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07 March 2008 @ 05:28 pm
Legolas, cannibal!Brian, Waffle, his doll and Me Picspam...  
So, I thoroughly apologize for my drunken attempt the other night at writing fic.

If it was an experiment, it failed miserably! LOL!

On top of all that, I pissed off cannibal!Brian cuz I paired Ted with Justin.

And on top of that, I put a bucket in his hands. Remember what it means when Brian has a bucket in his hands.

It means you're usually on the wrong side of the cage!

So I decided to employ the help of Waffle and his voodoo doll to take care of the little problem:

I caught a glimpse of cannibal!Brian as he was leaving the homestead:


He went to the general store. I got some of the locals, who are you know, tired of wondering if they'll be put in the sausage, to get some of his hairs.


I heard tell they got him when he was pretty tanked:


So I got Waffle and told him to take out the ole voodoo doll and his book. I made sure this time that he took the Made in Taiwan tag off cuz I'm sure that's why it backfired last time.


He stuck the pins in the appropriate places. Then he did his little dance.

I won't go into detail about it. It was awful!


And voila!


Oh crap!

Great! I must've gotten the hairs mixed up again.

Of course, looking at that shit eating grin on ole Brian's face, I'd say he had something to do with it.


No Waffle! Don't consult the book again. It wasn't you.

This is me trying to unruffle some feathers. After all, not only do I have a pissed off cannibal after me, NOW I have an irate elf!


*shakes head*

I just need to take that damn doll away from Waffle!

And I would so love to thank the wonderful critic75 for the lovely pics of cannibal!Brian. I heard she stalks him with her camera everywhere he goes. :)
Current Mood: ditzyditzy
zortrana: Crazy peoplezortrana on March 8th, 2008 01:53 am (UTC)
Um, what have you drinking TONIGHT?

No, I loved really. Except that you know I am terrified of that "toy"!

And is it wrong that I find even cannibal!Brian kinda hot?
Maria: Gale Misunderstood Cannibalslave_o_spike on March 8th, 2008 02:23 am (UTC)
I haven't been drinking anything! LOL!

After what I wrote last week, I'm not posting anything to lj while snockered!

Cannibal!Brian IS hot! You know that...

Brian's hot - the toy's not.

Do you have nightmares about the thing?
singlewoman: Brian's ass by silent_seassinglewoman on March 8th, 2008 02:05 am (UTC)
I find cannibal Brian extremely hot, especially since he dispatched my ex to save a cow!
And that shit eating grin picture, shave the beard, clean him up, put him in Boss and Prada and you would have the devil from Justin's Baby.

Waffle doing voodoo cracks me up. A great laugh for a Friday night.
Maria: Justin's Babyslave_o_spike on March 8th, 2008 02:24 am (UTC)
Yes! He did get rid of your little problem, now didn't he?

You're right! That would so be the devil in that fic!

Glad I made you laugh. :)
snow_white79: woodyssnow_white79 on March 8th, 2008 02:11 am (UTC)
ROFLOL!!! Great pictures!
Maria: Waffle Carmen Mirandaslave_o_spike on March 8th, 2008 02:24 am (UTC)
Thank you! Got you to look!
Chaos..panic..disorder...my work here is done.: Orlando-blowjobjillapet on March 8th, 2008 02:36 am (UTC)
send waffle to orlando bloom...

i double dog dare you!
Maria: Orlando Bloom PoTC AWEslave_o_spike on March 8th, 2008 04:47 am (UTC)
And say what Pet?!?!?

Dear Orli,

May I call you Orli?

Enclosed you will find one penis shaped McDonald's toy but don't fret, it's really a cat.

Also enclosed you will find his voodoo kit guaranteed to rid you of any agressive papparazi and ex-model girlfriends.

Also enclosed is a dog collar. Please put this on and nothing else and take some pictures with the roll of film I have included and send back in the postage paid envelope provided (that is an untraceable PO box number).

Thank you,


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shadownyc: furriboots - Bri-txt-Grinshadownyc on March 8th, 2008 02:42 am (UTC)
LOL!!! You're getting a bit giddy, aren't you?
Maria: Justin smilingslave_o_spike on March 8th, 2008 04:48 am (UTC)
See? You know me all too well. :)

But my emoticon says 'ditzy.'
my2cats: brian cracks up_animatedmy2cats on March 8th, 2008 02:46 am (UTC)

I find Cannibal Brian hot and sexy...

He could kill somebody with that smile alone,lol

Maria: Justin's Babyslave_o_spike on March 8th, 2008 04:50 am (UTC)
He is, innit he?

Still, if you're killed by cannibal!Brian, no matter how hot he is, you're still dead. ;P

And yes! He could kill someone with it! Although singlewoman said if you shaved him and put him in Prada, he would look like the devil from Justin's Baby! LOL!
liriel1810 on March 8th, 2008 02:58 am (UTC)
*snortgiggle* Poor elf. Cannibal!Brian has a lot to answer for! Time to call in Jack Sparrow to deal with your cannibal... he's got experience dealing with cannibals. *g*
Maria: Orlando Bloom PoTC heroic Willslave_o_spike on March 8th, 2008 04:52 am (UTC)
*pets Legolas*

Cannibal!Brian does have alot to answer for - but I ain't the one who's gonna take it up with him! LOL!

