did it live up to it. I knew it would be good, but damn woman, this was a fan-fucking-tastic chapter!

It had me in stitches with the Scientologist bit and all the mentions of salad tossing and firemen's poles and then it was SO freakin' hot (was going to put smokin' hot but then thought of poor Eric and decided not to *pets Eric*) what with all the popsicle suckage and teh secks, and then there's the end. Oh God, poor Orlando seeing where it was going to happen and having to wash the blood off of himself, and poor confused, completely gone, Sean...and...and...DAMN Santa Ana's! Ack!

Anyway, needless to say, I liked it *snerk* I'm now officially doing my anxious/can't wait for the next part dance, which looks suspiciously like my pee-pee dance, but there are slight nuances that make all the difference ;P
Maria: Orlando Cute!slave_o_spike on February 3rd, 2008 06:29 pm (UTC)
Glad I made your Sunday! :)

Couldn't resist the bit with the Scientologists!

Yeah - that whole scene with him freaking out about the blood was a bit hard for me to write - I needed to keep it real while not having Orli get all weird about it at the same time.

*pets smokin Eric again*

*wipes hand on towel*

Chapter 6 will probably be the middle of the week.

Thank you!!!!

PS I friended you back. :)
Gigi: Jake Smilegiselleslash on February 3rd, 2008 10:09 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah *headdesk* I totally forgot to mention that I took it upon myself to friend you without asking first...what can I say? Polite and I sometimes don't go hand in hand :)
foxraferfoxrafer on February 6th, 2008 07:41 pm (UTC)
Love this chapter. It’s great that he knows where, now he just has to pinpoint the when.
Maria: Baby!Orlislave_o_spike on February 13th, 2008 04:19 am (UTC)
Thank you! And yep - tis a good thing alright!

And chapter 6 will be up prolly by tomorrow (it's with my beta).
My Flame Burns Bright: Torchwoodsuch_a_steph on February 19th, 2008 01:26 pm (UTC)
I'm rather intrigued as to what Orli saw this time. Bullet wounds were freaky enough, but he sure seemed spooked. Pity, I was rather looking forward to round two ;)

BTW, I've seem some pretty vicious Chihuahuas... worse than Dachshunds in my book! Maybe Sean could get one of those.

(how odd it is not to recognise the long list of names that precedes mine. They don't know what they are missing)
Maria: B/J ILUslave_o_spike on February 19th, 2008 04:31 pm (UTC)
You'll find out in chapter 6 (which has been up for a few days). I was looking forward to round two too but you know how the muse is. :P

Yeah, those chihuahuas are vicious too! LOL! But I like the whole concept of the weiner dog much better. I mean, come on - weiner dog - sausages. LOL!

And yeah, new people, huh? Too bad they're not into the bj lurrrvvve. :)

BTW, don't forget to catch the 2 crackfics I wrote earlier either (Maria's Viggo Mortenstein and The Four Horsemen). I know how you love that kind of stuff.

Thank you Steph! *kisses and hugs you*
My Flame Burns Bright: BJ - 308 Heartsuch_a_steph on February 19th, 2008 11:18 pm (UTC)
Crack!fic :D *Gasps with delight* I've d/led them & Chapter 7 to take to work today!

There's nothing wrong with a little cross fandom education... maybe you can enlighted some OrliBean fans!
Maria: BJ Guh Showerslave_o_spike on February 20th, 2008 01:51 am (UTC)
Hey! I've used some of my hot animated Qaf icons (like the shower sex and second time sex) just to get people interested.

You'd think! LOL!

(Make sure you read chapter 6! 7 won't make sense otherwise)