*points to 'Favorite Fic Quote of the Month' in sidebar*

And yes! Jack does know how to deal with cannibals...or...er...spitting their...uh...captives. ;P
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bodleianbodleian on March 8th, 2008 03:23 am (UTC)
I think I need a drink. And where did Waffle come from? Definitely different but interesting and if Gale makes an appearance - hot!
Maria: Gale Misunderstood Cannibalslave_o_spike on March 8th, 2008 04:54 am (UTC)
Remember Waffle? He's that McDonald's toy that I persecuted mercilessly back last spring. :)

Go to my 'toy pics' tags for more detail. And if you go to my 'toy series' tags, you can see the fic I wrote around them with Brian and Justin thrown in there too!

I love scruffy Gale - so yeah - HOT!!!!
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firehead30firehead30 on March 8th, 2008 03:37 am (UTC)
Maria, quit bogarting your stash...lemme have some too. OMG we gotta get the book away from waffle before he does soemthing to Johnny Depp...wait, lemme have another hit, do you think we could get Brian to make some brownies for us?
Maria: Listening to Satanic musicslave_o_spike on March 8th, 2008 04:58 am (UTC)
Oh okay!

*passes you some of the good shit*

I think you're right. We need to get that book away now. Waffle is evil.

Let me correct that.

He's evooool...

And do you really want brownies cannibal!Brian made? If you asked him if there were any TJ in the brownies, he might actually say something like, 'no, his name was RJ.'


*passes you the pipe again*
critic75critic75 on March 8th, 2008 04:32 am (UTC)
Love the way the story turned out. Waffle even conjured up a human thumb with his pins and dancing, but he'd better look out for that pissed-off elf. Even he should be able to tell the difference between cannibal hair and elf hair. Love the shit-eating grin on cannibal Brian's face. I hope the elf doesn't hurt him.
Maria: Gale Misunderstood Cannibalslave_o_spike on March 8th, 2008 05:03 am (UTC)
Thank you for the pics. I know you said I didn't have to credit you - but I like giving credit anyway - and then what do I do?

I forget to give credit! ;P

I'm editing that in though since you were so wonderful by doing that. Also, I just received those other pics and I have an idea for some more fun. :)

Yes, Waffle is quite powerful. I don't know where that thumb came from, but I think cannibal!Brian had plans for it in some appetizer recipe.

You'd think the nimrod wold know the difference between short auburn hairs and long, silky white hair, wouldn't you? Then again, he's not even aware he looks like a dick.

And no, the elf is going to hurt me! But oh, what a way to go...;)
rosy5000: Brian Smilerosy5000 on March 8th, 2008 05:50 am (UTC)
ROTFLMAO!!!!!! OMG!!!! Whatever you're on.... please share. :D

Cannibal!Brian + irate Elf= very naughty thoughts. ;D

Both are sexy as hell too. ;D *drools8
Maria: Orlando Bloom PoTC AWEslave_o_spike on March 8th, 2008 05:56 am (UTC)
*passes you the pipe me and Fire have been smoking out of*

Well, yes, Brian and the elf...thing is, our Brian needs to be with his Justin.

We could always borrow not our Brian from the Mirror!verse and have him be a cannibal too! LOL!

Yes, they are both sexy. Brian is very...well...he's very. :)

And Legolas is just too beautiful to be considered real. I totally see how Peter Jackson said, 'that's my Legolas!'
simplyshanni on March 8th, 2008 07:30 am (UTC)
Okay, hon, I admit, I do NOT follow the Canibal lingo or 'verse and I'm completely lost here, but I do like the Cannibal!Brian pics. I've never seen Gale Harold with a beard before! Scruffy but cute! Somehow I don't think the immaculate Brian Kinney would approve, though. LOL!

So that last pic is you, huh? Awww, you're adorable, sweetie! I LOVE being able to put a face to the name and voice! Thanks for the head's up!


Maria: Sean Bean slave_o_spike on March 8th, 2008 08:09 am (UTC)

Hey you! Yep! That's me! In all my dorky glory. :)

No, the immaculate BK would so not approve! That's why he's so cranky all the time.

There's not much to know about the cannibal!gang except that Brian procures meat for Debbie's sausage business and well, you get the picture...LOL!

I should be dropping chapter 9 btw into your email tomorrow. That okay?

*hugs you*
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Doriantdorian on March 8th, 2008 08:22 am (UTC)
Maria you crack me up !! Great pics and cannibal Brian is SUPER hot even if he looks SUPER demented in white trash way.LOL I haven't had the time to let you know how your little drunken story made me laugh.And as for you new story idea about the antechrist : go for it ! it's a great idea.And you didn't know Dexter ??? Maria...Dexter is incredible.With you he would have been even funny.*wink* Aida
Maria: Gale Misunderstood Cannibalslave_o_spike on March 8th, 2008 08:29 am (UTC)
He is HOT! And yeah...in that white trashy sort of way. LOL!

I've got all sorts of ideas for the tv series idea. ;P I haven't watched Dexter yet, but I've been told he/it is pretty funny so to say it would be even more funny with me...well...gosh.